Train Man (22 page)

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Authors: Nakano Hitori

410 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 02/04/04 22:48

all right then you’ll be telling her tomorrow

>>406 exact same words only change her for you

 

416 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 02/04/04 22:51

>>410

impossible . . .

her friend will be there tomorrow anyway

444 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 02/04/04 23:17

We’ve already set the time and place

but there’s no end in sight for our e-mails

470 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 02/04/04 23:38

‘Do you wanna see my dog?’

she asketh. How best to respondeth.

474 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 02/04/04 23:40

> she asketh. How best to respondeth.

. . . you is thick

482 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 02/04/04 23:44

OK, I admit it. At first, I thought Train Man was a wimp. I mean, he was taking forever just to work up the courage to call and thank her but I thought we should stick by him and cheer him on. But now he’s gone further than I could have imagined. Looks like I’ll always be a step behind . . .

 

493 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 02/04/04 23:48

dog pic cometh-----!!!!!

cute looking doggie.

as always, I wonder if this is a dream

I’ve completely changed from what I was a month ago

please don’t let me wake up from this dream

539 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 00:05

What must it be like to get this much support on 2ch maybe we’ll morph into something special if they get it on.

I reckon we could end up being the unsung heroes (´A`)

543 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 00:06

Hey, people!

Don’t you get the jitters every time you call a girl?

I do!

I’m not proud of it but I get it bad!

so bad I’m jealous of el Tren’s strength . . . .

 

567 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 03/04/04 00:18

Done. Went along nicely. Even talked about films

I turned my phone off

I’m lending her a DVD.

571 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 00:20

>>567

man, you own a fancy schmancy DVD. . . ..

 

686 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 03/04/04 11:11

good morning

I reckon I’ll leave the house early today

687 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 11:13

>>Mista Tren

laters

your heart ready?

 

691 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 03/04/04 11:19

just checked to make sure the disc was in the DVD

694 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 11:23

check for random hairs on the case . . .

 

697 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 03/04/04 11:41

>>694

check.

I actually have to go buy a bag so I can take the DVD.

701 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 11:55

>>697

practicality comes second

design is of most importance

I’m getting a bit worried

 

706 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 03/04/04 12:20

I’m off!

I’ll think carefully about the bag!

laters

Train Man’s second time out on the battlefield couldn’t even compare to his first time. Even as the clock ticked precariously close to midnight there was no sign of Train Man’s return. While they waited, a heated discussion went on as the netizens imagined Hermes as a round and soft type or a sharp and beauty-conscious type. Just as their imaginations were about to take off, Train Man returned.

732 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 19:52

You think the bomb will drop in the next thread?

Is it too soon? Or could it even be today . . .?!

735 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 20:01

what are we gonna do if he doesn’t come home today?

765 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 22:42

Train’s late . . .

792 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 23:44

. . .something has to be wrong if Train Man’s not making his appearance at this time of night . . .

The bomb shelter ain’t ready! What’re you waitin for, get movin’!

797 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 23:46

hold off on the bomb shelter and focus on piling sandbags . . .

and step on it with the anti-aircraft missiles!

It’d be way too late if we wait for the bombers . . . .

804 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 23:52

Shit. I was hiding in the dugout when they came at me with a flame-thrower

Stop it! I ain’t who you think I am coz it’s my world that’s.anlouajhafuhg@;;

 

807 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 03/04/04 23:53

Just got in.

I’ll give the full report later

Me tired.

808 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 23:53

>>807

Welcome home--!!

815 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 03/04/04 23:55

You’re back -------! Yeaaaaaaah

Welcome home!

832 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 04/04/04 00:01

attention everybody!!!

Got to survive the first wave of defensive aerial bombing coming our way!

Landing force take your positions! We will not be defeated!

 

852 Name: Train Man ♦ SgHguKHEFY Post Date: 04/04/04 00:13

So, I went out to get a bag to carry the Matrix DVD with me. I basically thought it’d be ok if it was big enough for the DVD so I bought a nice little bag like I’ve never bought before. I guess it’s what’s called a tote bag. I bought it and went straight to where we were going to meet.

I got there 30 minutes early.

I waited for 30 minutes in place.

Just like last time, she was just a little bit late.

No joke, she was just as cute as the last time. Made me wanna rise to the occasion if you know what I mean.

She had on a denim jacket and a skirt layered in whites and pinks.

She looked much younger than last time.

. . . and she was wearing pig tails!!!!!

My favourite

not to mention her make-up which looked much more carefully applied this time . . .

‘Sorry I’m late’ she bounced over to me.

‘No worries at all.’

Her friend was running late so we decided the two of us should head to the restaurant first.

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