Authors: Ngaio Marsh
Pauline, Millamant and Desdemona had forgathered in Pauline's room,
Bernhardt
, and had talked exhaustively. They went together to the bathrooms at the end of the passage and encountered Mr Rattisbon, who had evidently come out of Sir Henry's rooms. Alleyn, who knew him, guessed that Mr Rattisbon, skipped, with late Victorian coyness, past the three ladies in their dressing-gowns and hurriedly down the passage to his own wing. The ladies performed their nightly rites together and together returned to their adjacent rooms. At this juncture Pauline began to look martyred.
âOriginally,' she said, â
Bernhardt
and
Bancroft
were one large room, a nursery, I think. The wall between is the merest partition. Milly and Dessy shared
Bancroft
. Of course, I know there was a great deal to be talked about and for a time I joined in. Milly's bed was just through the wall from mine, and Dessy's quite close. But it had been a long day and one was
exhausted
. They went on and on. I became quite frantic with sleeplessness. Really it
was
thoughtless.'
âDearest Aunt Pauline, why didn't you beat on the wall and scream at them?' Cedric asked, with some show of interest.
âI wasn't going to do that,' Pauline rejoined with grandeur and immediately contradicted herself. âAs a matter of fact I did at last tap. I said wasn't it getting rather late. Dessy asked what time it was, and Milly said it couldn't be more than one. There was quite an argument, and at last Dessy said: “Well, if you're so certain, Pauline, look at your watch and see.” And in the end I did, and it was five minutes to three. So at last they stopped and then it was only to snore. Your mother snores, Cedric.'
âI'm so sorry.'
âAnd to
think
that only a little way away, while Dessy and Milly gossiped and snored, a frightful tragedy was being enacted. To think that if only I had obeyed my instinct to go to Papa and tell himâ'
âTo tell him what, Aunt Pauline?'
Pauline shook her head slowly from side to side and boggled a little. âEverything was so sad and dreadful. One seemed to see him rushing to his doom.'
âOne also saw Paul and Panty rushing to theirs, didn't one?' Cedric put in. âYou could have pleaded with him for them perhaps?'
âI cannot expect, Cedric, that you would understand or sympathize with disinterested impulses.'
âNo,' Cedric agreed with perfect candour. âI don't think they exist.'
âT'uh!'
âAnd if Mr Alleyn has no further absorbing questions to ask me I think I should like to leave the library. I find the atmosphere of unread silent friends in half-morocco exceedingly gloomy. Mr Alleyn?'
âNo, thank you, Sir Cedric,' Alleyn said cheerfully. âNo more questions. If I may go ahead with my job?'
âOh, do. Please consider this house your own. Perhaps you would like to buy it. In any case I do hope you'll stay to dinner. And your own particular silent friend. What is his name?'
âThank you so much, but Fox and I,' Alleyn said, âare dining out.'
âThen in that case,' Cedric murmured, sidling towards the door, âI shall leave Aunt Pauline to divert you with tales of Panty's innocence in the matter of cheese-dishes, and her own incapability of writing anonymous letters.'
He was prevented from getting to the door by Pauline. With a movement of whose swiftness Alleyn would have thought her incapable, she got there first, and there she stood in a splendid attitude, the palms of her hands against the door, her head thrown back. âWait!' she said breathlessly. âWait!'
Cedric turned with a smile to Alleyn. âAs I hinted,' he said, âLady Macduff. With all her pretty chickens concentrated in the persons of Panty and Paul. The hen (or isn't it oddly enough “dam”?) at bay.'
âMr Alleyn,' said Pauline, âI was going to say nothing of this to anybody. We are an ancient familyâ'
âOn my knees,' said Cedric, âon my knees, Aunt Pauline, not the Sieur d'Ancred.'
ââand perhaps wrongly, we take some pride in our antiquity. Until today no breath of dishonour has ever smirched our name. Cedric is now Head of the Family. For that reason and for the sake of my father's memory I would have spared him. But now, when he does nothing but hurt and insult me and try to throw suspicion on my child, now when I have no one to protect meâ' Pauline stopped as if for some important peroration. But something happened to her. Her face crinkled and reminded Alleyn instantly of her daughter's. Tears gathered in her eyes. âI have reason to believe,' she began and stopped short, looking terrified. âI don't care,' she said, and her voice cracked piteously. âI never could bear people to be unkind to me.' She nodded her head at Cedric. âAsk him,' she said, âwhat he was doing in Sonia Orrincourt's rooms that night. Ask him.'
She burst into tears and stumbled out of the room.
âOh,
bloody
hell!' Cedric ejaculated shrilly and darted after her.
Alleyn, left alone, whistled disconsolately, and after wandering about the cold and darkening room went to the windows and there made a series of notes in his pocket-book. He was still at this employment when Fox came in.
âThey said I'd find you here,' Fox said. âHave you done any good, Mr Alleyn?'
âIf stirring up a hive and finding foul-brood can be called good. What about you?'
âI've got the medicine bottle and three of the envelopes. I've had a cup of tea in Mr Barker's room.'
âThat's more than I've had in the library.'
âThe cook and the maids came in and we had quite a nice little chat. Elderly party, it was. Mary, Isabel and Muriel, the maids are. The cook's Mrs Bullivant.'
âAnd what did you and Mary, Isabel and Muriel talk about?'
