Authors: Kwame Alexander
I entwine it.
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These locks on my head,
I designed it.
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And one last thing if
you don't mind it:
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That bet you just made?
I DECLINE IT.
IF. I. LOSE.
THE. BET.
YOU. WANT. TO.
WHAT?
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If
the score gets tied,
he says,
and
if
it comes down to the last shot,
he says,
and
if
I get the ball,
he says,
and
if
I don't miss,
he says,
I get to cut off
your hair.
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Sure, I say, as serious
as a heart attack.
You can cut my locks off,
but if I win the bet
you have to walk around
with no pants on
and no underwear
tomorrow
in school
during lunch.
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Vondie
and the rest
of the fellas
laugh like hyenas.
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Not to be outdone,
JB revises the bet:
Okay,
he says.
How about if you lose
I cut one lock
and if you win
I will moon
that nerdy group
of sixth-graders
that sit
near our table
at lunch?
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Even
though I used to be one of those nerdy sixth-graders,
even
though I love my hair the way Dad loves Krispy Kreme,
even
though I don't want us to lose the game,
odds
are this is one of JB's legendary bets I'll win,
because
that's a lot of
if
s.
when JB's soft jumper sails
tick
through the air.
tock
The crowd stills,
tick
mouths drop,
tock
and when his last-second shot
tick
hits net,
tock
the clock stops.
The gym explodes.
Its hard bleachers
empty
and my head
aches.
after the game,
JB cackles like a crow.
He walks up to me
grinning,
holds his hand out
so I can see
the red scissors from Coach's desk
smiling at me, their
steel blades sharp
and ready.
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I love this game
like the winter loves snow
even though I spent
the final quarter
in foul trouble
on the bench.
JB was on fire
and we won
and I lost
the bet.
Time to pay up, Filthy,
JB says,
laughing
and waving
the scissors
in the air
like a flag.
My teammates gather around
to salute.
FILTHY, FILTHY, FILTHY,
they chant.
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He opens the scissors,
grabs my hair
to slash a strand.
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I don't hear
my golden lock
hit the floor,
but I do hear
the sound
of calamity
when Vondie
hollers,
OH, SNAP!
[
KUH-LAM-IH-TEE
]
noun
Â
An unexpected,
undesirable event;
often physically injurious.
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As in: If JB hadn't been acting
so silly and
playing around,
he would have cut
one lock
instead of five
from my head
and avoided
this
calamity.
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As in: The HUGE bald patch
on the side
of my head
is a dreadful
calamity.
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As in: After the game
Mom almost has a fit
When she sees my hair,
What a calamity,
she says,
shaking her head
and telling Dad to take me
to the barber shop
on Saturday
to have the rest
cut off.
but once a month she lets
one of us choose a restaurant
and even though she won't let him touch
half the things on the buffet,
it's Dad's turn
and he chooses Chinese.
I know what he really wants
is Pollard's Chicken and BBQ,
but Mom has banned
us from that place.
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In the Golden Dragon,
Mom is still frowning
at JB for messing up my hair.
But, Mom, it was an accident,
he says.
Accident or not, you owe
your brother an apology,
she tells him.
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I'm sorry for cutting your filthy hair, Filthy,
JB laughs.
Not so funny now, is it? I say, my knuckles
digging into his scalp
till Dad saves him from the noogie
with one of his lame jokes:
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Why can't you play sports in the jungle?
he asks.
Mom repeats the question because
Dad won't continue until someone does.
Because of the cheetahs,
he snaps back,
so amused, he almost falls out of his chair,
which causes all of us to laugh, and
get past my hair issue
for now.
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I fill my plate with egg rolls and dumplings.
JB asks Dad how we did.
Y'all did okay,
Dad says,
but, JB, why did you
let that kid post you up? And, Filthy,
what was up with that lazy crossover?
When I was playing, we never .Â
.
 .
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And while Dad is telling us another story
for the hundredth time, Mom removes the salt
from the table and JB goes to the buffet.
He brings back three packages
of duck sauce and a cup of wonton soup
and hands them all to me.
Dad pauses, and Mom looks at JB.
That was random,
she says.
What, isn't that what you wanted, Filthy?
JB asks.
And even though I never opened my mouth,
I say, Thanks,
because
it is.
I am not
a mathematicianâ
a + b
seldom
equals
c.
Pluses and minuses,
we get along
but we are not close.
I am no Pythagoras.
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And so each time
I count the locks
of hair
beneath my pillow
I end up with thirty-seven
plus one tear,
which never
adds up.
is off-limits,
so every time JB asks me
to go in there to look
through Dad's stuff, I say no.
