The Tome of Bill Compendium Vol. 1 (Books 1-4) (8 page)

“Yeah. Surprised the shit out of all of us. Most of us thought Freewills were just a myth.” (
Vampires thinking something else was a myth...that's a good one
)

“And a Freewill is
what,
exactly?”

“Supposedly every so often, a person is turned who is able to completely ignore being compelled, even by the strongest of masters. There’s more to it, but the bottom line is that it's really rare. In fact, I don't think it's happened in a long time. If even James thought you were a myth, that says something. You're kind of like the vampire equivalent of finding a unicorn in your backyard.”

Okay, that was something potentially useful. On the other hand, if it was as rare as Sally said it was, I could still wind up on a table in some dark dungeon being dissected by vampire mad scientists. Not exactly a fate worth looking forward to. On the positive side, at least they couldn't willingly make me climb onto the table for it. So, I guess that was something.

She snapped her fingers in front of me. “Are you just going to stand there with your mouth hanging open, or can we go eat now?”

“Sorry. This is kind of new to me. I have a lot of questions.”

“
Fine
. But just a few more. I'm starving. One of these days someone really should write a manual for the newbs.”

I mock bowed, sarcastically replying, “Thank you for your undying compassion, my mistress of the night...speaking of which, why exactly are
you
here?”

“Actually, it was James’ suggestion. Last night, he mentioned we should get you a babysitter. Jeff said it was my fault we got you dumped on us (
oh yeah, feeling the love now
), so voila. I'm supposed to show you the ropes, get you fed, keep you from doing something stupid to get yourself killed, et cetera. In short...”

“A babysitter,” I finished. “Great. Remind me to thank...James, was it? Are you talking about Ozymandias?”

“Duh! You didn't think his name was really Ozymandias, did you?”

“Of course not,” I lied. “So why was everyone calling him that?”

“It's tradition.”

“It's tradition to call someone a stupid name?”

“No, idiot! It's tradition that visiting elders respect the rules of each coven. Since one of Jeff's decrees is that everyone takes a new name...”

“Kinda like a fucked up version of the
X-men
?”

“Who?”

“Never mind,” I replied. “So, James has to respect Jeff's rules, and that means he has to take on an alias while he's here.”

“Pretty much. See, not as dumb as you look.” (
Bitch!
)

“And not all covens have this rule?”

“None of the others do, actually,” she said, lifting her arms and stretching - exposing a distracting amount of midriff in the process. “Every coven has its own rules and traditions, within limitations, of course. For example, there's this one group up in Cambridge that will only turn people who have their PhDs. Oh, and they have to be published in a journal at least once a decade, otherwise they get staked.”

“Fucking MIT!” I muttered to myself. “Even their vampires are elitist fuckwads,”

“What was that?”

“Nothing important. So, if one of Night Razor's...sorry...
Jeff's
rules is that everyone takes on a new identity, then why don't you have one? So far, all I've heard people call you is ‘Sally.’ That's downright pedestrian compared to Night GAYzor.”

Sally chuckled for a moment at my joke (
hey, she got me killed, but that’s no reason to stop putting the moves on her
) and then said, “That
is
my coven name, or at least part of it.”

“What’s the rest?”

“It's stupid. Jeff gave it to me. It's lame, even by his standards.”

“What is it? I promise not to laugh.”

She paused as if debating giving me an answer, but finally replied, “Sunset. My name is
Sally Sunset
.”

Okay, so I lied about the not laughing part. “You're right. That
is
stupid.”

“Yeah, very funny. Thank you for your sympathy,
Dr. Death
.”

“Point taken. But what about...”

“Enough. You need to be taught how to feed, and I need to eat. I already told you I'm freaking starving. I'm surprised you're not. Most people are when they're first turned. I've even seen a few wake up as little more than feral animals until they got some blood in them.”

“I ate some chicken before the party.” I replied, only realizing after the fact that it probably didn’t explain anything. “But I guess I could use a
bite
...get it? A bite!”

“Yeah, haven't heard that one before,” she said dryly. “Let's go.”

“Are we going out?”

“Don't be stupid. It's only four p.m. Sun's still out. We're not going outside unless you like the idea of being extra crispy. We're going
down
.”

“FOUR P.M.!? How hard did that asshole hit me?”

“Pretty hard,” she admitted. “But that's not all of it. Once you were turned, your body's natural rhythm reversed itself. You're nocturnal now, so your body is going to want to rest during the day. Jeff's punch just kind of helped you get to sleep faster.”

“I'll be sure to thank him. Hey, where is he and the rest of your merry group, anyway?” I asked, following her and enjoying the view.

She opened the door and started walking down the stairs. “Not here, obviously. We have space in and under almost every building on this block. “

“The rent must be a killer.”

“One of the perks of eternal life is interest compounded annually,” she quipped. “Besides, it's probably a good thing Jeff isn't here. He didn't seem to like you much.” (
No shit, Sherlock
) I followed her to the first floor and then we continued downward.

“You better hope he changes his mind, or in three months you're gonna be toast.”

That brought me to a screeching halt. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second. What happens in three months?”

“Your protection wears off,” she said matter-of-factly, and kept descending.

“What protection?”

“James'. He put you under his personal protection. Nobody's allowed to mess with you, or they'll have to deal with him.”

“Okay. That's a good thing,” I said, trying to make sense of it.

“Exactly. Otherwise, we wouldn't be having this chat.”

“So, what happens in three months?”

“It ends.”

“Why?”

“That's our law. A vampire can put a newly turned vamp under his or her protection. It's meant as a way to ensure that the recently reborn have a fair chance and don't get preyed upon by others. Sadly, not all of our kind are as civilized as we are (
considering Jeff wanted to gak me the second I woke up, I'd hate to see what she meant by that
). However, the protection only lasts for ninety days. Once that's done, you're on your own.”

