Authors: Kwame Alexander
slippers, socks, underwear, notebooks,
pencils, cups, hats, wristbands,
and sunglasses.
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With the fifty dollars he won from a bet
he and Dad made over whether
the Krispy Kreme Hot sign was on (it wasn't)
he purchased
a Michael Jordan toothbrush
(“Only used once!”) on eBay.
He's right, he's not sweating him.
HE'S STALKING HIM.
I'm banished to the back
seat with JB,
who only stops
playing with my locks
when I slap him
across his bald head
with my jockstrap.
5. Some of my favorite rappers have them:
Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz, and Wale.
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4. They make me feel
like a king.
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3. No one else
on the team has them, and
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2. it helps people know
that I am me and not JB.
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But
mostly because
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1. ever since I watched
the clip of Dad
posterizing
that seven-foot Croatian center
on ESPN's
Best Dunks Ever;
soaring through the airâhis
long twisted hair like wings
carrying him
high above
the rimâI knew
one day
I'd need
my own wings
to fly.
that he has to sit
in the top row
of the bleachers
during the game.
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You're too confrontational,
she says.
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Filthy, don't forget to
follow through
on your jump shot,
Dad tells me.
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JB tells Mom,
We're almost in high school,
so no hugs before the game, please.
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Dad says,
You boys
ought to treasure your mother's love.
My mom was like gold to me.
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Yeah, but your mom
didn't come to ALL
of your games,
JB says.
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And she wasn't the assistant school principal either,
I add.
Dad, do you miss playing basketball? I ask.
Like jazz misses Dizzy,
he says.
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Huh?
Like hip-hop misses Tupac,
Filthy,
he says.
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Oh! But you're still young,
you could probably still play, right?
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My playing days are over, son.
My job now is to take care of this family.
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Don't you get bored sitting
around the house all day?
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You could get a job or something.
Filthy, what's all this talk about a job?
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You don't think your ol' man knows
how to handle his business?
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Boy, I saved my basketball money
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this family is fine. Yeah, I miss
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basketball A LOT, and
I do have some feelers out there
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about coaching. But honestly,
right now I'm fine coaching this house
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and keeping up with you and your brother.
Now
go get JB so we won't be late
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to the game and Coach benches you.
Why don't you ever wear your championship ring?
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Is this
Jeopardy
or something? What's with the questions?
Yeah, I wear it, when I want to floss.
Dad smiles.
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Can I wear it to school once?
Can you bounce a ball on the roof, off a tree, in the hoop?
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Uh . . . no.
Then, I guess you're not Da Man. Only Da Man wears Da Ring.
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Aw, come on, Dad.
Tell you what: You bring home the trophy this year, and we'll see.
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Thanks, Dad. You know, if you get bored
you could always write a book, like Vondie's mom did.
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She wrote one about spaceships.
A book? What would you have me write about?
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Maybe a book of those rules
you give me and JB
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before each of our games.
“I'm Da Man” by Chuck Bell,
Dad laughs.
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That's lame, Dad, I say.
Who you calling lame?
Dad says, headlocking me.
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Dad, tell me again why they called you Da Man?
Filthy, back in the day, I was the boss, never lost,
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I had the sickest double cross, and I kissed
so many pretty ladies, they called me Lip-Gloss.
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Oh, really?
Mom says, sneaking up on us
like she always seems to do.
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Yeah, you
Da Man,
Dad, I laugh,
then throw my gym bag in the trunk.
In this game of life
your family is the court
and the ball is your heart.
No matter how good you are,
no matter how down you get,
always leave
your heart
on the court.
are almost thirteen. Twins. Two basketball goals at
opposite ends of the court. Identical.
It's easy to tell us apart though. I'm
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an inch taller, with dreads to my neck. He gets
his head shaved once a month. I want to go to Duke,
he flaunts Carolina Blue. If we didn't love each other,
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we'd HATE each other. He's a shooting guard.
I play forward. JB's the second
most phenomenal baller on our team.
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He has the better jumper, but I'm the better
slasher. And much faster. We both
pass well. Especially to each other.
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To get ready for the season, I went
to three summer camps. JB only went to
one. Said he didn't want to miss Bible school.
