Authors: Ngaio Marsh
âAll the same,' said Paul. âI don't mind betting that Pantyâ'
âIt has yet to be proved,' Pauline interrupted with spirit rather than conviction, âthat Panty had anything to do withâwithâ'
âWith the Raspberry?' said Paul, grinning. âMother, of course she did.'
âI have reason to believeâ' Pauline began.
âNo, really, Mother. It's Panty all over. Look at her record.'
âWhere did she get it? I've never given her such a thing.'
âAnother kid, I suppose, if she didn't buy it. I've seen them in one of the village shops; haven't you, Fen? I remember thinking to myself that they ought to have been sent to a rubber dump.'
âI've had a little talk with Panty,' said Panty's mother, obstinately, âand she promised me on her word of honour she didn't know anything about it. I know when that child is speaking the truth, Milly. A mother always knows.'
â
Honestly
, Mother!' said Paul.
âI don't care what anyone saysâ' Pauline began, but was interrupted by the entrance of Cedric, very smooth and elegant, and with more than a touch of smugness in his general aspect.
âGood morning, dearest Mrs Alleyn. Good morning, my sweets,' he said. âPlanning how to lay out the proverbial shilling to advantage, Paul dear? I've been so excited thinking up a scheme for a double wedding. It's a teeny bit involved. The Old Person, you see, in Uncle Claude's absence, must give Fenella away and then whisk over to the other side as First Bridegroom. I thought I might be joint Best Man and Paul could double Second Bridegroom and Sonia's papa. It's like a rather intricate ballet. Uncle Thomas is to be a page and Panty a flower-girl, which will give her wonderful opportunities for throwing things. And you, dearest Mama, and all the aunts shall be Dowagers-in-Waiting. I've invented such marvellously intimidating gowns for you.'
âDon't be naughty,' said Millamant.
âNo, but truly,' Cedric went on, bringing his plate to the table. âI
do
feel, you two, that you've managed your affairs the least bit clumsily.'
âIt's not given to all of us,' said Paul dryly, âto be quite as nimble after the main chance as you.'
âWell, I do rather flatter myself I've exhibited a pretty turn of low cunning,' Cedric agreed readily. âSonia's going to let me do her trousseau, and the Old Person said that I at least showed some family feeling. But I'm afraid, dearest Auntie Pauline, that Panty has lost ground almost irretrievably. Such a very robust sense of comedy.'
âI have already told your mother, Cedric, that I have reason to believe that Panty was not responsible for that incident.'
âOh, Gracious!' said Cedric. âSo touching. Such faith.'
âOr for the writing on your grandfather's looking-glass.'
Cedric made one of his ingratiating wriggles at Troy. âPanty has another champion,' he said.
Pauline turned quickly to Troy, who, with a sense of stepping from the stalls up to the stage, murmured: âI didn't think Panty wrote on the glass. I thought her protests rang true.'
âThere!' cried Pauline emotionally, and stretched out her hand to Troy. âThere, all of you!
Thank
you, Mrs Alleyn.
Someone
has faith in
my poor old Panty
.'
But Troy's faith in Panty Kentish, already slightly undermined, was to suffer a further jolt.
She went from the dining-room to the little theatre. Her canvas was leaning, face to the wall, where she had left it. She dragged it out, tipped it up on one corner, set it on the lowered tray of her easel and stepped back to look at it.
Across the nose and eyes of the completed head somebody had drawn in black paint an enormous pair of spectacles.
For perhaps five seconds alternate lumps of ice and red-hot coal chased each other down her spine and round her stomach. She then touched the face. It was hard dry. The black spectacles were still wet. With a sense of relief that was so violent that it came upon her like an attack of nausea, Troy clipped a rag in oil and gingerly wiped off the addition. She then sat down and pressed her shaking hands together. Not a stain, not a blur on the bluish shadows that she had twisted under the eyes, not a trace of dirt across the strange pink veil that was the flesh under his frontal bone. âOh, Golly!' Troy whispered. âOh, Golly! Thank God! Oh, Golly!'
âGood morning,' said Panty, coming in by the side door. âI'm allowed to do another picture. I want some more board and lots more paint. Look, I've finished the cows and the aeroplane. Aren't they good?'
She dumped her board on the floor against the foot of the easel, and, with a stocky imitation of Troy, fell back a pace and looked at it, her hands clasped behind her back. Her picture was of three vermilion cows in an emerald meadow. Above them, against a sky for which Panty had used neat New Blue, flew an emerald aeroplane in the act of secreting a black bomb.
âDamn good,' said Panty, âisn't it?' She tore her gaze away from her picture and allowed it to rest on Troy's.
âThat's good too,' she said. âIt's nice. It gives me a nice feeling inside. I think you paint good pictures.'
âSomebody,' said Troy, watching her, âthought it would be better if I put in a pair of spectacles.'
