Perfect Opposite (25 page)

“What way’s that?”

“I’ll use some fake documents, so the whole process won’t count for real, but this way you’ll be able to get a legal passport under a new name. I have a guy ready to take care of it in a matter of hours.”

“I still don’t understand
. What process?”

There was silence. Alex lit another cigarette and breathed smoke through the side of his mouth, then turned his eyes to me. Slipping his free hand into the pocket of his
cargo pants, he drew out a wad of documents and handed me one ID from among many.

“Oleg
Andreyev...” I read as I turned the small ID.

Examining it more closely, I found myself looking at a photo of Alex in which he looked a few years younger.

“Are you really twenty-three years old, or is that a false date of birth?”

“No.
Just the name.”

“Hmm...”
I went on studying the card, “It looks pretty real to me. My compliments to the master forger who made it.”

“I hope you like
that surname...because you’re gonna use it for a while.”

I raised my head and looked at him, confused, “What do you mean?”

“It’s the only thing we can do.” he sighed and pointed a finger towards the jewelry store next to where we’d parked, “We came for the wedding rings, Princess.”

For a moment I thought I must be hallucinating. Surely I couldn’t have heard right.
Wedding rings?

“I'm sorry, what did you say?”

“You heard.”

“If you’re screwing around A
lex, this really isn’t the time.” I shook my head, genuinely shocked.

“I’m afraid I’m deadly serious, Princess. We need to get you documents under another name, and there’s no other way.”

“Did you start using drugs?”

“Don’t worry. Since I’m
gonna sign under a fake name, you can just annul the marriage when the whole problem’s over. It makes sense. We’ll have a good cover and that’s essential since we have to be real careful from now on, even more than we have been. And I’m afraid we’ll have to work on your look, too.”

“
I’m nineteen, for God’s sake! I can’t even entertain the thought of getting married. Especially not to you. False documents or not…”

“You know, you are really hurting my feelings. This is the first time I ask a girl to marry me and see how she reacts?”

“You’re breaking my heart…” I breathed out, exasperated, “And there’s nothing wrong with how I look, so I don’t plan on having any kind of makeover, thanks.”

“I'm sorry,
sweetheart, you don’t have any choice... not on either count.”

***

As we left the town registry office, the whole thing still seemed like a drug inducted dream to me. It was like I was watching all this happening to someone else. As if things hadn’t been mixed up enough, I was married to a man who didn’t exist.

I looked down, not for the first time, at the gold band around my finger, wondering why Alex had even bothered with the formality of a ring when it was all such a sham in the first place. One of those plastic rings from a candy egg would have been more appropriate.

My life story had taken a turn towards the tragi-comic, that was for sure. On the one hand, I was married to a hardened criminal, on the other it was contract written in invisible ink. I’d made a big show of hating the guy, then slept with him, and worst of all I’d fallen for him big time, even though it seemed distinctly possible that he would be gone soon, and for good. A complete disaster, if ever there was one.

I slowed my pace and took in the measure of th
e man who’d become my ‘husband’ a matter of minutes before. With his hands in his pockets, he gave every appearance of being indifferent to the world, yet people still moved out of his way as he walked down the street, trying hard not to catch his eye.

“It's time for phase two.
” he muttered over his shoulder and came to a stop in front of a hair salon.

Realizing what he meant, I opened my eyes wide in consternation. “No!”

“I'm sorry, Princess. You have to do something with that hair. It’s too easy for these people to get a handle on what you look like. We have to avoid you getting recognized, at all costs. Otherwise, we might as well give up.”

“No way
!” I shouted hysterically, before stepping back a pace. “What’s so recognizable about it anyway? It’s not dyed green or anything. I’m not exactly drawing attention to myself.”

Taking a deep breath, Alex
took hold of my hand and pulled me round the corner. Removing the hairpin that was holding my ponytail in place, he ran the fingers of his other hand through my light brown hair, his nails stroking my scalp, as loose strands shook free and tickled the back of my neck. Grabbing his shirt, I squeezed desperately, shaking my head.

“
Even without that hair hanging down to your waist, men are still breathless when they’re near you. It's like having a target drawn on your head. I'm sorry...”

For a few moments I could only stare into his eyes, until
finally I found myself nodding and walked into the bright salon feeling like a condemned man stepping up to the gallows.

Sitting uncomfortably in the chair, I took the measure of my reflection in the mirror, as Alex issued some instructions to the stylist behind me. I blocked out his exact words on purpose, afraid of getting cold feet and letting my legs car
ry me back out onto the street.

As the executioner approached with his scissors glinting in the light, I felt a sick feeling rise in my stomach, but all I could manage by way of protest was an angry look in his direction, and a pointed finger that showed underneath the shroud now covering my body.

“If it’s anything less than shoulder length, I'll strangle you myself!” I whispered.

Taking in a deep breath, I closed my eyes tight and resolved not to open them until the whole ordeal was over.

I w
as aware of movement around me and the loud house music pumping through my ears, which was not quite loud enough to drown out the snipping of the scissors as they glanced against my skin, flicking this way and that, doing their damage without mercy. When a strong smell of peroxide drifted to my nose I bit back a cry and surrendered myself to my fate.

When the stylist eventually took me by the shoulders and let me know that I should get up and go over to the sink, I had to open my eyes, but I looked down at the floor rather than towards the mirror.

I couldn’t catch the sight of Alex, so I quickly scanned the room and saw him, his back turned, staring out through the door towards the street. Just then, the stylist drew a curtain between us and the room, and started rinsing the dye from my hair with warm water from a shower head.

