Toygasms! (14 page)

   
Noise.
Thin walls? Nosy neighbors? Curious roommates? Controlling parents? Go for quiet.

   
Portability.
Do you want a toy that slips discreetly into your purse or backpack, or a plug-in model that mostly stays home?

   
Design.
Do you like the look and texture of a real penis, or prefer a completely different appearance?

   
Frequency.
Do you like slow or fast, deep or shallow? Get your hands on different units to see how they feel.

   
Price.
Aren’t you worth a few extra dollars for all the free orgasms you’re going to enjoy? Don’t skimp on pleasure—get what will satisfy you!

“The Big Tease-y”

If you’re new to vibrators, start here. What makes this technique so powerful is you’re going to tease yourself for as long as you can stand it. Set the toy to a gentle vibration. Now slooowwwly caress the vibrator against the insides of your thighs, up across your belly, then circle your nipples—just teasing (but not touching) your vulva as you pass it by. Gradually move the toy down there as you become aroused, while making larger “figure 8” motions across your body.

When you ache for more, concentrate the movements into to smaller and smaller “figure 8” patterns across your body until you reach your vulva. Now put some lube on the tip of the vibrator and draw slow, lazy “figure 8” motions around your clitoris, then down around the labia minora, and back up to your clitoris. Gradually increase the vibration to the frequency that feels oh so right.

“Magic Fingers”

We’re going to turn your fingers into magical pleasure points. Ready?

Hold a bullet vibrator in the valley between your thumb and finger. Now turn on your vibe and stroke your pleasure points with your vibrating fingertips, letting the familiar feeling of your fingers take on a new dimension. Adjust the vibrations to match your cravings and rub with your favorite clitoral techniques. Enjoy the
“Side Winder” technique and glide your buzzing fingers vertically, up and down, stimulating your sensitive inner labia as well as your clitoris.

“Double Your Pleasure”

Have you ever thought of using two toys at the same time? Inserting a dildo while stimulating your clitoris with a vibrator feels heavenly—and very different than just a dildo and a finger. Try experimenting with different combinations and stroking techniques, or simply leave the dildo inside you while you work your magic with the vibrator. Don’t forget plenty of lube!

Now try different toy movements, such as a “Figure 8” around your clitoris—or “Twist ‘n Shout” from the dildo chapter. Or reverse the technique: penetrate yourself with the vibrator and rub the head or shaft of the dildo on your clitoris. You might not emerge from your bedroom for a week!

“Upside-Down Rabbit Trick”

Dual-action vibrators are total satisfiers in their normal position: shaft inserted, pearls rotating at the vaginal entrance, rabbit-eared stimulator buzzing away on your sweet spot. There’s a reason sales of these toys continue to hum!

But have you ever thought to rotate the shaft 180 degrees, so the rabbit ears quiver and vibrate against your sensitive areas, now including your perineum—that sensitive stretch of skin between your vagina and anus? Well, why not?

“Buffer Baby”

Many women crave full-force vibrations on the clitoris for toe-curling orgasms, but for others this is too intense. If you prefer a more subtle vibration, try this:

Position three of your fingers side by side right over your clitoris. Place the vibrator on the back of your fingers, and press. Adjust the vibration to your liking, and press some more. This will give you mind-blowing stimulation of the clitoris, but with a softer vibration.
Mmmmm.

Sadie Sez:

When you rotate your toy, any speed and vibration controls in the base will be upside-down, too. So pre-set them before you flip it over!

“Slip ‘n Slide”

Want your toy do more of the work? Start by lubing up and turning on a penetrating-type vibrator. Now tease your clitoris with just the tip—and enjoy your first orgasm before going deeper.

Now slowly work the toy in by gently twisting it so the vibrations lead the way. Play with the setting till you find your perfect ‘moan’ intensity, and hold it inside you with your fingers at the bottom. Now release your
fingers and feel the vibrator naturally start to slide out. Let it go a few inches, then firmly thrust it back in again. Explore different angles, and hit your G-spot by aiming upward. Repeat over and over again with short, firm thrusts, and even use your free hand for tantalizing clitoral stimulation as you go slip slidin’ away!