The Collected Poems of Ted Berrigan (17 page)

under tasteless stockings

and under the sting which leaves no ash

the grey snow of someone’s epoch annoys

and redeems

through certain fraudulent practices which,

like sulphur, blacken

making an undenied hash of all that

and that will now not melt in the first sunbeam

being its own muse

The Upper Arm

FOR ANDY WARHOL

Upon this field the physical energies of

Clouds. He will no longer desire the

Demanding force, an incredible

Fortune has fallen across their paths. I wait

a Payer is paying for the art it releases

Prisoners from the hands

In an automobile accident on the

Face

And achieved enemy face

Paleface changed captive

Photographs later

Were tipped            “What does this mean, my son?”

Became categorical         as in “yes”       held on

The arms and

Powder on a little table

And down in a green forest ravine       near to “her”

Security of the relationship is made utterly

With high stakes and shot at those targets out of

Boughs that spell


MY PAINTINGS

Corridors of Blood
1. Madrid

a faint smile appears

shaking your beliefs

of which you have done no more

than sketch in the main outline

You are not a glutton for experience

There is a sudden buzz of activity

In the clear blue sky

2. Detective

an enormous room with a balcony

less virulence

our labors were directed toward

isolating and creating

such a pattern

“you must allow your feelings to

float free, by

themselves, like dead leaves.”

“I’ve got it.”

we were furious

3. Queen Matilda’s Famous Tapestry

You got him out of your system

he was lying out of compassion

“Don’t you see what it means?”

human society upside down

The second name

First we must retrieve our honor

4. Henry VIII

women came down to breakfast

We saw that beautiful creature,

Kay Francis, in

“Cynara”

the shabby taxis and peeling posters

teashops

and ugly window-dressing

a technical brilliance

I never saw the like of anywhere else

5. Poe

“Merde” said Marco

in the apricot-coloured bar

Olga was in another bar

I am sure you understand

The captain lost his temper

A car drew up at the corner

6. Cattle of the Sun

a profusion of melons, oranges and

fish

all through that night

a lobster had been following him

I had an uncomfortable night

the only place I know

where horror borders on poetry

7. The Death of Other

should have “roots”

mass of ash-blonde hair

and black, clinging dresses

(the emotions: outline of

a theory)

into her mouth

blistered strips of bladder

wrack

8. Czechoslovakia

A red-tiled floor

thereafter we walked

sweeping, landscapes of white

limestone rock and

red rock

the most curious concoction

doubly oppressive

the sluggish heat:

I remember running

9. Hunger

Irony and parody held pride of place

in her silk evening dress

Olga had several minor parts

little of Knut Hamsun

several bravura touches

“marking time”

treating it lightly

The death of Max Jacob

10. Henry IV

naked

with a lion

a small lesbian

smoking a pipe

some silent young men

“Shit!” they exclaim

“Fuck all women!”

They all start singing patriotic songs

11. The Milk Bar

Loud shouts and

running feet on the staircase

“Coward! Coward!”

the death of Robert Desnos

quite charming in a red and black dress

with black shoes

about three handbreadths high

The salesgirl laughs at us

12. Hate

I turned back

battered by the frightful air

But I made a kind of wager with myself

detail dazzled me

I considered making it

the theme of my next novel

Every day I had experience of this

13. American Films

a blue-eyed little girl with brown pigtails

their big red-tiled kitchen

big platefuls of bilberries for dessert

children’s laughter

the fresh scent of wild berries

that little brown-haired girl

would be stood up against a wall

on richer, fiercer colors

ocher, red, purple

14. Proust’s Sex Life

it’s “splendid animalism”

Ramon Fernandez made a special trip

to see

“Well,” I said, “have you seen it?”

although I knew he was absolutely broke

my chosen themes had not lost

their sharpness

Rusty Nails

MY NAME

Smiling with grace the mother, the spouse, leaned
across to the fourth of their after-the-theatre party,
who was a girl older than this boy, aged almost seventeen,
by perhaps two years.

THE PROBLEM OF EVIL

I led in my childhood and youth the gently bred existence
of my class and my kind.

PATRIOTISM

An estimated two million wasps were loosed on an area
of four hundred and fifty miles inhabited by
eighty thousand people.

MY BEST FRIEND

That was about you in my story.

AN ORPHAN LEARNS TO COUNT

The Police swooped down in a squad car.

MALNUTRITION

By accident I met some rich homosexuals of the international
queer set who cruise around the world, bumping
into each other in queer joints from New York to Cairo.

CANCER

For there was a heavy curtain over the window, and in the
center of the room, an electric light bulb, suspended from
the ceiling, was all wrapped in newspaper.

SUNBURN

Loading his gun with one of these buttons, he seated
himself on the bed beside his wife, and declared his
intention of shooting the witch cat.

DEATH BY DROWNING

For, in respect to the latter branch of the supposition,
it should be considered that the most trifling variation
of the facts of the two cases might give rise to the most
important miscalculations, by diverting thoroughly the
two courses of events; very much as, in arithmetic, an
error which, in its own individuality, may be inappreciable,
produces, at length, by dint of multiplication
at all points of the process, a result enormously at
variance with the truth.

DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON

She sighed in vain for the chaff and the wheat, not knowing
the one from the other.