âWe passed the time of day and listened to the wireless. Mrs Bullivant showed me photographs of her nephews in the fighting forces.'
âCome
on
, Fox,' said Alleyn, grinning.
âBy gradual degrees,' said Fox, enjoying himself, âwe got round to the late baronet. He must have been a card, the late old gentleman.'
âI believe you.'
âYes. The maids wouldn't say much while Mr Barker was there, but he went out after a bit and then it was, as you might say, plain sailing.'
âYou and your methods!'
âWell, we were quite cosy. Naturally, they were dead against Miss Orrincourt, except Isabel, and she said you couldn't blame the old gentleman for wanting a change from his family. It came as a bit of a surprise from Isabel, who's the oldest of the maids, I should say. She's the one who looks after Miss Orrincourt's rooms, and it seems Miss Orrincourt got quite friendly with her. Indiscreet, really, but you know the type.'
âIt's evident, at least, that you do.'
âThey seemed to be as thick as thieves, Miss O. and Isabel, and yet, you know, Isabel didn't mind repeating most of it. The garrulous sort, she is, and Mrs Bullivant egging her on.'
âDid you get anywhere with the history of the milk?'
âIsabel took it out of a jug in the refrigerator and left it in Miss Orrincourt's room. The rest of the milk in the jug was used for general purposes next day. Miss O. was in her room and undressing when Isabel brought it. It couldn't have been more than ten minutes or so later that Miss O. took it to the old gentleman. It was heated by Isabel in the kitchen and some patent food put in. The old gentleman fancied Miss O. did it, and said nobody else could make it to suit him. It was quite a joke between Isabel and Miss O.'
âSo there's no chance of anybody having got at it?'
âOnly if they doped the tin of patent food, and I've got that.'
âGood.'
âAnd I don't know if you're thinking she might have tampered with the medicine, sir, but it doesn't seem likely. The old gentleman never let anybody touch the bottle on account of Miss Desdemona Ancred having once given him embrocation in error. It was a new bottle, Isabel says, I've got it from the dump. Cork gone, but there's enough left for analysis.'
âAnother job for Dr Curtis. What about the Thermos?'
âNicely washed and sterilized and put away. I've taken it, but there's not a chance.'
âAnd the same goes, I imagine, for the pails and cloths?'
âThe pails are no good, but I found some tag-ends of rag.'
âWhere have you put these delicious exhibits?'
âIsabel,' said Fox primly, âhunted out a case. I told her I had to buy pyjamas in the village, being obliged unexpectedly to stay the night, and I mentioned that a man doesn't like to be seen carrying parcels. I've promised to return it.'
âDidn't they spot you were taking these things?'
âOnly the patent food. I let on that the police were a bit suspicious about the makers and it might have disagreed. I dare say they didn't believe me. Owing to the behaviour of the family I think they know what's up.'
âThey'd be pretty dumb if they didn't.'
âTwo other points came out that might be useful,' said Fox.
Alleyn had a clear picture of the tea-party. Fox, no doubt, had sipped and complimented, had joked and sympathized, had scarcely asked a question, yet had continually received answers. He was a past master at the game. He indulged his hostesses with a few innocuous hints and was rewarded with a spate of gossip.
âIt seems, Mr Alleyn, that the young lady was, as Isabel put it, leading Sir Henry on and no more.'
âD'you meanâ'
âRelationship,' said Fox sedately, âaccording to Isabel, had not taken place. It was matrimony or nothing.'
âI see.'
âIsabel reckons that before this business with the letters came out, there was quite an understanding between Miss O. and Sir Cedric.'
âWhat sort of understanding, in the name of decency?'
âWell, sir, from hints Miss O. dropped, Isabel works it out that after a discreet time had elapsed Miss O. would have turned into Lady A. after all. So that what she lost on the swings she would, in a manner of speaking, have picked up on the roundabouts.'
âGood Lord!' said Alleyn. â “What a piece of work is man!” That, if it's true, would explain quite a number of the young and unlovely baronet's antics.'
âSupposing Miss Orrincourt did monkey with the Thermos, Mr Alleyn, we might have to consider whether Sir Cedric knew what she was up to.'
âWe might indeed.'
âI know it's silly,' Fox went on, rubbing his nose, âbut when a case gets to this stage I always seem to get round to asking myself whether such-and-such a character is a likely type for homicide. I know it's silly, because there isn't a type, but I ask myself the question just the same.'
âAnd at the moment you ask it about Sonia Orrincourt?'
âThat's right, sir.'
âI don't see why you shouldn't. It's quite true, that beyond the quality of conceit, nobody's found a nice handy trait common to all murderers. But I'm not so sure that you should sniff at yourself for saying: “That man or woman seems to me to have characteristics that are inconceivable in a murderer!” They needn't be admirable characteristics either.'
âD'you remember what Mr Barker said about the rats in Miss Orrincourt's rooms?'
âI do.'
âHe mentioned that Miss Orrincourt was quite put-about by the idea of using poison, and refused to have it at any price. Now, sir, would a young woman who was at least, as you might say, toying with the idea of poison, behave like that? Would she? She wouldn't do it by accident. She might do it to suggest she had a dread of poison, though that'd be a very far-fetched kind of notion too. And would she have owned up as readily to those practical jokes? Mind, you caught her nicely, but she gave me the impression she was upset more on account of being found out for these pranks themselves than because she thought they'd lead us to suspect something else.'