The F-Word (11 page)

cunt-fuck
noun

a sexual act involving the vagina, esp. an act of heterosexual vaginal intercourse.

1879
Harlequin Prince Cherrytop
4: Cunt fuck, front tuck, he shall never once begin it.
1967
N. Mailer
Why Are We in Vietnam?
155: Walk in on them in an unlocked bathroom and you can have a two minute red-hot steaming ass blubber wet slap-dizzy oceanic cunt fuck.
1998
Nubile Treat,
on Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.stories (Oct. 1): It was a first-class cuntfuck, and they dug it as much as the ass-fuck they’d seen before.
2002
B. McAvera
Yo! Picasso!
55: Oh I know he’s not great in the cunt-fuck department…never was…but it doesn’t really matter.

cunt-fuck
verb

to engage in any form of sexual activity involving the vagina, esp. to engage in heterosexual vaginal intercourse (with).

ca
1890
My Secret Life
IX. vi.: It was at a time of my life when straight forward cunt fucking was all I cared about.
1908
Way of a Man with a Maid
151: Alice and Connie flew into each others’ arms—too excited to rush to the couch, they fell on the soft thick carpet and madly cunt-fucked each other till their feelings were relieved.
1966
A. Wainhouse & R. Seaver trans. Marquis de Sade
120 Days of Sodom
634: The Duc cunt-fucks one servant and Rosette at the orgies and ass-fucks the same servant, ass-fucks Rosette too.
1990
Footlicker
80: I can’t cuntfuck with men. Won’t ever again.
1994
N. Baker
Fermata
135: Smiling again at the traffic because they couldn’t know the supreme full-pelvic cuntfucking she was giving herself.
2003
R. Gordon
Undying Lust
106: “A right little slut,” Rod rejoined, his swinging balls meeting Mick’s as he cunt-fucked Wendy.

deck
noun

In phrase:

fuck the deck
,
U.S. Marine Corps
. to perform push-ups on command.

1983
W. D. Ehrhart
Vietnam to Perkasie
32 [refers to 1966]: Fuck the deck, piggy!…Push-ups!

DILLIGAF
interjection

“
do I l
ook
l
ike
I g
ive
a f
uck?”

1973
S. A. Rowan
They Wouldn’t Let Us Die
(ed. 2) 27: We had a guy named Dilligaf—DILLIGAF—Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? And that was his attitude; so Dilligaf was his name. The favorite [North Vietnamese] guard of all.
1996
D. Underhill & H. Curtis
Miramichi Dictionary: Diligaf
. Famous bar in the village of Blackville, about twenty miles south of Miramichi City. Translated, Dilligaf means: Does It Look Like I Give a F---.
2007
S. Hyde
Darkside Zodiac at Work
157: A T-shirt with the…logo, DILLIGAF (Do I look like I Give a F@?%?).

dog
noun

In phrase:

fuck
[or occasionally
screw
or
finger
]
the dog

1.
to loaf on the job, especially while pretending to be hard at work; fool around; idle; waste time. [The 1918 and 1919 quotations presumably euphemize this expression.]

[
1918
in M. Sullivan
Our Times
V 328:
F.T.D.
: Feeding the dog. The supposed occupation of a soldier who is killing time.] [
1919
H.S. Warren
9th Co.
35: The Engineer’s Dictionary…
Walking the dog
—Soldiering on the job. When one is caught at it he is said to have stepped on the puppy’s tail.]
1935
J. Conroy
World to Win
201: One of the first things you gotta learn when you’re f—n’ the dog…is t’ look like you’re workin’ hard enough t’ make yer butt blossom like a rose. Rattle templets, beat with a hammer on a beam, but do
somethin
’. If the boss ketches you f—n’ the dog while you’re helpin’ me, he’ll eat
me
up blood raw.
1939
A. C. Bessie
Men in Battle
331: They were “fucking the dog,” spending what money they had.
1942
L. V. Berrey & M. Van den Bark
American Thesaurus of Slang
490: Fuck the dog,
to loaf on the job
.
1948
W. Guthrie
Born to Win
19: I’ll do all I can to stay alive and argufying, alive and kicking, alive and flurking the dog.
1954
International Journal of Psycho-Analysis
XXXV 351: This was followed by a four-month period of “funking,” “fucking the dog,” characterized by drinking, missed hours, tardiness, and “sponging” on mother.
1962
E. Stephens
Blow Negative
54: Those apes are screwing the dog all day long up there.
1967
W. Crawford
Gresham’s War
125: “And meantime?” “Frick the dog, I reckon.”
1967
K. Kolb
Getting Straight
70: Until you said that, I thought you’d been screwing the dog on this project.
1977
J. Sayles
Union Dues
58: You let me catch you fuckin the dog again, so help me, you’ll be some sorry characters.
1978
T. Alibrandi
Killshot
146: “You bet our entire stake on this one match?” “You got it, kid. No sense fucking the dog. We came to gamble, remember?”
1984
K. Weaver
Texas Crude
93:
Fuckin’ the dog and sellin’ the pups
. Wasting time and loafing on the job.
1986
J. C. Stinson & J. Carabatsos
Heartbreak Ridge
125: You hotshots are “fingering the dog” and you wind up killin’ every swinging dick in this platoon.
2003
M. Atwood
Oryx & Crake
328: Now quit fucking the dog and let us in.

