PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay (26 page)

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Authors: Neal Barrett Jr.

Tags: #General Fiction

 

JACK

Shut the fuck up.

 

ORTEGA

I am taking the chances, dancing in the--

 

Jack loses it, lunges at Ortega
 
Rhino holds him off.

 

RHINO

Hey--hey--hey!

 

JACK

Watch your mouth. Close it, I'll close it for you.

 

Rhino glares at Ortega.

 

RHINO

You got something to do?

 

Ortega doesn't answer.

 

RHINO

Jesus...

 

Rhino stalks off through the door to the dining area. Dead silence in the kitchen.

 

ORTEGA

I am only the kidding and joking about, Jack. One must not take affront when the humorous patter is coming from a friend.

 

JACK

Yeah, well we're
not,
so keep the humor to yourself.

 

Rhino comes back in,

 

RHINO

(to ortega)

Got orders. Get out there.

 

Ortega makes a face, as Rhino takes over the cooking. Ortega leaves quickly through the door to the dining area.

 

WAN'S DINING AREA

 

Ortega waits on a COUPLE. They are bewildered by his Zapata outfit.
 
MALE DINER glances at the menu again.

 

MALE DINER

Is this a ory-intal place or what?

 

ORTEGA

Si, it is indeed.

 

MALE DINER

Doesn't look like any I ever been to.

 

ORTEGA

You are familiar with the customs of the Chinese peoples?

 

MALE DINER

No, I'm not.

 

ORTEGA

I did not think so...

 

KITCHEN

 

Ortega re-enters.

 

RHINO

What?

 

ORTEGA

He wants to give the menu further consideration.

 

RHINO

Shit...

 

(beat)

Rhino stacks plates on Jack's tray.

 

RHINO

Garlic shrimp, lemon chicken, hot and sour. Don't goof around. Cecil don't like it cold.

 

Jack looks pained.

 

JACK

Aw, let Ortega do it. Cecil don't like me, you know that.

 

RHINO

I don't like you either. Get the fuck out of here.

 

Jack starts off with the tray, looks pained.

 

PIGGS: CECIL'S TABLE

 

(It's as if Cecil has never stopped orating)

 

CECIL

..A man wearing a shirt one color, the collar's different from the rest?
 
What you are seeing is a person of the New York persuasion. This is how you tell.

 

Cecil looks up at Cat.

 

WIDEN SHOT

 

Cat nods. Grape and Hutt return. Cecil frowns. He smells trouble.

 

CECIL

What?

 

HUTT

Nothing, no big deal.

 

GRAPE

Ol' boy called him a fag.
 
Said he was wearing funny shoes.

 

CECIL

Who was that? You know who it was?

 

GRAPE

Skinny guy.
 
Short hair, leather jacket.

 

CECIL

Like an aviator jacket.

 

GRAPE

Like that.

 

A topless waitress stops by with drinks.

 

HUTT

There's no problem, Mr. Dupree. What the guy said, doesn't mean a thing to me.

 

Cecil looks overly grave, deeply concerned.

 

CECIL

It means something to me, Mr. Hutt.
 
You are a guest of mine here.
 
That boy showed no respect to you.
 
Same as you're showing no respect to me.

 

HUTT

Hey, come on...

 

CECIL

My guess is, you being an asshole, this is a social dis-order, this is a personal failing in yourself, and has nothing to do with Mr. Ambrose Junior and me...

 

Hutt tries to speak.
 
Cheers from the crowd drown him out.

 

CECIL (cont'd)

(leans forward)

What do you think, Mr. Hutt Kenny, would I be correct in saying that?

 

HUTT

Now that isn't right, Mr. Dupree.

 

CECIL

Get me a Coors, Cat. Get our guest another drink.

 

HUTT

Nothing for me.

 

No one pays any attention to him. Cat leaves.

 

ANOTHER ANGLE

 

Jack enters the frame. He sets down his tray on another table, gathers up bottles, etc. Starts passing out dishes to Hutt and Cecil.

 

AROUND THE TABLE

 

Cecil, easy going. Doing a reasonable LBJ act for Hutt, while he scribbles on a piece of paper.

 

CECIL

This is a simple operation, Mr. Hutt. You folks are selling, I'm buying. What's so hard about that? And as
I
will be handing
you
a great deal of money...

 

CUT TO JACK:

 

His blank "waiter" expression changes on the word MONEY.

 

OVER THE SHOULDER

 

POV JACK.

 

Cecil's hand, making notes: Scribbles, doodles, but the numbers $75,000 are scratched out, and $100,000? is underlined, with a question mark.

 

ON HUTT

 

HUTT

(to Grape)

Nothing for you?

 

GRAPE

In here?

 

Cecil is pissed at being interrupted.

 

CECIL

...as
such
,I feel I am entitled to some assurance you people will carry off this delivery in a smooth, efficient manner. That you will manage not to fuck up the works.

 

FAVOR HUTT

 

Alabama Straight plops down in Hutt's lap. He grins at that.

 

HUTT

Don't have to worry about a thing. Be hunky-dorry, Mr. Dupree.

 

CECIL

Be what?

 

GRAPE

He says it'll be okay.

 

CECIL

Then why don't he just say it?

 

Cecil looks up quickly, stabs Jack with his eyes, catches him looking at the scribbling. That CHILLING friendly smile again.

 

CECIL (cont'd)

Well, my heavens, Jack, what do you think you're doing?

 

JACK

Uh...suh-serving your dinner, Mr. Dupree.

 

CECIL

Well suh-serve it, then.

 

Laughter

 

Cecil looks at his plate; a slight smile crosses his features.

 

CECIL

What exactly was it you went up for, Jack? Mo-lesting sheep or what?

 

More laughter. Jack sweats.

 

CECIL (cont'd)

You eat a lot of Chink food down at Huntsville, Jack? They serve a lot of who-nan, sheky-wan?

 

JACK

No sir, they don't do that.

 

CECIL

(Cecil points to his plate)

Then I don' guess you know what this is.

 

JACK

It's, uh--

 

CECIL

Get it out of here. Take it back.

 

JACK

Sir?

 

GRAPE

You hear him? He says take it back.

 

JACK

Yes, sir. I'll just---

 

Cecil glances up, a look that strikes Jack dumb, as his Lone Ranger birthmark turns almost black. He SLAMS his fist down on the table so hard it rattles plates, knocks a glass to the floor.

 

CECIL

Then DO IT!

 

Jack fumbles around, stumbles, tries to get stuff up as fast as he can.

 

ON TABLE

 

Everyone enjoys this.

 

CECIL

Son of a bitch is going to give me a stroke, I swear...

 

At that moment, he looks out over the crowd, seems to see something of interest.

 

CECIL

You all will excuse me a moment?

 

He gets up, leaves.

 

MOVING SHOT

 

People speak to Cecil as he passes, walking toward the front door. One of the TOPLESS WAITRESSES is holding a pink piglet
 
while a COUPLE OF GUYS tp sign it.

 

ON CAT

 

He is bringing drinks back, but spots Cecil, sets drinks on a table and follows Cecil out.

 

He passes a PRETTY GIRL.

 

PRETTY GIRL

(to cat)

Hi, big fella.

 

Cat doesn't notice her. She shrugs as he passes her by.

 

CUT TO:

 

SMALL JANITOR'S CLOSET

 

Jack is sweating, throwing up. Splashes water on his face, looks at himself in the mirror. Feels it all coming up again.

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