Authors: Ngaio Marsh
âYou're very silly,' Miss Able said, and her manner, if not coy, was at least very much less impersonal.
âWould you say,' Alleyn went on, âthat the person who wrote them is by any chance the practical joker?'
âQuite possible.'
He reached a long arm over the desk and touched the top sheet of the exercises. âThey were written,' he said, âon this paper.'
Her face was crimson. With a curious and unexpected gesture she covered the paper with her hands. âI don't believe you,' she said.
âWill you let me look at it?' He drew the sheet out from under her hands and held it to the light. âYes,' he said. âRather an unusual type with a margin. It's the same watermark.'
âHe didn't do it.'
âHe?'
âTom,' she said, and the diminutive cast a new light upon Thomas. âHe's incapable of it.'
âGood,' Alleyn said. âThen why bring him up?'
âPatricia,' said Miss Able, turning a deeper red, âmust have taken some of this exercise paper over to the other side. Orâ¦' She paused, frowning.
âYes?'
âHer mother comes over here a great deal. Too often, I sometimes think. She's not very wise with children.'
âWhere is the paper kept?'
âIn that cupboard. The top one. Out of reach of the children.'
âDo you keep it locked?'
She turned on him quickly. âYou're not going to suggest that I would write anonymous letters? I?'
âBut you do keep it locked, don't you?' said Alleyn.
âCertainly. I haven't denied that.'
âAnd the key?'
âOn my ring and in my pocket.'
âHas the cupboard been left open at all? Or the keys left out of your pocket?'
âNever.'
âThe paper comes from a village shop, doesn't it?'
âOf course it does. Any one could buy it.'
âSo they could,' he agreed cheerfully, âand we can find out if they have. There's no need, you see, to fly into a huff with me.'
âI do not,' said Miss Able mulishly, âfly into huffs.'
âSplendid! Now look here. About this medicine your kids had. I want to trace its travels. Not inside the wretched kids, but
en route
to them.'
âI really don't see whyâ'
âOf course you don't and I'll tell you. A bottle of medicine for Sir Henry came up at the same time and its history is therefore bound up with theirs. Now, as the pudding said to the shop assistant, can you help me, Moddom?'
This laborious pun was not immediately absorbed by Miss Able. She looked at him with wonder but finally produced a tolerably indulgent smile.
âI suppose I can. Miss Orrincourt and Mrs Alleynâ¦'
Here came the now familiar pause and its inevitable explanation. âFancy!' said Miss Able. âI know,' said Alleyn, âabout the medicine?'
âI was really very annoyed with Miss Orrincourt. It seems that she asked Mrs Alleyn to drive the trap round to the stables and she herself brought in the medicine. Instead of leaving it in the hall, or as you would think she might have done, bringing it in here to me, she simply dumped the whole lot in the flower-room. It seems that Sir Henry had given her some flowers out of the conservatory and she'd left them there. She's abnormally egocentric, of course. I waited and waited, and finally, at about seven o'clock, went over to the other side to ask about it. Mrs Ancred and I hunted everywhere. Finally, it was Fenella who told us where they were.'
âWas Sir Henry's medicine with theirs?'
âOh, yes. Mrs Ancred sent it up at once.'
âWere the bottles alike?'
âWe made no mistake, if that's what you're wondering. They were the same sort of bottles, but ours was much larger and they were both clearly labelled. Ours had the instructions attached. Unnecessarily, as it turned out, because Dr Withers came up himself that evening and he weighed the children again and measured out their doses himself. It was odd, because he'd left it that I should give the medicine and I could have managed perfectly well; but evidently,' said Miss Able with a short laugh, âhe'd decided I was not to be trusted.'
âIt's a fault on the right side, I suppose,' Alleyn said vaguely. âThey have to be careful.'
Miss Able looked unconvinced. âNo doubt,' she said. âBut I still can't understand why he wanted to come up to Ancreton, when he was supposed to be so busy. And after all that fuss, we've had to go back to the ointment.'
âBy the way,' Alleyn asked, âdid you happen to see the cat Carabbas before it died?'
Instantly she was away on her professional hobby-horse. He listened to an exposition on Panty's fondness for the cat, and the strange deductions which Miss Able drew, with perfect virtuosity, from this not unusual relationship.
âAt this stage of her development, it was really a bad disturbance when the link was broken.'
âBut,' Alleyn ventured, âif the cat had ringwormâ¦'
âIt wasn't ringworm,' said Miss Able firmly. âI ought to know. It might have been mange.'
Upon that pronouncement he left her, apparently in two minds about himself. She shook hands with an air of finality, but when he reached the door he thought he heard an indeterminate sound, and turned to find her looking anxiously at him.
âIs there anything else?' he asked.
âIt's only that I'm worried about Tom Ancred. They're dragging him in and making him do all their dirty work. He's quite different. He's too good for them. I'm afraid this will upset him.'
And then with a rather strenuous resumption of her professional manner: âPsychologically, I mean,' said Miss Able.
âI quite understand,' said Alleyn, and left her.
He found Fox waiting for him on the second terrace. Fox was sitting on the steps with his greatcoat drawn closely round him and his spectacles on his nose. He was reading from the manual on poisons which Alleyn had lent him in the train. By his side were two suitcases. One of these Alleyn recognized as Miss Orrincourt's. The other, he presumed, was Isabel's. Near by was a boot-box tied up with string. As Alleyn bent over Fox he noticed an unpleasant smell.
âCarabbas?' he asked, edging the box away with his foot.
