Read Scandal in the Village Online
Authors: Rebecca Shaw
Grandmama was in charge of the teapot in the church hall. She’d already had her tea and fatty cake, even though she hadn’t been up the tower. Climbing church towers, wasn’t quite sensible for a lady of her mature years, and besides someone had to be there when the first ones came in for their tea, and putting on a martyred air she’d volunteered to make a personal sacrifice by presiding over the teapot.
The first rush of customers were the ones who’d witnessed Dicky’s close encounter with death. Grandmama listened to the story feeling absolutely shocked at the incident and Mrs Jones said, ‘We really ought to go tell Bel, she should know.’
Kate Pascoe from the school volunteered to go to the Store to tell Bel. A few minutes after she’d gone Dicky came in and sat on a chair, while Georgie went to ask for two cups of tea.
As Grandmama poured out the tea she whispered. ‘Georgie, I’m so sorry to hear about what has happened. How is Dicky?’
‘In shock. I’m hoping the tea will revive him a bit. I don’t know how I got him down the stairs, his legs are so shaky. He’s been terribly sick in the church yard, retching something awful.’ Grandmama offered the sugar and the fatty cake. ‘Yes, he’ll have sugar. Two please. But no fatty cake it might set him off again.’
‘My dear, whatever are you going to do?’
‘I don’t know. I just don’t know.’
‘Well, if you need a roof over your head I can always make up the spare bed.’
Georgie looked at her with gratitude. ‘Thanks, I may need to take you up on that.’ She carried the tea over to where Dicky was sitting and stood over him while he took a drink of the tea. He’d drunk half the tea when in walked Bel.
The chattering stopped. Everyone secretly glanced at Dicky and Georgie. She was standing beside him with her arm around his shoulders, too busy comforting him to notice Bel’s arrival.
Bel, arms akimbo, went to stand in front of the two of them. ‘Satisfied are you now? Done everything you can to completely upset the apple cart? Caused enough trouble have you? The pair of you need your heads cracking together. You most of all Dicky Tutt. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. All through you, Bryn could have been up for murder. Come to think of it though, it’s a pity he didn’t tip you over, it’s only what you deserve.’ She turned her attention to Georgie. ‘As for you, madam, the sooner you get yourself straightened out the better for everyone. You’ve already got a man of your own, what do you want another one for? I would have thought one was enough to be going on with. That poor Bryn, you’ve driven him to the absolute edge.’
‘To say nothing of Dicky …’ someone said rather too loudly and those around them laughed.
Bel swung round on them. ‘Funny is it? Find it amusing do you? Bit of gossip for the weekend is it? It’s blinking serious. Too serious for you to make a joke of. We could have been sending for the undertaker for him’ – she jerked her thumb in Dicky’s direction – ‘right this very minute.’ She turned back to Dicky. ‘As for you, you’re coming home with me
now
, where I can keep my eye on you. On your feet.’
‘Now, Bel …’
‘Now, Bel, nothing. You’re coming home and you, madam’ – Bel stabbed at Georgie’s shoulder with a sharp finger which made her stagger slightly – ‘can get back to doing what you do best, chatting up the punters from behind the bar.’ Bel was about to drag Dicky to his feet and take him out when the outside door sprang open and Peter and Bryn came in. It is frequently observed in Turnham Malpas that they might not get far but they do see life. Never was it more true than now. All four of the protagonists under one roof and them all there to witness it. A deathly hush fell.
Dicky leapt to his feet, his face which had been close to recovering its natural healthy glow had gone drip white again at the sight of Bryn. He gave a slight hint of a whimper as Peter closed the door behind them and Bryn came right into the hall, and stopped within feet of where he stood.
Bryn was still very distressed. He appeared to be of two minds, he didn’t know whether to have another go at eliminating Dicky or whether to weep again at the dreadful, fearful thing he’d attempted to do.
