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Authors: Bathroom Readers Institute
Vital stats about moms around the world.
Around the world, the five countries with the lowest birthrates (births per thousand of population) were:
Bulgaria | 8.02 |
Latvia | 8.55 |
Germany | 8.60 |
Czech Republic | 9.01 |
Italy | 9.18 |
Around the world, the five countries with the highest birthrates were all developing nations:
Niger | 49.54 |
Mali | 47.79 |
Chad | 47.06 |
Uganda | 46.57 |
Somalia | 46.42 |
Source: 2003 CIA World Factbook |
You might be surprised! One essential of a good place for mothering is the likelihood of having a healthy baby.
In 2003, the ten countries with the lowest infant mortality rates per thousand live births were:
Japan | 3.30 |
Sweden | 3.42 |
Iceland | 3.50 |
Singapore | 3.57 |
Finland | 3.73 |
Netherlands | 4.26 |
Germany | 4.23 |
Andorra | 4.06 |
Norway | 3.87 |
Netherlands | 4.26 |
The six countries with highest life expectancy for moms (and dads) in 2002 were:
Andorra | 83.5 |
Macau | 81.87 |
San Marino | 81.4 |
Japan | 80.9 |
Singapore | 80.4 |
Australia | 80.1 |
Source: 2003 CIA World Factbook |
In 2002 Save the Children Foundation published the Mother’s Index comparing the well-being of mothers and children in 105 countries. Top-ranking countries have the best health care, nutrition, and education and lowest rates of infant mortality and deaths from childbirth. The three top-ranked countries were:
1. Switzerland
2. Canada
3. Norway
Puzzled Moms and Kids
L
et’s see how closely you were reading . . . Can you find seven other celebrated moms and their equally famous offspring from fact and fiction. Happy puzzling!
Across
1
Follows relentlessly
5
Moroccans and Libyans, e.g.
10
Wedding helper
15
Corrida cries
19
Heaps
20
Mt. Everest locale
21
“Lovergirl” singer ___ Marie
22
Ward of “Once and Again”
23
Run without moving
24
Melanie Griffith’s mother
26
Vichyssoise veggie
27
This matter is settled
29
Become one
30
NASA concern
32
Just dumb
33
“Maybe” musical
34
Note after fa
35
Enters
37
“Deutschland ___ Alles”
38
Really lets have it
43
High degree
44
Bart, Lisa, and Maggie’s mother
48
Hard to find
49
___ end (finished)
51
Building wings
52
Marine eagle
53
52-Across’s grabber
54
Misty who played Marilyn in “Goodbye, Norma Jean”
55
Seed cover
56
“Battle Cry” author Leon
57
Some cigars
58
Victoria’s Secret specialty
60
Approximation words
61
Put a new handle on
62
Isabella Rossellini’s mother
66
Taiwan capital
70
“Saving Private Ryan” event
71
Find work
76
Charlotte ___, V.I.
77
Become a member of
78
Disk on the ice
79
Poor, as excuses go
80
Copier, briefly
81
French denials
82
Of the hipbone: Prefix
83
Hose hole
84
Exile isle
85
Gwyneth Paltrow’s mother
89
Bambi’s aunt
90
Arranges again, as food or hair
92
Little dent
93
Comedian-actor-writer Steve
95
Continent north of Afr.
96
Common Bible word for “strike”
98
Philosopher of dialectics
99
Put under
103
Classic toothpaste
104
They go back on their word
107
“___ bien!”
108
Liza and Lorna’s mother
111
Mideast money
112
Is under the weather
113
In flames
114
Davis of “Evening Shade”
115
Toaster waffle
116
Corn or Bible follower
117
Bear and Berra
118
Put one over on
119
Gorilla
Down
1
Oration station
2
Word often seen with “shoppe”
3
Kate Hudson’s mother
4
Beer-garden sights
5
Disappearing rooftop fixture
6
Roi’s spouse
7
Date with a Dr.
8
Religious sect: Abbr.
9
Goal of many dieters
10
Baby berths?
11
Grassy plant
12
“___ goes nothing!”
13
Chemical suffix
14
Former name of Myanmar’s capital
15
Capital on a fjord
16
Snidely Whiplash look
17
Part of G.E.
18
Japanese rice wine
25
___ Bendel (trendy Fifth Avenue store)
28
“Look, ___ dancing!”
31
Winter woe
33
Hersey’s “___ for Adano”
34
It’s about a foot
35
Tree knot
36
10th-century German king
37
More like Lena the Hyena
38
ID’s for the IRS
39
Orient Express, e.g.
40
Actress Hayek
41
Woolf’s “___ of One’s Own”
42
Keyed up
45
Fit again
46
Liverpool’s river
47
Previous arrest, in police lingo
50
Photog’s orig.
53
Poll revelation
55
Golfer Palmer, to fans
56
“___ Cowboy”: Travolta film
57
Short-sheeting, e.g.
59
Letters for Old MacDonald
60
On the strange side
63
“___ care who knows it!”
64
Craft activity
65
Home of the Georgia State Fair
66
Circus star with a whip
67
What a miss is as good as, proverbially
68
Metrical feet
69
Cheerleader’s skirt feature
72
Capp and Capone
73
Jamie Lee Curtis’s mother
74
Muscat resident
75
Started
77
Delights
78
Woodworker’s tool
81
N.Y. Met, e.g.
82
Longest dog sled race
85
Raucous bird on the feeder
86
City near Minneapolis
87
Corrected
88
Go ballistic
91
Up to now
94
Be sorry about
96
“Heidi” author
97
Wizards of yore
98
Skater Sonja
99
Rough guess
100
Buffalo’s lake
101
Farmer’s place, in a nursery rhyme
102
Mgr.’s helper
103
Beatnik’s “Gotcha!”
104
Wood file
105
Prego competitor
106
Plug away
109
Vehicle for ET?
110
Shaq’s alma mater
Answers on
page 303
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