PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay (29 page)

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Authors: Neal Barrett Jr.

Tags: #General Fiction

GLORIA

That is not entirely fair.

 

WILDA

It's disgusting is what it is.

 

WILDA (CONT'D)

Arnie Pratt, used to come in? Took me to this part in San Antone. Wasn't anyone there but these proctologists. Not a one of their wives would turn their backs on those dudes.

 

MINNIE

Isn't a man I ever saw isn't an asshole doctor, you give 'em half a chance.

 

GLORIA

Know what a guy said to me last night? "If women would go around naked, we wouldn't
have
to have strip clubs."

 

MINNIE (O.S.)

Sounds like something they'd say in France. Sin is not a big issue over there. What they do is get right to it.

 

Your European does not share the re-pressive nature of your normal American male...

 

Wilda and Gloria look blank.

 

WILDA

What?

 

SOUND of toilet flushing.

 

CUT TO:

 

THE WOODS NEAR WAN'S

 

Jack and Ortega are walking toward a grove of large oak trees.

 

ORTEGA

I think Cat is gonna kill you, Jack.
 
Maybe worse than that. I was you, I'd go east.
 
I would go to Maine or Delaware.

 

JACK

Why up there?

 

ORTEGA

'Cause Cat don't know where it is.

 

JACK

I'll keep it in mind.

 

ORTEGA

(pausing)

I think the great whales are against us.
 
I think there is evil in these creatures we have yet to dream about.

 

JACK

I never gave it much thought.

 

ORTEGA

Look at a whale sometime.
 
Look him right in the eye.

 

JACK

What do you know about Chavez?
 
What's he do? Big guy.
 
Comes over here from San Antone.

 

ORTEGA

(frowns, as if insulted)

I know who he is, Jack.
 
You don't got to tell me who he is. A white man is thinking, both these dudes are enchiladas, they gonna know each other, right?

 

JACK

You been drinking, pal.

 

ORTEGA

Si.
 
We are all
borracho.
Read you fucking Hemingway.
 
It is this thing of the drink,
Ingles.

 

JACK

I feel I've caught you in a bad frame of mind.

 

Jack and Ortega reach the far edge of the grove, where Ortega has set up a shabby tent near his BEAT-UP CAR.

 

ORTEGA

Chavez owns a bank in San Antonio.
 
He has about a billion acres near Carrizo Springs.

 

JACK

Jesus.
 
That explains the gold-toed boots.

 

ORTEGA

People of the Hispanic culture say a man like this has the
suerte,
the luck.
 
Good fortune.

 

JACK

That's what people of the gringo culture say too. You going to go anywhere, you going to be here?

 

ORTEGA

Why don't you just ask?
 
Give me the courtesy of that.

 

JACK

Okay.
 
You think I could use the car?

 

ORTEGA

There is very little gas.
 
I will hold you responsible, you run out and leave it somewhere.

 

JACK

(frowns, like his feelings are hurt)

I wouldn't do that, amigo.

 

ORTEGA

Good.
 
Because you have done this a number of times before.

 

Jack lays an arm on Ortega's shoulder, gets close, confidential like. Ortega shows he's suspicious of such an action from Jack.

 

JACK

Besides, buddy, changes are rapidly taking place in my life. I can't say a lot about it right now, but
 
I will likely be buying you a new car of your choice right soon.

 

ORTEGA

Good. Do not lose this one until you do.

 

JACK

You people are a very suspicious race.

 

ORTEGA

I wonder where the fock we get that?

 

MAIN ROOM
 
-MUCH LATER THAT NIGHT

 

The contrast is startling. The place is almost empty.
 
A couple of strippers are leaving.
 
Hutt, under the weather, talks to the aging lady bartender.

 

HUTT

This....and do not take offense... This is not--not my idea of a really swinging town. You know?

 

BARTENDER

Uh-huh.

 

HUTT

(glances at the bartender)

You get off?

 

BARTENDER

I used to.
 
How about you?

 

Hutt sits on the floor. Bartender raises a brow. Cat comes out of shadow, carries Hutt toward the door.

 

CUT TO:

 

DOWN THE ROAD

 

Jack slumps in Ortega's car, trying to read a
Discover
in the dark, and keep one eye on Gloria's Rambler in the nearly empty parking lot of Piggs.

 

POV JACK

 

A car picks up Wilda and Minnie.

 

DISSOLVE:

 

MOMENTS LATER ON JACK

 

Jack wearily opens his eyes.

 

POV JACK

 

THROUGH WINDSHIELD

 

Maggie Thatch leaves in her pickup with a British flag painted on the door.

 

ON JACK

 

He picks up another magazine, one with a whale on the cover. Looks puzzled.

 

ON HUTT

 

Hutt staggers out alone, drives off erratically.

 

BACK TO JACK

 

He yawns. Closes his eyes. Opens them quickly, looks up.

 

POV JACK

 

Gloria stands by her Rambler, sees a tire is flat, kicks it in disgust. At that moment, Cecil's car lights go on, and he pulls up beside Gloria. He gets out, talks to Gloria. Gloria argues a minute, then gets in the car.

 

ON JACK

 

Jack gapes, pounds on the steering wheel. This is too much.

 

INT. CECIL'S CAR
 
-NIGHT

 

MOVING

 

Cat drives, Grape beside him. Cecil sits in back with Gloria.

 

GLORIA

It's very nice of you, Mr. Dupree, you don't have to do this.

 

CECIL

What are you talking about?
 
People help each other, that's what people do. And not
Mister
Dupree, please.
 
I feel old, a young lady like you calls me that. You get to be my age, that is not a title you care to hear.

 

GLORIA

Oh, I don't think I could.

 

CECIL

Could what?

 

GLORIA

Call you that.
 
I feel it would be a presumption on my part, me being in your employment and all.

 

CECIL

Well, as your employ
er
, I say it's Cecil, I say Cecil's just fine.

 

GLORIA

If you say so.

 

CECIL

So say it.

 

GLORIA

Do what?

 

CECIL

Say it.

 

GLORIA

Say what?

 

CECIL

Say it.
 
Say "Cecil."

 

GLORIA

You mean all by itself?

 

CECIL

Jesus Christ, all by itself'd
 
be fine...

 

GLORIA

Cecil.

 

CECIL

Now see, that sounds real nice.
 
And you are not presuming a thing, all right?
 
I assure you of that.

 

Cecil pats her on the knee.
 
Gloria rolls her eyes. Uh-oh, here we go again.

 

EXT. TEXAS ROAD -NIGHT

 

Headlights of Cecil's car sweep across a weathered, dangling sign.
 
It is rusted, cracked, shot at by passing citizens over the years. It reads:

 

BATTLE OF BRITUN FAMILY FUN PARK

 

OUTSIDE CAR

 

Grape opens a battered gate. Cecil helps Gloria out.

 

GLORIA

Now you don't need to, I can do just fine from here.

 

CECIL

Hey, I won't have that.
 
I don't see a lady home, leave her walking in the dark.

 

GLORIA

Isn't any trouble.
 
I do it all the time.

 

CECIL

We haven't had a chance to talk.

 

Cecil takes her arm and guides her down a rough path.

 

CECIL (CONT'D)

Right now's fine with me.

 

Gloria is no stranger to bullshit, and she's getting increasingly uptight about all this.

 

GLORIA

It is awful late, all
right?

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