Peter spoke in a tense well-controlled voice. ‘I should be glad Dicky and Bel if you would come to the rectory and we can have a try to sort this out. You too Georgie. This incident is extremely serious, and I am grievously distressed by it. Grievously distressed. It is so serious that if Dicky chose to he could press charges of attempted murder, which I should be honour bound to support. I sincerely hope we can avoid such an occurrence.’
‘Why avoid it? Let’s go for it. He’s a mad man.’ Dicky’s voice held a hint of hysteria which aggravated Bryn. He clenched his fists again and moved threateningly towards Dicky. Dicky picked up a chair and prodded the legs in the direction of Bryn.
Bel stepped towards him and wrestled the chair from him. ‘Don’t be stupid, there’s enough trouble already. Come on, let’s be off to the rectory.’
‘I’m not going to the rectory, I’m having nothing to do with him. He’s dangerous, he nearly killed me.’
‘And whose fault is that?’
Peter went to open the door. ‘Come along Bryn, and you too, Dicky, I insist.’
‘I’m sorry, Rector, but no. There’s no way I’m being closeted with that maniac in your house. Who’s to say he won’t try again.’ Dicky shook his head. ‘No way.’
Peter tried again. ‘Bryn has given me his solemn word that he won’t try anything again. Now for the last time, come with me to the rectory, I will guarantee your safety.’ Raising his voice and coming close to losing his temper with them all he shouted, ‘All of you, this minute. Well? I’m waiting.’ He stood with the door open.
Bel said ‘If you don’t go of your own accord, Dicky, I shall boot you all the way there. So it’s up to you, go on.
Go!
’
Dicky weighed up the consequences of refusing to go of his own accord and decided walking there was better than being kicked there by Bel. Slowly he headed for the door skirting Bryn with as much caution as he would a raving lion. Bel, Bryn and Georgie followed and Peter shut the door behind him. There was an air of anticlimax in the church hall when they’d left. To their extreme disappointment the anticipated fracas had not materialised.
Mrs Jones shook her head. ‘Poor Bel, it’s her I feel sorry for. Fancy having your husband running after someone else in broad daylight, it’s bad enough if they keep it quiet.’ Mrs Jones stood up and took hold of the twins’ hands. ‘I do, I feel really sorry for her, the poor thing. The embarrassment. The shame.’
‘She’s got no claim on Dicky. He’s free to do as he likes. They’re not married,’ Grandmama blurted out.
‘Not married! Are you sure?’ Mrs Jones sat down again abruptly.
‘No, they’re not. I have it on good authority.’
A general hubbub broke out all over the hall at this bombshell.
‘Not married! I don’t believe it.’
‘Neither do I. Be careful, we’ve been conned with one of the Duchess’s tales before.’
‘Who’d have thought it.’
‘Well, I never.’
‘Whatever next?’
‘So he’s a free agent then …’
‘Where did you learn this?’ Mrs Jones enquired of Grandmama.
‘I have my sources. It was someone who’s known him for years who told me. This tea’s getting cold, I’ll go make another pot.’
In bed that night Peter sighed and Caroline asked him what caused him to sigh so.
‘I intended spending some time polishing my sermon for tomorrow, some chance of that. I have never met four such obstinate people.’
‘But you did get them to listen to reason eventually.’
‘Eventually, as you say. Bryn is so incensed and no wonder. When I finally got them to agree to give themselves a week to sit back and
think
where all this is leading I was exhausted. Georgie’s wanting to leave Bryn. Bryn’s wanting to leave the village and make a new start with Georgie, some idea he’s got about running a bar on a cruise liner, I ask you! Dicky’s determined that Georgie is the one for him and Bel is the only reasonable one and she’s the least guilty of them all. So with the whole situation on hold for a week I hope, hope mark you, we shall reach a reasonable solution.’
‘I’m just so glad Dicky isn’t pressing charges.’