Fox nodded. âI've been asking myself,' he said, and placed a square finger under a line of print. Alleyn read over his shoulder. âArsenic. Symptoms. Manifested as progressive cachexia and loss of flesh; falling out of hairâ¦'
Fox glanced up and jerked a thumb at the boot-box.
âFalling out of hair,' he said. âWait till you've had a look at Carabbas deceased.'
âYou know, Fox,' Alleyn said as they walked back to the village, âif Thomas Ancred can stand having his lightest cares implacably laid at the door of some infantile impropriety, he and Miss Able will probably get along together very nicely. Obviously, she's in love with him, or should I say that obviously she finds herself adjusted to a condition of rationalized eroticism in relation to poor old Thomas?'
âCourting, do you reckon?'
âI think so. Fox, I think we've had Ancreton for the moment, but I'm going to ask you to stay behind and warn the parson about an exhumation. Return to Katzenjammer Castle in the morning and ask the inmates if they've any objection to having their prints taken. They won't have any if they're not completely dotty. Bailey can come down by the morning train and work round the house for the stuff we want there. Get him to check prints on any relevant surfaces. It'll all be utterly useless no doubt, but it had better be done. I'll go back to the Yard. I want to learn Messrs Mortimer and Loame's recipe for tasteful embalming. As soon as we get the exhumation order through we'll come down and meet you here. There's a train this evening. Let's have a meal at the pub and then I'll catch it. I was going to see Dr Withers again, but I fancy that particular interview had better wait. I want to get the medicine bottle and poor old Carabbas up to London.'
âWhat's the betting, Mr Alleyn? Arsenic in the medicine or not?'
âI'm betting
not
.'
âRoutine job. It'll be a nuisance if they don't find anything, though. Not a hope with the Thermos.'
âNo, damn it.'
They walked in silence. Frost tingled in the dusk and hardened the ground under their feet. A pleasant smell of burning wood laced the air and from Ancreton woods came the sound of wings.
âWhat a job!' Alleyn said suddenly.
âOurs, sir?'
âYes, ours. Walking down a country lane with a dead cat in a boot-box and working out procedure for disentombing the body of an old man.'
âSomebody's got to do it.'
âCertainly. But the details are unlovely.'
âNot much doubt about it, sir, is there? Homicide?'
âNot much doubt, old thing. No.'
âWell,' said Fox, after a pause, âas it stands, the evidence all points one way. It's not one of those funny affairs where you have to clear up half a dozen suspects.'
âBut
why
kill him? She knew the Will was in her favour. She wanted to be Lady Ancred. She knew he wasn't likely to live much longer. Why incur the appalling risk when all she had to do was marry him and wait?'
âHe was always changing his Will. Perhaps she thought he might do it again.'
âShe seems to have had him pretty well where she wanted him.'
âMight she be all that keen on the present baronet?'
âNot she,' said Alleyn. âNot she.'
âHard to imagine, I must say. Suppose, though, that Miss O. is not the party we'll be after, and suppose we know the old gentleman was done away with. Who's left? Not Sir Cedric, because he knew about the second Will.'
âUnless,' said Alleyn, âhe gambled on marrying the heiress.'
âBy gum, yes, there's that, but what a gamble! With that fortune she could have hoped for better, wouldn't you say?'
âShe could hardly hope for worse, in my opinion.'
âWell, then,' Fox reasoned, âsuppose we count those two out. Look at the rest of the field.'
âI do so without enthusiasm. They all thought the Will announced at the Birthday Dinner was valid. Desdemona, Millamant, Dr Withers and the servants expected to do moderately well; Thomas's expectations were handsome. The Kentish family, and the Claude Ancreds got damn all. In the “haves” the only motive is cupidity, in the “have-nots,” revenge.'
âOpportunity?' Fox speculated.
âIf an analysis of the medicine bottle proves negative, we're left with the Thermos flask, now sterilized, and as far as we can see, Miss O. Unless you entertain a notion of delayed action with Barker inserting arsenic in the crayfish.'
âYou will have your joke, Mr Alleyn.'
âYou should have heard me trifling with Miss Able,' Alleyn grunted. âThat was pretty ghastly, if you like.'
âAnd the exhumation's on,' Fox ruminated after another long silence. âWhen?'
âAs soon as we've got the order and Dr Curtis can manage it. By the way, Ancreton Church is above the village over there. We'll have a look at the churchyard while the light still holds.'
And presently they climbed a gentle lane, now deep in shadow, and pushed open a lych-gate into the churchyard of St Stephen's, Ancreton.
It was pleasant after the dubious grandeurs of the manor house to encircle this church, tranquil, ancient, and steadfastly built. Their feet crunched loudly on the gravelled path, and from the hedges came a faint stir of sleepy birds. The grass was well kept. When they came upon a quiet company of headstones and crosses they found that the mounds and plots before them were also carefully tended. It was possible in the fading light to read inscriptions. âSusan Gascoigne of this parish. Here rests one who in her life rested not in well-doing.' âTo the Memory of Miles Chitty Bream who for fifty years tended this churchyard and now sleeps with those he faithfully served.' Presently they came upon Ancred graves. âHenry Gaisbrook Ancreton Ancred, fourth baronet, and Margaret Mirabel, his wife.' âPercival Gaisbrook Ancred,' and many others, decently and properly bestowed. But such plain harbourage was not for the later generations, and towering over this sober company of stone rose a marble tomb topped by three angels. Here, immortalized in gold inscriptions, rested Sir Henry's predecessor, his wife, his son Henry Irving Ancred, and himself. The tomb, Alleyn read, had been erected by Sir Henry. It had a teak and iron door, emblazoned in the Ancred arms, and with a great keyhole.