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Authors: Steven Scaffardi

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I quickly looked away before
Kelly had the chance to notice what I was looking at. I could feel
my phone vibrating in my pocket. I would have to call mum back
later to explain.


I want you to
have this,” Kelly said handing me a plastic bag. I took the bag and
pulled out what was inside.


The Rocky
Balboa robe,” I said in total shock. “But this was Paul’s birthday
present.”


Yeah, well
Paul didn’t exactly deserve it now did he?” Kelly said smiling. “I
want you to have it.”

We hugged again. I didn’t want
to let her go.


Hey,” Kelly
said looking at me. “You keep performing like you did last night
and I don’t think you’ll be experiencing any more
droughts.”

We both laughed. I kissed her
for the final time. I then watched her go through passport control.
In 12 hours she would be halfway across the world. I walked back
towards the train station.

I stood on the platform and
thought about the last 24 hours – about the last nine months. It
really had been a whirlwind ride.


Excuse me,
does this train go to Green Park?” a girl carrying a suitcase asked
me as the train pulled into the platform.


Yes, I hope
so, otherwise I’m going in the wrong direction,” I
joked.

She smiled and thanked me as
she struggled to lift her suitcase onto the train carriage. “Here,
let me help you,” I said lifting her suitcase up.


Thank you,”
she said. “I’m Cindy, by the way,” and she extended her
hand.

I looked up and thought of
Kelly. “I’m Dan,” I said shaking her hand. “So where have you just
come back from?”

 

 

 

 

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Steven Scaffardi

Steven
Scaffardi is currently working on his second novel
The One That Got Away
which is the hilarious follow-up to
The Drought.
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