2
. to bungle; blunder.

1962
J. O. Killens
Then We Heard the Thunder
144 [refers to WWII]: Saunders, I don’t know what I’m going to do with you…You’ve gone and fucked the dog again.
1985
J. T. Heywood
Taxi Dancer
34: But he had “screwed the dog by the numbers.” He had failed to conserve fuel and he had forgotten about their bombs.
1998
Graydon Carter, in
N.Y. Press
(Oct. 21) 17: I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime and you fucked the dog.
2005
A. Miller
Coast of Akron
313: Last time I was here, the Indians fucked the dog during the ’97 World Series.

dogfuck
noun

trouble.—used with
the
.

1978
W. Groom
Better Times Than These
30: We’re really in the dogfuck now.

dogfuck
verb

to engage in copulation with a male partner entering from the rear, especially anally.

1967–80
E. Folb
Runnin’ Down Some Lines
235:
Dog fuck
. Engage in anal intercourse.
1981
L. Bangs in
Psychotic Reactions
(1987) 348: When they were done dogfucking they sprawled back awhile to rest and pant.
1986
in R. Chapman
New Dictionary of American Slang
: Including how to 69 and dogfuck.
2008
Deadspin.com
(July 11): If I were an Arizona State fan and I wanted to go double agent as a way to get my team fired up? The banner sounds like a pretty good plan. Personally, I’d go with, “Hey Dawgs, Herschel is dog-fucking your wife right now. Enjoy Tempe.”

double fuck
noun

an act of intercourse in which two people simultaneously copulate with a third person.

ca
1866
Romance of Lust
218: Bringing his stiff-standing prick against the root of mine, pressing it well down, he gently shoved forward, and gradually sheathed himself within the well-stretched and capacious orbit of my aunt, who winced a little in pretended pain, but who, by the grip she immediately gave to the double fuck within her, showed how much gratified she was.
ca
1890
My Secret Life
VIII. iii.: I thought of the double fuck without the washing, of the prick in my mouth, and then felt ashamed.—“I must have been screwed and so excited that I did not know what I was about, I shall never do that again, and hope he won’t tell Sarah.”
1998
Suzifest ’98,
on Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.stories.moderated (Oct. 26): Todd and James were going to give Suzi an old fashioned double-fuck.… They would “double-fuck” her from behind…a cock in her pussy, with another stuffed up her ass.
2007
K. Rockwood
Very Private Secretary
81: He doubted if Mona desired such a double-fuck and, he strongly suspected, he wouldn’t be capable of it anyway.

double-fuck
verb

1
.
a
. (used as an imprecation or oath); God damn.—an emphatic form of
FUCK
,
verb
, definition 4a.

1966
R. Fariña
Been Down So Long
244: Double-fuck the letter.
1971
J. Sandford
Down & Out in Britain
49: “Fuck you!” shouts the bearded man by the hot plate. “Double fuck you!” shouts another man back.
1997
A. Hoffman
Here on Earth
37: As usual, the thoroughbred looks right through him. “Fuck you too.” Hollis is astounded at how damn haughty a horse can be. “Double fuck you.”
2002
J. McGahern
That They May Face Rising Sun
75: At the foot of the ladders Patrick Ryan was slumped low but his breathing was growing easier. “Double fuck those for fucken cunts of bees,” he cried out.
2004
N.Y. Observer
(Jan. 26) 2: Fuck South Dakota. Fuck New Mexico. Double-fuck Oregon.
2006
C. Adrian
Children’s Hospital
66: A few things her brother might have said ran through her head—Double-fuck you, bitch!

b
. (used as an emphatic form of
FUCK
,
verb
, in other senses).

1982
A. Lane & W. Crawford
Vals
(film script for ‘Valley Girls’) (rev. draft) 78: Then fuck off! Yeah…double fuck off!!!
1991
M. R. Zubro
Sorry Now?
4: “Double and triple fuck,” Buck swore.
1998
Dallas Observer
(May 14) (Nexis): The way I’ve always been musically is very selfish—I could only do what I like. I can’t sit there and go, “Oh, I think people will like this,” because you’re kind of double-fucked. You don’t like what you’re doing, and people don’t like it, then you got nothing.
2006
Adweek
(Feb. 13) (Nexis): God, did I double-fuck that one up: overwritten, overproduced, over-not-funny, over-not-relevant, overboring, overstupid—over-everything, except over-good.
2007
S. King
Blaze
348: I knew I was fucked, double-fucked, I was dead-ass-fucked in the pouring rain.

2
. to engage in a
DOUBLE FUCK
(with).

1984
B. Baker
Sally’s Anal Punishment
161: His brain buzzed with the ecstatic wonder of doublefucking both women.
1995
Sydney Star Reporter
(Australia) (Nov. 9) 30 [personal ad]: Seek submissive guy to 30 to be double fucked & abused.
1998
(quotation at
DOUBLE FUCK
,
noun
).
2001
Playboy
(Feb.) 41: Later she asked to be “double fucked” with me in her vagina and my friend in her ass.