101 Nights of Great Sex (8 page)

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...Let me tell you, this is one truly erotic sensation for a woman. It’s luxurious, it’s sensual, it’s hot, and she’s probably going to want to do you right then and there — but be patient. I promise, it’ll be worth the wait...

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...Don’t move. Hold your lover in your lap, wrap your arms around each other and take a moment to get used to the feeling. You’re stuck together like Legos now; there is no space between your bodies. You’re holding her securely, and the feeling of weightlessness she gets is incredible, trust me. Take a few breaths together, face to face.

Then start to...

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...Not everyone gets real silver platters as wedding presents any more. But you’re going for true old-school elegance here, the kind of thing they did in the Victorian days, and that requires your finest serving platter. Dig up the one your sweetie uses for Thanksgiving. In the center, place a small white card, folded over and standing up like a tent. When you present the platter to her, she’ll see her name on the outside of the card. When she opens it, she’ll read something like this:

“Go to the bedroom at 9 and put on your nightgown. Wait for my call. And then come find me”.

Wow! She’ll be intrigued and excited, and the night hasn’t even started yet. When she goes to the bedroom at 9:00, you have to head to the living room and break the world record for fastest...

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...No one’s keeping score here. But you want a number, don’t you? Guys always want a number. So, six. Six times back and forth. At least.

Then kick it up a notch...

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...They’re starting to look prettier, aren’t they? See, all they needed was a little attention. And now they’re communicating with their alpha-girl, talking and gossiping about how much fun you are.

Take your time. Take a long time. But when you finally introduce your...

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...The only trick to this seduction is getting out of bed a little early on Saturday morning without waking your sweetie. Jump in the shower and get squeaky clean. Make sure your mouth is sparkly fresh — use toothpaste and mouthwash. You don’t really need deodorant this soon, but if you use it, pick one that’s clear and unscented.

Now for your first secret weapon...

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...after a few minutes, reach for your gift bag, hidden under the bed. Hold it high, and smile. You don’t even have to say a word. Just reach in and slide out
one
of your new toys. Pop the end into...

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...The next time she’s with her friends and they start to complain about the way their men monopolize the remote control, I bet your sweetheart will simply smile and say, “Maybe, they just don’t know how to use it right...”

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...”Oh, my gosh; how did THAT get there?! What a surprise! Well, I guess we might as well see what that baby can do...”

What it can do, of course, is make her...

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...Kiss her and caress her; tug her clothes off and roll around on the bed with her. Tell her how much she means to you. Tell her she’s beautiful. Tell her that you fall in love with her all over again every time you see her.
Do not be embarrassed to praise her.
She longs to hear those words. If you’re like most men, you probably don’t say them enough. She will want to believe them.

But to completely convince her—to give her indisputable proof of how amazingly sexy she is—you’ve got to show her. Ask her to join you on the floor...

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...Your magic spell is complete. She has been bewitched out of her regular life and taken to a place of enchantment; a world where she is ready for anything, ready to forget any insecurities and inhibitions, ready to...

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...there’s nothing more powerful than a trick I call “Popping Her Clutch.” To make it work, she has to agree to tell you exactly when she feels...