“It’s a crying shame to cut such beautiful hair, my dear,” the bouncing voice apparently belonged to my stylist, “but don’t you worry. Once you see how fine Jo-Jo fixed you up, you’ll fairly faint. It’s not for no reason I’m called a master in the art.”

“I can hardly wait.”

“It's all in the eye, you see
...” he went on in his sing-song voice, not paying any attention to my pursed lips.

“And with talent, of course, comes attention to every detail. Creating a perfect hairstyle, well it's like an art.
Visualization, my dear, visualization. That’s the bottom line. First you look at the shape of the face...”

I rolled my eyes and stopped listening to him. That was all I needed... to be brainwashed by some stupid hairdresser who fancied himself as the next Vidal Sassoon.

“...will kill me, I swear.”

“Who?”
I asked when I got back to his chit chat and somehow heard his last words with full clarity.

“Your boyfriend, darling.
Who else? I mean, I didn’t understand why, ‘cause I got the impression he was the one who insisted on you cutting your hair.”

“He was.”

“There! I knew it. But, when I took the scissors in hand, I swear he looked at me like he wanted to kill me and my whole family. And then he just turned, marched to the door and started staring out onto the street. Since then,” he whispered softly in my ear, “he hasn’t looked in our direction, not even once.”

“Maybe he’s been afraid I'll look like a scarecrow.”

”Whatever he thinks, when he turns, he’ll be speechless. Trust me.” he let out a shrill laugh and started to dry my hair.

“Voila!” Jo-Jo fairly shrieked a little later and clapped his hands, “Now, you may open your eyes.”

I did as he said, but it took me a few seconds to realize that the person sitting opposite was, in fact
- me. Getting up out of the chair, I moved my face closer to the mirror and stood entirely stunned as I took in my reflection. My hair cascaded in soft kiss-curls to just below my shoulders, slightly shorter for the bangs at the front, but the drastic change in its length wasn’t what shocked me.

Oh, brother! Is this for real?

I was blonde! And not an inconspicuous kind of blonde, but a peroxide Pamela.

“I never thought of myself as a blonde
.” I managed.

“I supposed not,” Jo-Jo laughed through his nose, “but if you’d known how good it would look, you’d never think of doing anything else
. I knew from the very moment you walked in, and I set eyes on those features of yours. Visualization, that’s all there is to it. I told you.”

“Yeah.
Visualization...” I still couldn’t pull myself together.

“But, you know... if Dracula asks...” he cocked his head to one side to indicate Alex, who was still standing at the
door , “... can you say that you chose the color... You know, he told me to dye it jet black, but I just couldn’t... so I wouldn’t risk it... you know...”

“Don’t you
worry.” I smiled, ran my fingers through my hair a few times and stood up, “It looks amazing...”

I walked quietly to the reception desk and stopped three feet behind Alex. It seemed hard to believe that he’d spent more than an hour just staring out at the street. Placing my hands on my hips and shaking my head, I arrived at the conclusion that I’d never truly understand him.

“I'm done. Pay the executioner.”

He hesitated a few seconds before turning slowly, and I watched as concern, disbelief and then total bewilderment took turns
in playing across his features.

With gritted teeth and a curse clearly hanging on his tongue, he rushed past me and made straight for my distraught hairdresser, who was shaking like a leaf by this point. Seemingly frozen in place, I could only watch as Alex tugged down hard on the guy’s shirt and pressed him against the wall, positioning his face to glare at him darkly.

“I said black. Does that look like black to you?” he yelled and pointed in my direction, while Jo-Jo just opened and closed his mouth, like a fresh catch in a fisherman’s basket.

And then, finally, I snapped. I'd had enough of everything - running away, fake marriages,
Alex's incendiary temper. I marched up to Alex, grabbed the waistband of his jeans angrily and started to drag him away from the poor guy with the scissors.

“Leave him alone! I told him to dye it in blond.”

Alex turned his head towards me, shot me a menacing look and then let Jo-Jo free from his grasp. Taking a clean, crisp bill from his wallet, he placed it in Jo-Jo’s shirt pocket before taking hold of my arm and leading me out onto the street, where he kept on walking.

After that, we didn’t talk, not when we went to deliver my passport documents and not in the car on the way back to his place. When we got through the front door of the apartment, I went straight to the bedroom and slammed the door behind me, still feeling as angry as hell.

“I'm going out for an hour.
” Alex’s voice came from the other side of the door.

Though it wouldn’t have seemed possible just minutes before, his statement enraged me even more
.

“I’ll collect your passport on my way back
.” I heard his steps heading down the hall and the front door closing loudly.

“Dickhead!” the whole apartment reverberated with the sound of my yelling as I went through the living room towards the kitchen area.

I opened one cupboard door after another until I finally found an unopened bottle of wine underneath the sink, feeling so relieved that I kissed the label. Taking a single glass out of the cabinet, I made my way back towards the couch and rummaged around in a box of CD’s until I found a collection of punk rock classics, which I put on right away, turning the volume right up. Sitting down heavily on the couch, I poured some wine into a glass and raised it high in the air, toasting my luck before knocking it back and shaking off the goosebumps that immediately showed on my arms.

Half wine bottle later, I was standing next to the sound system with the TV remote in my hand, pretending it was a microphone. At that precise moment I was singing along to ‘White Wedding’ by Billy Idol and its lyrics seemed to be speaking to me alone.