101 Nights of Great Sex (3 page)

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It was one of the greatest thrills I’ve ever had in the bedroom — and I owe it all to David Letterman.

It happened one night when Heather Locklear made an appearance on
The Late Show
. Dave asked what she’d been doing lately. And right there before my utterly astonished eyes, she said she’d been going through this really hot book,
101 Nights of Grrreat Sex
.
This
book.
She was talking about my book!
And the audience was whooping and cheering. “Oh, so you guys have heard of it,” she said. “I especially love The Velvet Tongue...”

Me too! Me too! This technique is one of my all-time favorites, one that I still use a couple of times a month. And to hear
Heather Locklear
talk about it on national TV, to see David Letterman
blush
because of my best sex trick! Well, I just had a tiny little orgasm right there on the spot.

The key ingredient to The Velvet Tongue is...

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...no matter how we feel about our bodies, he thinks we’re hot as hell. Especially when we’re doing something domestic.

Especially when we’re doing it in the nude—or nearly nude.

You’re going to fulfill one of your man’s biggest fantasies by feeding both his heart and his lust. That’s right: you’re going to become your very own version of ...

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...Tell him how hot you are. Tell him you’re right on the edge, but you’re waiting for him to come home and help you finish. Tell him to hurry because things are heating up and you’re feeling lonely for his love. Let him listen for another few seconds, then hang up and wait.

You won’t have to wait long. He’s going to
fly
home, with a bone in his britches. And when he comes stumbling into the bedroom, he’ll see exactly what he’s been imagining for the last few miles...

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...the guy you are trying to impress has been playing this game virtually every day of his pubescent life. He is Tom Brady; he is Tiger Woods – a man who has known for years the power and strength of the hand. And if you’re going to go up against a master at the peak of his game, then you need to learn a few pro tricks yourself.

Fortunately, there’s...

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...The first time I tried this, I planned to let my honey tease me at stores all over town. I figured we would be buzzing at Starbuck’s, humming in the drug store, zinging along the highways, tickling my kitty in Target. But guess what? I didn’t make it past the checkout stand, and I’ll bet you won’t either. I predict you’ll head for home, tear off those panties and jump into bed with your man.

(But will you make it? Or will you only get as far as the parking lot? Hmm...

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This is the trick Marilyn Monroe was famous for. More to the point, it’s the technique that gave me my very first orgasm with a man.

It wasn’t the first orgasm of my life. I had long ago learned the pleasure of masturbation, the same way seventy-five percent of women do. We become sexually stimulated by simply rubbing up against something — a pillow, perhaps a big stuffed toy, but usually nothing more than our bedsheets.

You and your lover are going to add this technique to your sexual repertoire, and along the way, he’s going to discover that, like Marilyn Monroe herself, you’ve become every man’s erotic ideal. Here’s how...

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...The hotter you get, the hotter he feels. And vice versa.

(That’s all that’s required for both of you to balance on the fine edge of orgasm—not quite crossing the line, never backing far away. Because it takes so little physical effort, you can do it for as long as you like. It ends only because you are ready for it to end.)

Prepare for an evening of gourmet indulgence...

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...Leave them out in the open, somewhere in the bedroom, so he can see them and think about them every day. Once or twice before bed, hold them up to you, over your clothes, and let him see how happy you are. Ask if he wants you to...