MASSACRED BY THE INDIANS

Ain’ nothin’ new about that neither.

BAD NEWS

The man in bed—staring at me appraisingly—was enormous.

SPRING RETURNS

We are drawn to shit because we are imperfect in our uses
of the good.

THE PENNILESS WINDOW

He drew his wife’s attention to the pustule on the top
of my skull for I had removed my hat out of courtesy.

THE DOORS OF PERCEPTION

There were seven to choose from, all putty.

THE TERRORS OF PUBERTY

She didn’t realize her belly was more provocative when
it had been run through with hatred.

A PROVERB

Meanwhile the papers were reporting masochists shooting
tacks, with rubber bands, at apes in zoos.

A MESSAGE FROM THE LOVED ONE

I was horrified.

SYMBOLISM

He must have pressed the wrong button, or several of them,
for when the door fretted open he found himself deep underground,
with no heart to try again.

THE MODERN CRISIS

“What’s this nasty piece of wood stuck in your boobs?”

THE AFTERLIFE

“The Cherry Orchard.”

THE WORLD TODAY

“Jungle Law,” the man agreed.

DEADLY VISIBLE RAYS

They had many days now when they were very happy.

SOMETHING’S HAPPENING HERE

Your historian will not attempt to list the sights he
pointed out in the multitudinous halls since no one will
ever forget them anyway.

EIGHT SQUARES

A good smell of hot coffee is coming out of the coffee-pot
on the table.

A GIFT

“You in the new winter

stretch forth your hands”

I AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW

“I know from my own experience that telepathy is a fact.”

LIFE OF A MAN
Matinee

Morning

(ripped out of my mind again!)

As Usual

Take off your hat & coat & give me all your money

I have to buy some pills & I’m flat broke

On the Road Again

FOR GIUSSEPPE UNGARETTI

He called his Mama

Mohammed Scee-ab

He put his hand on

Her rear to be funny

She killed herself

You can bet no one ever told

His father

He made love to Frances

The talking mule

He’s no sap either

He chopped her head off

So she can’t yell and

He’s plumb vanished

Let’s go with him to Naples

To insult the old priest whose belly

Bulges over his belly-button

Like a piggy

And at number 5 Subnormal Street

We’ll see his sad Victrola

You sap!

If you aren’t turned on by now

It’s your earache!

Tonight

Winds in the stratosphere

Apologize to the malcontents

Downstairs

Joy of Shipwrecks

The torpedo was friendly

it buggered us

Mayday!

The climax came later

In the water

Near a sea-horse

After Breakfast

Flame & Fury

The colt and the dolt became outlaws

The automobile slew them

December

Brother and sister departed

With apologies to the mother for intercourse

In their hearts

A Reply to the Fragile

If he bites you he’s friendly

If it hurts you

Go away

Don’t give him a fresh try

Unless you have titties

Like a fast horse

Tobacco

He made coffee

In his maid’s uniform

He made coffee with animals

From the desert

Who expectorated into the coffeepot

His veins swelled up with an army

Of germs whose unconscious’s

Hated these possibilities

He reared back saying, “Me Nasty!”

So We began to
BE
Nasty

As for what happened next

You can bet that he learned to express himself

Tooting My Horn on Duty

Tooting my horn on duty in the infantry

Made my name mud            
PU

In the army I had nosebleeds

The Infantry was so distracting

It kindled up in my nose

An invisible odor

That hindered my toots

One day while on duty

I rammed into a chestnut

And got blood all over my flute

Not to mention this nosebleed

I spat out so many teeth I knew it was an omen

The vitamins I had to take made me ill

Ten blood transfusions           It was almost all over

When two big rocks stopped the bleeding

This was my unhappy childhood

Corporal Pellegrini

He was ugly

She kissed the poor fellow

On his belly

ai-yai-yai

Wild horses couldn’t hold him

He snaked her carcass

Around a finger

Like a bowling ball

Come and get it!

They threw him in the pen

And busted his illusions

On the fires of Corregidor

His rifle slowly

Fired

Better and better

Killing the idiot

Life Among the Woods

Near Paris, there is a boat. Near this boat live the beautiful Woods.

They are a charming family, the Woods, very friendly: Mr. Woods, Mrs. Woods, their son Peter, and their tiny daughter, Bubbles.

Mr. Woods is very rich. He has a grand house, in four pieces: a kitchen, a stable, a room for lying down, and a room for infants. In this house there is, in addition, a brain room.

Mr. Woods’ garden is also very grand. It is full of lettuces, flowers and fruits.

Mrs. Woods likes cooking plenty. She makes pies, pots of tea, and desserts. The little Woods have beautiful appetites. They eat a lot.

Mrs. Woods’ kitchen is very appropriate. It has a pretty little furnace, a table, four chaise lounges and a large placard. On the placard there are six S’s, six tassels, and fifty soupspoons. (One of the soupspoons is crusty.) There is also a grand casserole.

In the room for laying down there are four tiny books, four chaise lounges and four tiny tables. One sometimes goes to the toilet on the tables.

In the room for infants there is a big table, plenty of chaise lounges and one grand placard on which are pictures of the toys of the tiny Woods: a puppy, a train, a toupee, a cigarette, some balls, some books, a pellet, soap, a strangler’s cord, and lots of other things.

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