The Next Thing on My List (21 page)

‘ They claimed they’ d never heard of her,’  I moped.

‘ You should’ ve said she left them something in her will,’  Brie said. ‘ I bet that’ d jog their memories.’

My heart sank. ‘ That would have been perfect! Like those police stings where they bring in a bunch of criminals and tell them they’ ve won a prize. I blew it! Now I’ m no further than when I started.’

‘ Not necessarily,’  Martucci said. ‘ The list says, Make Buddy Fitch pay. It doesn’ t say which Buddy Fitch. So choose one of them and do something vengeful. I vote for the autoworker. Can’ t pick on a retiree or some guy out of a job. That’ d be low.’

Susan was appalled. ‘ And arbitrarily playing a trick on someone because he happens to have the right name isn’ t?’

‘ Susan’ s right,’  I said reluctantly.

‘ It doesn’ t have to be real mean,’  Brie suggested. ‘ You could do something a little mean. Like short-sheet his bed.’

‘ Right. I’ m going to fly to Michigan to short-sheet a guy’ s bed.’

She shrugged. ‘ All I know is that I’ d hate it. Gotta stretch my legs at night. Otherwise they cramp up.’

‘ We’ ll back-burner this one, I guess.’  I sighed. ‘ Sebastian told me his PIs would keep working on it. Plus I contacted Troy Jones to see if he’ d ask around one more time. Somebody Marissa knew must be able to tell us who this guy is. Which now brings us to number fifteen on the list. I have to take Mom and Grandma to see Wayne Newton in Las Vegas.’

‘ Your mom and grandma or hers?’  Brie asked.

‘ Hers.’

Susan’ s brows furrowed. ‘ Are you sure Wayne Newton is in Vegas?’

‘ He has a regular gig there,’  Martucci answered, and then opened his eyes wide in protest. ‘ Don’ t all of you smirk at me. It’ s common knowledge.’

‘ It is,’  I agreed. ‘ There are tickets still available for his weekend shows during the next few months.’

Brie guffawed. ‘ That’ s a shocker.’

‘ And,’  I continued, ‘ at my request, Troy checked with his mom and grandma. They’ re going to make themselves available for whatever date works for me. He says they’ re quite excited.’

‘ Really?’  Susan asked. ‘ I realize they’ re grateful you’ re doing the list. But I can’ t imagine how they must feel& losing a child. Nothing could be worse. Aren’ t you worried that it’ s going to be& ‘  Her voice trailed off, searching for the right word.

‘ Weird?’  I supplied. ‘ Uncomfortable? Potentially the worst, most miserable trip to Vegas in the history of my trips to Vegas, and that includes the time somebody stole my purse and I got a sunburn so bad my eyelids swelled shut? Yes. I am worried about that. Thank you for reminding me.’

I had no clue how I’ d pull it off. I’ d met them only once, at the funeral, and I’ d spoken as few words as possible. According to Troy, this list was such a bright light for them. How could any trip to Las Vegas possibly measure up to their expectations? Especially a trip on my budget.

I started to outline my idea-that I’ d drive the Joneses to Vegas, we’ d see the show, stay the night, and come back the next morning-when Martucci cut me off. ‘ You can’ t do it half-assed. From what you’ re talking about, they probably had more fun at the funeral. This needs to be a party. Keep ‘ em busy and keep ‘ em drunk.’

‘ A party? I don’ t know if I have what it takes to pull off something so-’

‘ Of course you don’ t,’  he agreed. ‘ I’ ve got it covered. I know a fellow at the Flamingo.’

‘ Is this like your friend who runs the gas station?’  I asked. ‘ The one who’ s suing us?’

Susan shook her head. ‘ He dropped the lawsuit. Bigwood wouldn’ t go into details. I don’ t know if the guy realized he didn’ t have a case. Or maybe he was satisfied that an employee was let go. Either way, it’ s a done deal. No lawsuit.’

I hadn’ t realized how the lawsuit had still been nagging at me until I felt my body release the worry. It was over. Nobody else much seemed to care. It was as if the threat had never even happened, save for the fact that Lizbeth got fired.

‘ So as I was saying,’  Martucci continued, ‘ I’ ll tell my buddy we might give away free trips to Las Vegas as part of a rideshare contest, and we’ re on a reconnaissance mission to check it out. He’ ll comp us rooms. Shit, Vegas this time of year? It’ s so damn hot they’ re giving away hotel stays in cereal boxes to get people out there.’

‘ We?’  I asked. ‘ We are on recon mission?’

‘ I’ ll drive the Rideshare Mobile. There’ s plenty of room for the mom and grandma, too.’  He sat back triumphantly. ‘ And there you have it, Parker. A party.’

‘ I’ m in,’  Brie said. ‘ I’ m good with moms and grandmas.’

