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Each version has its fans. Many women prefer single-strap styles, which resemble a G-string bikini. Men often prefer the double-strap styles, which connect the waistband to straps that go around the thighs. It’s more practical for guys, because it runs to either side of the testicles and penis. This can also be more comfortable for women, too.

Sadie Sez:

If the straps or metal snaps on harnesses irritate your skin, wear a pair of men’s boxer briefs or button-fly jeans under the harness.

The Opening

Many harnesses come together with matching dildos. And
a la carte
harnesses are offen constructed to fit one dildo size only. If you already have a favorite dildo,
be sure it will fit through the hole of the harness you’re considering. Or seek out a harness that will accommodate various sizes of detachable support rings to hold your dildo firmly in place.

The Rings

Strap-on harness support rings come in metal, as well as in the more comfortable, flexible latex material. Some harness kits offer a limited one-size-fits-all ring, while others come with rings that snap on and off, increasing your dildo size options. If you plan on growing your dildo collection and exploring harness action, look for a harness with multiple ring options.

Head Gear

Headbands that position a dildo on your lover’s chin may look bizarre, but think of the advantages: he can penetrate you vaginally while performing oral sex. It could even become an olympic event! Of course, it takes a little practice and a lot of neck muscles. But all joking aside, head gear also gives handicapped lovers new and exciting options for sexual pleasure.

Anywhere Gear

Popular with lesbian and bisexual women, these strap-ons allow you to place a dildo just about
anywhere! Use the lower part of your body such as your thigh or knee—or strap it to a chair! This allows for all kinds of creative lovemaking, especially when partners desire penetration while positioned face-to-face.

B
efore there were sex toys, there was nothing but everyday items found around the house and Old MacDonald’s produce stand—plus lots of women with vivid imaginations. Today, these items still work their magic. The best thing about sex play with ordinary household objects is that once you know a few safety rules, you can really go creatively wild! The first rule to remember: always examine your play toys for any rough edges. Ready?

“The Wonders Of Indoor Plumbing”

If you’ve got a hand-held showerhead, adjust the water temperature and pressure to your liking, and direct the flow onto your clitoral area. It’ll be easier if you place one foot up on the side of the tub, or onto a shower seat, but be sure to keep your balance! The faster the flow, the more stimulating the effect, but start out with lower pressure and increase it as you become aroused. If your showerhead has a massage feature, adjust the pulsations to your liking, too. Many women can achieve orgasm quickly with direct waterjet stimulation. And if you’ve got a hot tub, you may very well know what powerful waterjet streams can do! Please be aware that highly pressurized streams of water into your vagina can cause irritation, so position yourself carefully.

“Niagara Falls”

Dim the lights. Draw the bath. Light the candles. Pour the wine. It’s your time away from the pressures of daily life.

Set the water temperature and flow just the way you like it. Then lay beneath it and let it stream deliciously down on your clitoris. If you’ve got a suction cup dildo, attach it to the porcelain just under the faucet, and let it penetrate you as the water teases you. Your buoyancy in the water will help you glide it in and out. Use your hands and fingers to caress your breasts, clitoris and other body parts—or get a waterproof vibrating sponge. The vibes are so inconspicuous, so the kids will never know!

“Gum Massage”

Whiter teeth and fresher breath may be the slogan for lots of modern toothbrushes, but how many will claim to give you a bright smile from an orgasm?

If you’ve got an electric toothbrush, you’ve also got an excellent vibrator all charged up and ready to go! Just cover the bristles with some plastic wrap or a condom, or bypass the brush
and use the back of the vibrating tip on your clitoris. Electric toothbrushes only have one speed; hopefully it’ll be the right frequency for you.

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