Read The Last Testament: A Memoir Online
Authors: God,David Javerbaum
Tags: #General, #Humor, #Literary Criticism, #Religion, #American, #Topic
self-doubts of,
297
–99
self’s answer to,
299
–301
in sitting for Sistine Chapel,
273
,
275
Titanic
sunk by,
293
–94
as trivia buff,
40
Twitter account of,
304
–6
U.S. blessed by,
135
–39
in younger, more innocent times,
297
see also
Allah
Go Daddy,
229
“God Bless America,”
135
“God Bless the USA” (song),
348
Goddard, Robert H., as God’s favorite rocket scientist,
229
Gödel, Kurt, as God’s favorite mathematician,
229
Godlibs,
209
–14
Godplane,
202
godsip,
108
–14
Godspell
(musical),
180
Godthåb,
229
Golgotha,
201
Goliath, big heart of,
122
–23
Gomer,
61
Good Samaritan,
189
–90
Google,
334
gopher wood,
18
–19
Gore, Al,
128
Gosselin, Kate, suicidal uterus of,
114
Goyische Delight,
313
Graceland, razing of,
347
Grammy’s,
156
Grand Canyon,
6
Gravity’s Rainbow
(Pynchon),
231
–32
Greatest Generation,
136
“Greatest Love of All,”
109
Greatest Story Ever Told, The
(film),
163
Great Pyramid of Giza, collapse of,
332
Great Salt Lake, earthquake under,
337
Great Wall of China,
332
Greece,
286
Greek culture,
117
Greenwood, Lee,
348
Gregorian chant,
279
Gregory the Great,
275
Griffith, Melanie, out-of-style drinks of,
109
group sex,
17
Guaranteed Overnight Delivery,
229
Gungunum, King,
22
Gutenberg, Johannes,
186
Guthrie, Woody, surprising identity of,
145
Hadadezer,
123
Hagar,
37
–38
Hagar, Sammy, driving skills of,
345
Hagman, Larry, pasta order of,
108
Hail Mary,
219
Halloween, as Apocalypse’s day off,
353
Ham,
18
Hanks, Tommy, poor behavior in restaurants by,
112
Hanoch,
61
Happonen, Janne,
158
Haran,
29
HarperCollins,
183
Harrison, John Scott,
40
Hasidic Jews,
221
Hasselbeck, Elisabeth, prayers of,
113
Hasselhoff, David, alcohol required by,
108
Hauptmann, Bruno,
146
Hayward, Tony,
333
Hazeroth,
89
Head Lice Monthly,
127
Hebron, Mount,
187
Hefner, Hugh, death of erection of,
339
Heigl, Katherine,
335
Helios,
230
helium,
230
Héloïse,
321
–22
Hemingway, Ernest,
255
Henry VIII, King of England,
274
Heston, Charlton,
71
H.G.,
see
Zach (H.G.)
Higgs boson,
62
Hilton, Paris, thought of,
112
Himalayas,
6
Hinduism,
252
Hindus,
247
–50
History of the World, Part I,
271
Hitchcock, Alfred,
232
Hitler, Adolf,
103
Hoffa, Jimmy, as buried in Grant’s Tomb,
146
Hold Me Now!: The Thompson Twins Story,
342
Holyfield, Evander,
158
Holy Roman Empire,
267
in Anglican Church,
333
Houston, Whitney, instrument played by,
109
Howe, Gordie, surprise announcement of,
344
Hubbard, L. Ron,
253
Hudson, Jennifer, song in Arby’s sung by,
109
humanity:
creation of,
8
–9,
18
droughts and pestilences endured by,
56
–57
drowning of,
18
as threat to God,
289
,
291
–92
Hundred Year’s War,
269
Hunger Games, The,
337
hunting,
16
Hurricane Katrina, as mistake,
55
“I Am. . .I Said” (song),
300
ibexes,
93
Ibzan,
120
“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!,” surprising announcement by,
345
immigration,
136
Impressionism,
292
incest,
16
India,
331
Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,
109
indulgences,
274
Industrial Revolution, child labor in,
291
insects,
86
International Gathering of Shamans,
339
International House of Pancakes,
335
International Pedophilia Month,
333
Internet,
304
Iran, nuclear bomb tested by,
338
Iraq War,
139
Ireland,
268
Irish potato famine,
56
Iron Bowl,
157
death of,
46
marriage of,
40
proposed sacrifice of,
38
–39,
296
Isaiah,
126
matted beard of,
127
Ishmael,
38
Ishmaelites,
29
Islam,
235
–46
common prayer in,
220
Five Pillars of,
244
PPB in,
221
Protestantism vs.,
279
as similar to Starbucks,
244
two branches of,
235
Israel:
God’s support for,
99
–100
God’s visit to,
101
–2
in peace treaty with Sumerians,
333
Israelites,
29
Italy,
331
Jackson, Michael,
111
Jackson, Quinton,
158
Jack the Ripper,
144
in change to Israel,
45
God’s covenant with,
42
–43,
44
ladder of,
43
as tricky little bastard,
41
,
42
,
43
,
44
–45
in wrestling match with man,
45
,
46
Jainism,
205
Jains,
253
Jair,
120
James, Lebron, King James Bible endorsed by,
5
Jamestown,
135
Japan, catastrophes in,
55