101 Nights of Great Sex (25 page)

Tonight’s erotic play starts normally enough... lots of flirting, lots of kissing. Leave the timer where it is when you push him down on the bed. If it gets in the way as you roll around on your comforter,
good
—it’ll only make him even more curious about the mystery behind your special evening.

When your clothes are gone... well, mostly gone... sit up and smile. Grab the timer, crank it to fifteen minutes, and set it aside. Let him lie back as you start to practice your best oral sex tricks. Yum!

Don’t you just love that first rush of excitement as he starts to swell in your mouth? Brush that little devil against your cheeks; swirl your tongue around the rim. Get him completely steamed up, and then— stop.

Is that a look of panic in his eye? It won’t be there for long, because now you’re going to climb on top of him and slip his penis between your
other
lips. Go slowly. Drop your hips inch-by-lascivious-inch onto his.

Pick up the tempo; let him feel the slap of your seat. But watch his face for
that look
...

Because you’re going to stop again. Give him a moment to cool off — and then gobble him up. Nibble and bite and suck, but before he comes,
stop
— and switch again. It’s the most exquisite torture. Each time, you’re breaking his concentration just enough to slow him down, and each time you’re revving him right back up again. Mouth to vagina and back again; keep it up until the bell rings. And this time, give it all you’ve got...
Let me have it, baby, I want you to come, I want you to come right now
...

Did I say road-trip? Running a marathon is more like it. He’ll need no more than, oh, a week or two to recover....

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I
HOPE YOU
’
VE TORN THIS BOOK TO SHREDS
. I hope it’s nothing but a tattered shell now.

That’s because every ripped perforation represents a moment of passion in your lives. Every page that’s
not
here anymore stands for an episode of incredible sex. The emptier it is, the happier you should be.

Can the two of you even
remember
all one hundred seductions?! I dare you to try. That would be one interesting—and slightly dirty—conversation, wouldn’t it? That’s the kind of sweet talk that quickly turns into foreplay.

(In fact, a bunch of readers have told me they keep the used pages from my books. What a wicked scrapbook you could make from it! And what a great way to spark up a bedroom fire: Read, reminisce, romance.)

So after a hundred hot encounters, you’ve had lots of fun, and learned some new tricks. But more importantly, you’ve developed some powerful new
relationship habits
. By now, it’s become second nature for you to:

Create anticipation.
You’ve seen how a simple tease can grab your partner’s attention and get it focused on you. You know firsthand how much better life is when you can stop thinking all the time about responsibilities, and spend a few moments daydreaming about what your partner has in store for you.

Show surprises.
The perfect antidote for monotony!

Step it up with props and accessories.
Fancy or simple, expensive or handmade, it doesn’t matter. When seducing your lover, a creative touch says
I think you’re worth some extra effort
. It says
I don’t take you for granted
.

Be daring.
Prove to your partner—and to yourself—that there’s more inside you than either of you knew.

All this knowledge is part of you now. And I want you to exercise it all this weekend with this one final challenge.

T
HE
U
LTIMATE
S
EDUCTION
:

This one is too big for one evening, or even a whole day. You’re going to push your boundaries for the
entire weekend
. And to do that, you need to split right down the middle. Go ahead, take your pick—one of you gets Saturday, and the other gets Sunday. And on your day, you are going to create The Ultimate Seduction for your partner.

It’s going to be easy, because you each have fifty Seductions to start with. Start by choosing your favorite from the book. Then add
three extra ingredients
to spice it up. You can borrow ingredients you’ve used before. (Did you love that bare-bottom apron from Chow Down? Do you still get a thrill when you think about the wooden hanger in She’s Out of Control? When you think of
that mirror
—or lipstick, or toys, or nylon rope—do you smile? Do you get aroused?)

You can create new ingredients, if you prefer, or make new twists on previous Seductions. Because you know how. You’re the experts now. A hundred erotic encounters later, you know
exactly
what turns your mate on. You know which scenario sent her over the moon. You know the outfits he likes to see. You know how to make her feel desirable. You know to make him forget everything in the universe except you.

Your favorite, plus three.
That’s your assignment. Recreate your favorite seduction, with three new ingredients. Just remember to clear your calendar this weekend. You’re going to need plenty of time to play. (And plenty of time to recover!)

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I
COULD HARDLY BELIEVE MY LUCK.
A girlfriend and I were sitting at the bar of a beautiful restaurant in LA when I found myself face-to-face with a famous rock star. I might have been a tiny bit starstruck. After all, I used to save my allowance to buy his music, and here he was, talking to me.