Susan gave me a pleading look. It said, Don’ t make me go, please don’ t make me go. Susan hates everything about Vegas-the noise, the buffets, the smoking. She doesn’ t understand why people would pump a hundred dollars in a slot machine and get nothing when they could use that money to buy nicer shoes. The shows are tacky. Everyone wanders around drunk. In other words, everything I love about the town. But is she a friend or what? Because even though she’ d rather eat the margarita glass she was holding, she’ d go if I wanted her to. I did want her help, but nobody likes a wet blanket in Vegas.

‘ Martucci,’  I said, ‘ that sounds fantastic. And Susan, you’ re excused-you don’ t have to go.’

Her exhale of relief nearly blew me from the table. I picked up the list again. ‘ Las Vegas also takes care of a couple of these others. Number sixteen: Get a massage. Easy enough. And number twenty: Make a big donation to charity. I’ ll simply win a fortune at roulette and then give it away.’

Martucci and Brie nodded in agreement, but Susan cried, ‘ You can’ t count on that! Do you have any idea the odds of winning?’

‘ Thirty-five to one on a straight-up bet,’  Martucci answered.

She threw up her hands. ‘ Whatever.’

‘ I guess that’ s it,’  I announced. ‘ I want to thank you guys for coming and for your-’

Brie grabbed the paper from me. ‘ What about this one? Number nineteen. Says, Show my brother how grateful I am for him.’

‘ Huh?’  I tried to make my face go blank.

‘ Your brother or her brother?’  Martucci asked.

I slumped down in my seat. ‘ My brother.’

‘ I keep forgetting you have a brother,’  Susan said. ‘ Isn’ t that terrible?’

‘ What-is he an asshole or something?’  Brie asked.

‘ He’ s fine. It’ s only that ‘ grateful’  is such a strong word.’

‘ So what are you going to do?’  Susan asked.

‘ I’ ve got that fund-raiser party at my parents’  house in a couple weeks.’  I paused to look at Susan. ‘ You and Chase are coming, right?’

‘ I wouldn’ t miss your dad’ s shrimp cocktail for the world.’

‘ My brother and his wife, Charlotte, will be there, too. So my idea was& ‘  I hesitated because it was so weak. ‘ That I’ d write a letter and tell him what a good brother he was. Give it to him there. Even if I have to make stuff up.’  I braced myself, waiting for the mockery.

‘ That’ s nice.’

‘ Yeah.’

‘ I’ d love to get a letter like that.’

‘ You really think so?’  I asked.

‘ You know what’ d be good,’  Brie added. ‘ Put a picture of the two of you together in it. Maybe from when you were kids. You got a nice picture?’

My mind flashed to a photo my mom kept framed on the mantel. In it, Bob and I are babies-I’ m lying on my side on the floor, and he’ s making an expression of surprise. My mom said he used to do that to me when I’ d first learned how to sit. He’ d tip me over and then pretend it was an accident.

‘ I’ m not sure about the picture,’  I said.

As I tucked the wet, salsa-stained list in my purse-good thing I hadn’ t brought out the original-a baritone voice so deep that it nearly vibrated my chair said behind me, ‘ Pardon me‘

I turned around to see a man the size of a tank and the color of hot coffee who was flashing a smile so striking that it was making other parts of me vibrate& until I realized that the killer grin was aimed at Brie. ‘ There’ s been a terrible mistake,’  he said smoothly. ‘ I’ ll have to talk to the bar owner. Because how could they be so foolish as to hide such a lovely lady away in a corner?’

‘ Crying shame, ain’ t it?’  Brie agreed.

He held up a karaoke list book. ‘ Perhaps& a duet?’

She grabbed her purse and slid off her chair. Then she took his hand and walked away without so much as a glance good-bye.

‘ I’ d better get going, too,’  Susan said. ‘ You want a ride?’

We left Martucci to cheer Brie on, both of us blinking from the sunlight when we walked outside. It’ d been so dark in the bar, it was easy to forget it was only six o’ clock.

As we walked to the car, Susan said, ‘ I can’ t believe you’ re going to Las Vegas with Martucci. He’ s so’ -she wrinkled her nose-’ smarmy. And what’ s with that little ponytail?’

‘ Rattail.’

‘ It looks like a caterpillar crawling up his neck.’

‘ Aw, Martucci’ s not so bad once you get to know him,’  I said. ‘ He’ s just rough around the edges.’

Chapter 17

M artucci twisted, hands on his waist, warming up for the run. The morning of the 5K race was cool, with a gray, heavy sky that we at the beach call haze but anywhere else they’ d call drizzle. ‘ Here we are. Together again. Can’ t get enough of me, can you, Parker.’

‘ You consume my every waking thought,’  I replied, pulling my leg behind me to stretch my thigh muscle.

‘ Damn. Not in the dreams yet. It’ ll happen& only a matter of time.’