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What does he think, I'm stupid? Ever since
Kim Bazemore kissed him in Sunday school,
he's been acting all religious,
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thinking less and less about
basketball, and more and more about
GIRLS.
Not even close, JB.
What's the matter?
The hoop too high for you? I snicker
but it's not funny to him,
especially when I take off from center court,
my hair like wings,
each lock lifting me higher and HIGHER
like a 747
ZOOM
ZOOM!
I throw down so hard,
the fiberglass trembles.
BOO YAH,
Dad screams
from the top row.
I'm the only kid
on the team
who can do that.
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The gym is a loud, crowded circus.
My stomach is a roller coaster.
My head, a carousel.
The air, heavy with the smell
of sweat, popcorn,
and the sweet perfume
of mothers watching sons.
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Our mom, a.k.a. Dr. Bell, a.k.a. The Assistant Principal,
is talking to some of the teachers
on the other side of the gym.
I'm feeling better already.
Coach calls us in,
does his Phil Jackson impersonation.
Love ignites the spirit, brings teams together,
he says.
JB and I glance at each other,
ready to bust out laughing,
but Vondie, our best friend,
beats us to it.
The whistle goes off.
Players gather at center circle,
dap each other,
pound each other.
Referee tosses the jump ball.
Game on.
JB likes to taunt and
trash talk
during games
like Dad
used to do
when he played.
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When I walk onto
the court
I prefer silence
so I can
Watch
React
Surprise.
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I talk too,
but mostly
to myself,
like sometimes
when I do
my own
play-by-play
in my head.
It's game three for the two-and-oh Wildcats.
Number seventeen, Vondie Little, grabs it.
Nothing
little
about that kid.
The Wildcats have it,
first play of the game.
The hopes are high tonight at
Reggie Lewis Junior High.
We destroyed Hoover Middle
last week, thirty-two to four,
and we won't stop,
can't stop,
till we claim the championship trophy.
Vondie overhead passes me.
I fling a quick chest pass to my twin brother, JB,
number twenty-three, a.k.a. the Jumper.
I've seen him launch it from thirty feet before,
ALL NET.
That boy is special, and it doesn't hurt
that Chuck “Da Man” Bell is his father.
And mine, too.
JB bounces the ball back to me.
JB's a shooter, but I'm sneaky
and silky as a snakeâ
and you thought my hair was long.
I'm six feet, all legs.
OH, WOWâDID YOU SEE THAT NASTY CROSSOVER?
Now you see why they call me Filthy.
Folks, I hope you got your tickets,
because I'm about to put on a show.
[
KRAWS-OH-VER
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noun
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A simple basketball move
in which a player dribbles
the ball quickly
from one hand
to the other.
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As in: When done right,
a
crossover
can break
an opponent's ankles.
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As in: Deron Williams's
crossover
is nice, but Allen Iverson's
crossover
was so deadly, he could've set up
his own podiatry practice.
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As in: Dad taught me
how to give a soft cross first
to see if your opponent falls
for it,
then hit 'em
with the hard
crossover.
A
quick
shoulder
SHAKE,
a
slick
eye
FAKEâ
Number 28 is               way past late.
He's reading me like a
BOOK
but I
turn the page
and watch him look,
which can only mean I got him
SHOOK.
His feet are the bank
and I'm the
crook.
Breaking,
Braking,
taking him to the leftâ
now he's
took.
Number 14 joins in . . .
Now he's on the          H
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I got
TWO
in my kitchen
and I'm fixing to
COOK.
Preppin' my meal, ready for glass . . .
Nobody's expecting Filthy to p a s s
I see Vondie under the hoop
so I serve him up my
Alley-
oop.
We're down by seven
at halftime.
Trouble owns our faces
but Coach isn't worried.
Says we haven't found our rhythm yet.
Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere
Vondie starts dancing the Snake,
only he looks like a seal.
Then Coach blasts his favorite dance music,
and before you know it
we're all doing the Cha-Cha Slide:
To the left, take it back now, y'all.
One hop this time, right foot, let's stomp.
JB high-fives me, with a familiar look.
You want to bet, don't you? I ask.
Yep,
he says,
then touches
my hair.
If my hair were a tree
I'd climb it.
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I'd kneel down beneath
and enshrine it.
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I'd treat it like gold
and then mine it.
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Each day before school
I unwind it.
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And right before games