‘Exactly! I told him that if he really wanted to wash his dirty linen in public and ruin the reputations of both Bel and Georgie, to say nothing of Bryn and his business and Dicky himself, then that was the right way to go about it and would be no solution to anything at all.’
‘But it will mean two divorces if Dicky has his way won’t it? That is just so painful.’
‘Not two, only one.’
Caroline sat up and looked at Peter. He was laid With both his hands locked behind his head staring at the ceiling.
‘Only one? What do you mean?’
Peter turned his head slightly and looked seriously at her. ‘If I tell you, there’s not to be one word outside this bedroom! OK?’ Caroline nodded. ‘No one but those four and you and I know, you see. Bel and Dicky aren’t married.’
Caroline fell back on the pillow and laughed till she had tears rolling down her cheeks. ‘Not married! Oh Peter! Oh Peter! What a mess! They told you this today?’
‘Hush! Don’t make so much noise you’ll wake the children! Yes, they did, though somehow I got the feeling it wasn’t the whole truth somehow, there was something they were all four holding back. However, please don’t breathe a word because if they know they’ll be queueing at the rectory door saying Dicky isn’t fit to be Scout leader and I’m not having that. He’s brilliant. There’s no one can compare and I’m not having the Scout troop jeopardised by some narrow-minded bigots.’
Caroline wiped her eyes and, with a straight face bent over him and looked Peter straight in the eye and said ‘I can remember a time when you were very upset about Willie and Sylvia living together before they got married. Oh yes, you had a lot to say about that, to me at any rate. You’ve certainly changed your tune.’
‘It’s a question of priorities. If no one knows, the village won’t be any wiser and everything can carry on as before. He’s started the Scout band as you know and Gilbert Johns has volunteered to help and I thought I might …’
‘Peter! You’ve given them a week. A week of comparative peace, but what if at the end of it Dicky and Georgie decide not to get together? The idea of them all still living in the village is fraught with problems.’
‘Well, we’ll cross that bridge when, and if, we come to it.’
‘Yes, you’re right. The story of this particular All Saints’ Day will last for years! They’ll still be talking about it in a hundred years’ time! Come to think of it they nearly got another saint added to their number on a very appropriate day! Oh dear! I’ve got to go to sleep. I’ve suddenly gone very tired. Good night, Peter.’
‘Good night, my darling. I love you.’
‘I love you.’
‘God bless you.’
‘And you.’
‘Caroline, are you feeling better? About us?’
There was a silence which Peter waited for her to fill. She knew he would leave the question in the air if she didn’t reply and she knew she wouldn’t sleep if she didn’t answer him. She searched about under the duvet for his hand and having found it, she took it to her lips and kissed it. ‘Thank you for being such a wonderfully understanding man. No, understanding
husband
. You’ve seemed to know instinctively how to go about making me feel whole, when I’m not and won’t ever be. And I thank you for that from the bottom of my heart. Yes, I am feeling much better about us and when I’ve got the go ahead …’
‘Which you sound confident of getting …’
‘Which I am confident of getting, then I truly believe everything will be all right between us. When I first came home I’d gone off you terribly, it was quite horrifying, but I expect it was because I was feeling weak and very frightened or maybe that’s how you feel when you’ve had my kind of an operation. I really could hardly bear you close to me which sounds a dreadful thing to say about someone one loves but it’s true. But now I do believe I appreciate your maleness all over again.’
‘Hallelujah!’
But ‘Hallelujah!’ wasn’t the word Peter used on reading the letter which he found on the mat when he went downstairs on Monday morning.
‘Damn and blast! Who the blazes has let the cat out of the bag?’
He read on … ‘As a consequence of these events it has been brought to our notice … living with someone who is not his wife … even in these more relaxed times his position is untenable … and we the undersigned … are agreed that Dicky Tutt is no longer a suitable person to be in charge of the St Thomas à Becket Scouts …’
‘Blast it!’