âWell, they must have been pretty silly,' said Panty. âKings don't wear spectacles. That's a king.'
âWhoever it was, painted them on the face.'
âIf anybody puts spectacles on my cows,' Panty said, âI'll kill them.'
âWho do you think could have done it?'
âI dunno,' said Panty without interest. âDid Noddy?'
âI hardly think so.'
âI suppose it was whoever put whatever it was on Noddy's glass. Not me, anyway. Now can I have another board and more paint? Miss Able likes me to paint.'
âYou may go up to my room and get yourself one of the small boards in the cupboard.'
âI don't know where your room is.'
Troy explained as best she could. âOh, well,' said Panty, âif I can't find it I'll just yell till somebody comes.'
She stumped away to the side door. âBy the way,' Troy called after her, âwould you know a Raspberry if you saw one?'
âYou bet,' said Panty with interest.
âI mean a rubber thing that makes a noise if you sit on it.'
âWhat sort of noise?'
âNever mind,' said Troy wearily. âForget about it.'
âYou're mad,' said Panty flatly and went out.
âIf I'm not,' Troy muttered, âthere's somebody in this house who is.'
All that morning she painted solidly through the background. In the afternoon Sir Henry posed for an hour and a half with two rests. He said nothing, but sighed a great deal. Troy worked at the hands, but he was restless, and kept making small nervous movements so that she did little more than lay down the general tone and shape of them. Millamant came in just before the end of the sitting, and, with a word of apology, went to him and murmured something indistinguishable. âNo, no,' he said angrily. âIt must be tomorrow. Ring up again and tell them so.'
âHe says it's very inconvenient.'
âThat be damned. Ring up again.'
âVery well, Papa,' said the obedient Millamant.
She went away, and Troy, seeing that he was growing still more restless, called an end to the sitting, telling him that Cedric had offered to pose for the cloak. He left with evident relief. Troy grunted disconsolately, scraped down the hands, and turned again to the background. It was a formalized picture of a picture. The rooky wood, a wet mass, rimmed with boldly stated strokes of her brush, struck sharply across a coldly luminous night sky. The monolithic forms in the middle distance were broadly set down as interlocking masses. Troy had dragged a giant brush down the canvas, each stroke the summing-up of painful thinking that suddenly resolved itself in form. The background was right, and the Ancreds, she reflected, would think it very queer and unfinished. All of them, except, perhaps, Cedric and Panty. She had arrived at this conclusion when on to the stage pranced Cedric himself, heavily and most unnecessarily made-up, moving with a sort of bouncing stride, and making much of his grandfather's red cloak.
âHere I am,' he cried, âfeeling so keyed up with the mantle of high tragedy across my puny shoulders. Now, what
precisely
is the pose?'
There was no need to show him, however. He swept up his drape, placed himself, and, with an expert wriggle, flung it into precisely the right sweep. Troy eyed it, and, with a sense of rising excitement, spread unctuous bands of brilliant colour across her palette.
Cedric was an admirable model. The drape was frozen in its sculptured folds. Troy worked in silence for an hour, holding her breath so often that she became quite stuffy in the nose.
âDearest Mrs Alleyn,' said a faint voice, âI have a tiny cramp in my leg.'
âLord, I'm sorry!' said Troy. âYou've been wonderful. Do have a rest.'
He came down into the auditorium, limping a little but still with an air, and stood before her canvas.
âIt's so piercingly
right
,' he said. âToo exciting! I mean, it really is theatre, and the Old Person and that devastating Bard all synthesized and made eloquent and everything. It terrifies me.'
He sank into a near-by stall, first spreading his cloak over the back, and fanned himself. âI can't tell you how I've died to prattle,' he went on, âall the time I was up there. This house is simply
seething
with intrigue.'
Troy, who was herself rather exhausted, lit a cigarette, sat down, and eyed her work. She also listened with considerable interest to Cedric.
âFirst I must tell you,' he began, âthe Old Person has positively sent for his solicitor. Imagine! Such lobbyings and whisperings! One is reminded of Papal elections in the seventeenth century. First the marriage settlement, of course. What do you suppose darling Sonia will have laid down as the minimum? I've tried
piteously
hard to wheedle it out of her, but she's turned rather secretive and
grande dame
. But, of course, however much it is it's got to come from
somewhere
. Panty was known to be first favourite. He's left her some fabulous sum to make her
Ã
parti
when she grows up. But we all feel her little pranks will have swept her right out of the running. So perhaps darling Sonia will have that lot. Then there's Paul and Fenella, who have undoubtedly polished themselves off. I rather
hope
,' said Cedric with a modest titter and a very sharp look in his eye, âthat I
may
reap something there. I
think
I'm all right, but you never know. He simply detests me, really, and the entail is quite ridiculous. Somebody broke it up or something ages ago, and I
may
only get this awful house and nothing whatever to keep it up with. Still, I really have got Sonia on my side.'