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could a techie casual dude like myself pay a visit?

213 Name: Mr Anonymous Post Date: 04/04/19 17:36

Ginza

Curious Spring Affair?

Numerous Single Men Lose Consciousness at Department Store Tea Salon

There have been numerous reports about single men visiting the Tea Salon in the Matsuzakaya Department Store in the Ginza district whom faint upon arrival, one after the next.There have been a total of 16 men reported to have fainted by early evening today but causes have been largely unknown. Then men whom fainted have no known connection to each other and the only unifying thread between them seems to be that they are all single. Amongst the unconscious were some who mouthed incoherent words as ‘Hermes’ ‘Train’ and ‘Dhalsim’ but all were transported to a mid-city hospital.

The Matsuzakaya spokesperson struggled to explain what had transpired.

‘They were certainly not the type of customer we are used to seeing in our store and we have no idea what happened or how to even comment on the incident.’ The random and wholly unexpected happenings that transpired one after the next in an otherwise peaceful environment gave customers pause for thought as they looked on with concern.

214 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 17:36

does this mean that I should speed off to the Benoist Salon

with miniature models of Hermes and Train?

217 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 17:40

>>199 are you falling in love with Hermes?

225 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 17:48

I think it’s not just expensive but rare

>>212

Indeed, I think it’s best not to go as you are

I put a suit on

>>214

you definitely need to go for a gentlemanly sure of yourself approach or you’ll drown in the completely incompatible vibe of the place, and I definitely would not recommend simulating Mr Tren a-panting heavily

>>217

If Mr Tren-tren isn’t going to declare his love then I just may have to step up to the task ;y=—

280 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 18:15

but hey, is any of this tea talk gonna come in handy one day?

309 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 18:29

if the tea and coffee boards caught a glimpse of our responses here . . . benwaaaaaaahhhhh (´A`)

352 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 18:49

>>349

if you say anymore I’m going to spontaneously combust

353 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 18:49

this face

shit, you lucky dog

369 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:00

If you add Princess Hermes+made and poured by her+just the two of you alone+teacup set all together then if it was me, I’d probably just die from happiness and yumminess. Hail to Benoist.

Who cares if its dumb or silly or whateva because nothing compares . . .

376 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:05

hurry up and come out with it>Train

386 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:14

>>381

Damn, you think you’re a man?

If you really like her then you keep telling her so over and over and over again even when she says no. Go for it!

387 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:14

Afraid of being dumped and then her distancing herself??? For god’s sake, what are you, still in school????

394 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:17

>>381

don’t be rushed

if you’re maintaining a steady pace with these dates and have a good vibe going then I wouldn’t rush it. Unless of course it’s dragging on for 6 months or a year . . . that would be a different story.

401 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:19

I think you’ll reach a point where you won’t be able to keep it in any longer.

And that’s when you’ll tell her how you feel.

Don’t force it.

Gotta take it easy, yeah?

417 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:24

Isn’t it your turn to have her over?

425 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:28

You still live at home Train?

426 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 19/04/04 19:28

Let’s say that Hermesaloo learns a thing or two about the PC.