But today when I ask Mom
for a box to put my dreadlocks in,
she tells me to take
one of her Sunday hat boxes
from the top shelf
of her closet.
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Next to her purple hat box is
Dad's small silver safety box
with the key in the lock
and practically begging me
to open it,
so I do, when, unexpectedly:
What are you doing, Filthy?
Standing in the doorway
is JB with a look that says BUSTED!
Filthy, you still giving me the silent treatment?
. . .
I really am sorry about your hair, man.
I owe you, Filthy, so I'm gonna cut
the grass for the rest of the year and
pick up the leaves .Â
.
 . and I'll wash the cars
and I'll even wash your hair.
Oh, you got jokes, huh? I say, then grab him
and give him another noogie.
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So, what are you doing in here, Filthy?
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Nothing, Mom said I could use her hat box.
That doesn't look like a hat box, Filthy.
Let me see that,
he says.
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And just like that
we're rummaging through
a box filled with newspaper clippings
about Chuck “Da Man” Bell
and torn ticket stubs
and old flyers
and . . .
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WHOA! There it is, Filthy,
JB says.
And even though we've seen Dad
wear it many times, actually holding
his glossy championship ring
in our hands
is more than magical.
Let's try it on, I whisper.
But JB is a step ahead, already sliding
it on each of his fingers
until he finds one it fits.
What else is in there, JB? I ask,
hoping he will realize it's my turn
to wear Dad's championship ring.
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There's a bunch of articles about
Dad's triple-doubles, three-point records,
and the time he made fifty free throws
in a row at the Olympic finals,
he says,
finally handing me the ring,
and an Italian article
about Dad's
bellissimo
crossover
and his million-dollar multiyear contract
with the European league.
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We already know all this stuff, JB.
Anything new, or secret-type stuff? I ask.
And then JB pulls out a manila envelope.
I grab it, glance at the
PRIVATE
stamped on the front.
In the moment
that I decide to put it back,
JB snatches it.
Let's do this,
he says.
I resist, ready to take
the purple hat box
and jet,
but I guess the mystery
is just too much.
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We open it. There are two letters.
The first letter reads:
Chuck Bell, the Los Angeles Lakers would like to
invite you to our free-agent tryouts.
We open the other. It starts:
Your decision not to have surgery
means that realistically,
with patella tendonitis,
you may not be able to play
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again.
[
PUH-TEL-UH TEN-DUH-NAHY-TIS
]
noun
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The condition
that arises when the muscle
that connects the kneecap
to the shin bone
becomes irritated
due to overuse,
especially from jumping activities.
Â
As in: On the top shelf
of Mom and Dad's closet
in a silver safety box
JB and I discovered
that my dad has jumper's knee,
a.k.a.
patella tendonitis.
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As in: As a rookie,
my dad led his team
to the Euroleague championship,
but thanks to
patella tendonitis,
he went from a superstar
with a million-dollar fadeaway jumper
to a star
whose career
had faded away.
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As in: I wonder why my dad
never had surgery
on his
patella tendonitis.
When the prayers end
and the doors open
the Bells hit center stage
and the curtain opens up on
the afternoon pick-up game
in the gym
at the county recreation center.
The cast is full of regulars
and rookies
with cartoon names like
FlapJack,
Scoobs,
and Cookie.
The hip-hop soundtrack blasts.
The bass booms.
The crowd looms.
There's music and mocking,
teasing nonstop, but
when the play begins
all the talk ceases.
Dad shovel-passes the ball to me.
I behind-the-back pass to JB,
who sinks a twenty-foot three.
See, this is how we act
Sundays after church.
(Random text from Dad)
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Hustle dig
Grind push
Run fast
Change pivot
Chase pull
Aim shoot
Work smart
Live smarter
Play hard
Practice harder
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I walk into the lunchroom with JB.
Heads turn.
I'm not bald like JB,
but my hair's close enough
so that people sprinting past us
do double-takes.
Finally, after we sit at our table,
the questions come:
Why'd you cut your hair, Filthy?
How can we tell who's who?
JB answers,
I'm the cool one
who makes free throws,
and I holler,
I'M THE ONE WHO CAN DUNK.
We both get laughs.
Some girl who we've never seen before,
in tight jeans and pink Reeboks,
comes up to the table.
JB's eyes are ocean wide,
his mouth swimming on the floor,
his clownish grin, embarrassing.
So when she says,
Is it true that twins
know what each other are thinking?
I tell her
you don't have to be his
twin
to know
what
he's
thinking.
debate whether the new girl
is a knockout or just beautiful,