I’ d worn a tank top, stretchy shorts, and a sports bra so industrial that it could hold the lid on a boiling pot. Martucci was in a similar outfit-only minus the bra and with a terrycloth band around his head. Later, when the sun peeked through the gloom I’ d be glad not to be overdressed, but for now I had shivers and goose bumps all over. Or maybe that was the thought of Martucci showing up in my dreams.

Hundreds of people stretched and jogged in place around us. The race was due to start in fifteen minutes. It would begin at the pier in Manhattan Beach and then proceed through town-a town, I noticed on the drive over, that was much hillier than I’ d remembered. I hadn’ t encountered anyone from my cheering section yet, but they’ d promised to be there, standing near the finish line so we could go to breakfast after the race. Not only was Susan bringing her family, but Kip and Sebastian were coming, stopping to pick up Deedee on the way.

‘ By the way, we’ re set for Vegas,’  Martucci said. ‘ I scored rooms at the Flamingo.’

‘ Oh, good!’

‘ Last weekend in June. Friday and Saturday night. My contact there coughed up three rooms. I figure that’ s a room for me, one for you and Brie to share, and one for Mom and Grandma.’

‘ Perfect.’

‘ Damn shame I couldn’ t swing getting you your own room-you about to be a mother and all. You need to find a stud and have a last fling.’

‘ Forget it. There will be no flinging.’

‘ I don’ t know& from what I hear, babies suck up a lot of your energy. It could be a long time before you get any action. Maybe months.’

Months? Ha! ‘ I once went three years without sex,’  I said.

I might as well have slapped him. His eyes welled up. ‘ My God. How did you stand it?’  His hand grasped my shoulder as he said earnestly, ‘ We’ re friends, and I want you to understand that I’ m here for you. And that I’ m not above a mercy fuck.’

‘ Thanks. I can’ t tell you how much I appreciate the offer. But I’ m going to Vegas for one reason and one reason only: to get things done on the list. Anything else is-’

Before I could finish, a kid bumped into Martucci and sent him stumbling into me. ‘ Watch it, buddy!’  he snapped.

‘ Dude, it was an accident.’  The kid appeared to be about ten years old, with red hair, wiry limbs, and wall-to-wall freckles on his face. ‘ You okay?’

‘ He’ s fine,’  I said. ‘ He didn’ t mean to yell.’

‘ Yes, I did,’  Martucci snarled. ‘ Crap. My ankle’ s twisted.’  He sat on the ground to examine his ankle, and the boy bent over him. Above the race number he wore on his back he’ d written in thick marker ‘ Flash.’

‘ Flash?’  I asked. ‘ What’ s with that?’

He turned to me with a smile. ‘ That’ s what my dad calls me. ‘ Cause I’ m so fast.’

Martucci motioned to the boy to help him up. ‘ I saw a guy selling sodas by the pier. I’ m going to see if he has ice.’

‘ I’ ll go,’  the boy said, and he was off, as they say, in a flash. Minutes later, he returned with cupfuls of ice and paper towels. We wrapped Martucci’ s ankle.

‘ Is it a sprain?’  I asked. ‘ Should we hop you to a medic?’

‘ It’ ll be fine, but I’ ll need to keep off it,’  he said to me. ‘ Afraid you’ re on your own for the race.’

‘ On my own?’  Hands on hips, I gazed bleakly up at the hills. ‘ Boy, I wished we’ d trained on hills.’

‘ You never ran hills?’  Flash asked.

‘ Not a one. Not so much as an incline. Plus, I’ m used to this guy barking orders at me,’  I said, tipping my head toward Martucci.

‘ What’ s your time?’  the boy asked.

‘ I’ m running a nine-minute mile.’

He nodded, considering it. ‘ Be right back.’

The race organizers started lining people up to start, so I did my final stretches. Martucci coached me from the curb. ‘ Keep your pace. When you get to a hill, you’ re naturally going to slow down. Don’ t let it intimidate you. And nothing flashy, Parker. You just want to make it to the finish line.’

‘ Got it.’

He held out a fist to me. When I stared at him, perplexed, he said, ‘ You’ re supposed to tap my hand with yours. Like ‘ rock’  in rock-paper-scissors. It’ s a jock thing.’

Jeez, what happened to plain, old-fashioned high-fives? I did it, then left to line up in my spot. People jockeyed for position around me, even though this was a community event and not a hard-core race. Trying to ignore everyone, I jogged in place, waiting for the pop gun to signal ‘ go,’  when the boy came up next to me.

‘ Hey, Flash,’  I greeted him. ‘ What’ s up?’

‘ Don’ t jog so hard right now. Move back and forth a little bit or you’ ll wear yourself out.’  I did what he suggested, and he said, ‘ My dad said it’ s all right if I run with you.’