‘Daddy! that was a very rude word.’
‘Alex, you’re quite right it was and I’m sorry.’ He raced up the stairs. ‘Caroline! Look at this.’ He dropped the letter on her knee. ‘Who’s responsible for drafting this I wonder? They promised me they wouldn’t say a word. Not a word. Now, apparently everyone knows.’
Caroline broke off from helping Beth to dress and scanned the letter. ‘Oh dear! So they must. Here, Beth, put your tights on. No, the other way round, that’s it. Just look at the signatures. Six! Six of them. How could they. Some haven’t even got any connection with the Scouts. Look! Thelma Senior she wouldn’t know a Scout if she met one in the street. Venetia, Vince Jones but not Mrs Jones. This is awful. It simply isn’t fair to Dicky. How dreadful of them!’
Over breakfast Peter and Caroline discussed the matter further and Peter decided for a day or two at least he wouldn’t reply. Pressure of work he called it. Caroline called it avoiding the issue. They were both laughing about her comment when Sylvia came in to start work.
Caroline poured her a cup of tea as she said ‘Good morning, Sylvia.’
Alex jumped off his chair to show Sylvia his new shoes. ‘Look, Sylvie. Look at my new shoes.’
‘They’re lovely, Alex. What a good choice! They will keep your feet warm. I like the colour. Morning everyone. You’re looking better this morning, Doctor, in fact much better.’
‘Thank you, I’m feeling better, much better. I expect you’ve heard the latest news?’
‘About Dicky’s close encounter? I have of course. There’s no other subject of conversation.’
‘Peter got a petition this morning, asking for Dicky Tutt to be removed from being Scout leader. Someone’s found out that …’
Peter cleared his throat. ‘I didn’t think we …’
‘Sylvia will know soon enough, someone’s let it out that Dicky and Bel are not …’ – Caroline glanced at the children and continued by saying – ‘are not living in wedlock.’
‘Well, we all know who that was, don’t we?’
Caroline raised an eyebrow. ‘Do we?’
‘I was in the church hall checking to see if they needed any help before I climbed the tower and I heard the Duchess tell everyone. Said someone who’d known Dicky for a long time had told her.’
‘That blasted woman!’
‘Peter!
Pas devant les enfants
.’
‘Sorry.’
Alex said ‘That’s two times today, Daddy.’
‘I beg your pardon. Could be four or even five before this day’s out. This whole situation is developing into a major crisis when there’s no need at all. If everyone had just kept still tongues in their heads it would have all blown over. However, it’s Monday so it’s Penny Fawcett first. Anything you want from their market Sylvia? Caroline?’
‘Fresh vegetables, Rector, please, particularly potatoes.’
‘Caroline?’
‘Nothing thanks. I think I’ll take the children to school this morning. The fresh air and a change of scene will do me good.’
‘What a splendid idea. Yes, you do that. I’m off. Bye, children. Bye, darling.’
‘Don’t forget your cloak, it’s cold.’
‘OK.’
After Caroline had left the children at school she didn’t feel like returning home straight away so she wandered into the Store hoping for a chat with anyone who happened to come in. She’d been feeling really cut off since her mother had gone back, and felt it was time she took steps to widen her horizons.
Jimbo welcomed her with open arms. ‘Come for a hug have you? It’s lovely to see you out. Here, sit on this chair and I shall serve you with a coffee if I may. Just made it, so it’s absolutely fresh.’
‘Oh yes, please. That would be lovely. How’s things?’ Jimbo handed her a cup and offered her sugar. ‘Thanks I will. Don’t usually but Peter says I must get some weight on, so I will.’
‘You need to.’
The coffee was too hot to drink so Caroline put it down on the shelf nearest to her and asked Jimbo again if he had any news.
Before he could answer her Linda came in. ‘Oh, Doctor Harris, how lovely to see you out. I am pleased. Life getting back to normal is it?’