“But I'm part of the coven now,” I pointed out.

“So was Todd, a.k.a. Rage Vector. Being one of us doesn't mean shit. If Jeff decides to stake you at that point, it'll be his business.”

“How comforting, knowing that I have an extra violent tumor that's going to kill me in three months,” I muttered, deducing we were probably down around sewer level.

“Those are the breaks. We're vampires, not the Peace Corps. Ah, finally. Here we are. Time for you to make your first kill.” She motioned toward a large reinforced door that was blocking our path.

“Kill?” I asked, even though I knew exactly what she meant.

“Don't start playing dumb now. Yes, kill.”

“Can't we eat without, well, murdering someone?”

“Of course.”

“Then why do I...”

“Because it's something that you'll have to do at some point. There will be times when there's no bottled blood around and no farm animals to drink from.”

“What about dogs, or maybe rats?”

She sighed as if I were a complete moron. “Ever try sinking your teeth into the neck of an angry German Shepherd? They tend not to be too accommodating. And rats...ewwww! Fucking things are usually covered in fleas and shit. As for the killing part, there's the problem of turning your victims. That's a no-no. Problem is, it usually takes new vampires a couple of years before they get the hang of eating without also infecting their food. If you leave them alive and they turn, well, then you'd better either have an open spot in a coven for them, or stake them quickly.”

“Or?”

“Or it's your ass.”

“So that means...”

“You either drink them dry, or kill them when you're done,” and with that, she unlocked the door and held it open for me. “Dinner is served. Bon appetite.”

I walked into a good-sized chamber, followed by Sally, who then closed the door behind us. Oddly enough, it looked like it better belonged in a hospital (
an old one, at least
) than a sewer. The place was well lit and about the size of a living room. The floor sloped slightly downward to the center, where there was a large French drain. The walls themselves were lined with what looked like several industrial-sized refrigerators. And that was about it...oh with maybe the exception of the large table off to one side on which a fat, naked dude was chained and gagged. Y'know, just in case that's one of those details you might tend to notice.

Standing next to him was one of the babes from last night, Starlight, I believe. She looked me up and down as I entered. It might have been my imagination, but I sensed a bit of hesitation in her for a moment or two. However, when she finally spoke, there was no hint of it.

“The
doctor
is in the house. It's about time. Thought you were going to sleep all day,” she said in a saucy little voice.

“Sorry. I had a little issue with someone's fist in my face. Starlight, right?”

She seemed slightly embarrassed by that. “Alice.”

“Bill,” I answered in return.

“Well, Bill, this sumptuous feast is all for you.” She gestured toward the fat, naked, and sweaty...
definitely
sweaty... dude. “He was supposed to be Ronda's date, but he showed up late. Poor girl didn't get any points from Jeff (
oh yeah, poor girl
). But oh, well, no point in letting him go to waste.”

“Okay, well, thanks...I guess.” I slowly walked around the table, looking over the unappetizing morsel before me. I felt bad for the guy and wished I could help, but I was still slightly more concerned about my own well-being. Unfortunately, I didn't see any way I was going to get us both out of here alive (
especially with the sun still shining. I still didn't have any real proof of what would happen to me, but I've seen enough movies to know that it probably wouldn't be the smartest thing for me to just run out and enjoy the sunshine
). Sorry, dude, but I'd have to find some other way to even out my karma. I stopped circling and asked, “So, what exactly am I supposed to do?”

Sally walked over next to Starlight and gave me another eye-roll. Her look said that she wasn't exactly in awe of my presence. “You find an artery or a vein, and then you dig in,” she said. “The throat is always a good place to start. If they haven't already, your fangs should protrude automatically once you bite down. It's that simple.”

Upon seeing that I still wasn't making a move, Starlight cooed to Sally, “You really need to learn to be nicer to the virgins (
Virgins? I was starting to feel insulted
). Here, Bill, let me help you out a bit.” She stepped over to the guy and nicked the side of his neck with one of her fingernails. A thin stream of blood started to flow. “Now, just close your eyes and smell the blood. Take a few deep breaths of it and let instinct take over.”

Okay. Guess it was better than just standing there looking stupid. I closed my eyes and took a whiff through my nose. Oh, this was idiotic...wait. Holy crap! I
could
smell it, and it smelled
good
...damn good. It's hard to explain, but, as the scent of it drifted in, I actually started salivating. I could also feel my canines elongating - weird feeling, by the way. I guess at some point while I was
asleep
, they retracted. I'd have to practice that, but not right then. At that moment I wanted to...no, I
needed
to... eat.

I bent over the guy, eyes still closed, letting my senses guide me, and bit into where Starlight had opened the wound. Oh my god! Think of the best plate of nachos you've ever eaten, the tastiest margarita you've ever chugged, the best apple pie you've ever enjoyed...yeah this was all those combined. I had no idea how hungry I’d been until I bit down and swallowed that first taste. It was utterly all consuming, and I wanted to lose myself in it.

That was a mistake.

I tried to open up all my senses as I gorged myself. I tasted, I drank, I smelled...this guy's fucking B.O. This close up, even the glorious scent of the blood couldn't compete with the inglorious scent of this guy. Christ, did no one ever teach this dude about deodorant? That started to pull me back from the bliss I had initially experienced. What ended it was when I opened my eyes and reality came crashing in like an anvil. Was I really sucking on the throat of a fat, naked...and did I mention
sweaty
, guy?

Suddenly the blood didn't taste nearly as good. In fact, I kind of wanted a drink of something stronger to wash it out of my mouth. I immediately pulled away and started backing up across the room.

“Problem?” Sally asked.

“I'm sorry. I just can't do this.”