Sadly, I didn’t learn anything about him that you couldn’t read for yourself on Wikipedia. But his
friend
—now here was a guy who had a fascinating tale to tell. Not only was he rich and devilishly handsome but he’d also lived a bachelor’s dream, and had been with thousands of women around the world. I couldn’t help myself. I just had to ask. “What would you say is the best sex you’ve ever had?”

Without hesitation, he answered, “The Milk and Honey Massage, in Beijing, China”—the most erotic massage technique I have ever heard of. It involved milk and honey, slathered on with a soft brush, and then lovingly removed with an exceedingly thorough tongue bath. Wow. I wanted my
own
Milk and Honey Massage!

I knew my readers would want one, too, so I took the idea home and finally came up with a recipe any man can follow. Yes, it involves milk and honey, but at its core, this technique is about
attention
. Complete, total focus on your partner’s sensual pleasure. Sexual service + romance + a killer skin conditioning treatment = every woman’s dream! (And it costs practically nothing. Seriously, dollars to orgasms, it’s the best value in the book.)

The ingredients might already be in your own home, and if not, it’s easy to find a quart of milk and a small squeeze jar of honey. Tie them together with a ribbon or string, and attach a note to them in the fridge: “Don’t touch! I have a surprise for you this week!” Promise her a surprise, create some romantic anticipation, and you’re halfway to Great Sex already. Pick a night when you’re staying in, and offer to draw a bath for her. Add three or four cups of milk to create a special treat, an
exfoliant milk bath
.

Be sure to set a romantic scene for her, with candles in the bathroom and music on the stereo. And make sure to get an old washable blanket and lay it across your bed. Trust me on this, she’ll be much more relaxed if she knows she won’t have to clean up a big mess afterwards.

As she finishes her bath, bring her the honey and offer her a proposition. “I want to play a little game with you. After I leave the bathroom, I want you to hide six dabs of honey anywhere on your body. Anywhere at all,” you say, “kind of like this.” Squeeze a few drops on the side of her neck, just above her collarbone. Don’t let it run; instead, rub it with your fingertip into a small, sticky circle.

“And then,” you continue, “I’m going to try to find them all. Like this.” Lean in and lick it off,
suck
it off, nibble it off, and just in case you missed some, move up to her ear, and the back of her neck, gently nuzzling and kissing her everywhere you go. Make it perfectly clear that you expect to give your tongue a real workout tonight. “Remember, six little dabs. Hide them anywhere, front and back, and then come join me in the bedroom.”

Find your honey’s honey. Connect the dots with your tongue. Work the areas that don’t usually get enough attention. Knees and toes, shoulders and wrists, breasts, nipples, thighs, bum; pay them all a visit. Finally, of course, you need to focus on your real goal, your honeypie’s Honeypot. And at this point, you should take your cue from my new bar friend, the one with the amazing China tale:

Every story needs a
dàtuányuán
. (A happy ending!)

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F
OR A WOMAN, THIS IS FANTASY SEX.
Dream sex. Ultimate sex.

Don’t worry, your turn is coming. And it’ll be an all-out circus complete with blow jobs, I promise. Real guy sex. But this week you’re going to give your woman the kind of erotic experience she would buy for herself, if she were that kind of gal. Actually, it’s the kind of sex she’s secretly wishing for every time she goes to a luxury spa. Call girls even have a name for it:
Massage... with release
. That’ll be a hundred dollars, please.

Tonights erotic play starts with a tease a few days ahead of time. Send her an email that says something like this:

What’s better than a massage?

You’re going to find out this weekend.

Saturday Night’s agenda:

7:15 Relaxing, candlelit bath (just for you)

7:45 Warm towels, warm robe

8:00 Massage

8:15 Rocket Massage

Sunday’s agenda:

Recover

What is it about towels and robes that have just come out of the dryer? Maybe they pick up some sort of magic in there, because every woman is transported to a happier place as soon as she wraps herself up in them. But that’s nothing compared to the happy place
you’re
about to take her.

Start with a regular massage, with her facing down on the bed. Warm room, soft music, flickering candles. Work her shoulders like a pro... but kiss her neck like a lover. Rub her feet with hot oil... but straddle her thighs while you do it, so she can feel your erection growing. But don’t rush into sex just yet — you want to give her time to think about it while she’s enjoying her massage.

Slowly raise the stakes. Let your hands roam where no professional would go. Keep kneading her muscles, but let your penis glide between her thighs and press up against her outer lips. Slip it inside, but only a few inches, and for only a few strokes. Pull out, and keep massaging her back. A minute later, pull her legs apart and slip back in. This time, let her feel your weight and a firm thrust... then pull out and continue rubbing her back. Then do it all again.

Take your time, alternating between massage, tongue, and penis, pushing her up through layer after layer of stimulation, until she’s standing right on that precious, blissful edge of orgasm.

Then push her over. You’re gonna love the ride down.

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