101 Nights of Great Sex (21 page)

Then I found a
lot
of books that encouraged women to use a mirror and go explore the wonders of the vulva. Get to know it, the theory went, and you can come to enjoy it. And so I did. I must say, it was exactly the enlightening, freeing experience the books said it would be, and I have since encouraged thousands of women to do the same.

But this week you need to go way, way,
way
past that. And the challenge is to
take your lover with you
.

You need a mirror. A large hand mirror will do, but even better is a tall, skinny dressing mirror, like the kind you hang on the back of your closet door. It should be narrow enough to straddle, because that is exactly what you’re going to do. Lay it on your bedroom floor. One small bright pool of light will create a dramatic effect; the perfect solution is a small hooded desk lamp, low wattage for that gorgeous warm look, and so you don’t feel too much heat. Place it on the floor next to your mirror, with all the other lights extinguished. Music is a must, something trancelike, with a hypnotic beat. No chair for your guy—just cushions and pillows—so he’s lying on the floor with the best view of this amazing, arousing show you are about to put on.

Undress and kneel over the mirror. The shadows hide everything but your thighs, your bottom and your sweet little kitty, all lightly exposed and reflected in the glass below. Reach between your legs and play with yourself. Slowly rock your hips to the pulse of the music. To your man, it’s a fantasy image; it looks like two women hot for each other, seducing one another in an erotic dance. Explore your vulva and let him stare, mesmerized, as you tug your labia, unfolding them with your fingertips. A few drops of Astroglide on your fingers makes your lips shiny and glossy in the light, and makes it so much more fun to whirl your fingers around your clit, to tweak her, to squeeze her. Oh, she enjoys being in the spotlight, doesn’t she? She wants your man to look at her, to admire her. To crave her.

Lower your hips so that your glistening lips plant a kiss, and a lip print, right on the mirror. This is truly a double fantasy for your man, watching the woman he loves (and that girl in the mirror), and he will no doubt want to join both of you. And suddenly he can see what he has never been able to see before: You, being penetrated by a glistening hard shaft, but he’s watching from another perspective, too, watching it
being done
, at the same time he’s doing it. It’s a triple fantasy, come to life.

Can you get seven years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? I don’t know. But I know this.
Doing it
over a mirror just bought yourself seven more years of great sex.

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F
IND A GOOD-SIZED BOX
and tape a big sign to it:

Touch —but don’t look.

Actually, your favorite playmate can’t do either, because your special box is sealed-up for the few days it’s on display. By the time your seduction rolls around, only one thing will be more aroused than his libido—his curiosity!

Fill your box with a variety of
soft things
— items with a range of textures and compositions that will feel good against his bare skin. Gather as many of the following as you can: a silk scarf, a feathered boa, a swatch of velvet, a nylon stocking, a sable make-up brush, (kama sutra) honey dust and a pair of satin panties.

I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it! Tell him that his seduction starts with a hot shower. That’ll help him unwind, and more importantly, it will soften up his skin and prepare him for the sensual rush ahead. Help him to dry off and seat him in a comfortable lounge chair, or let him relax against a mound of pillows on the bed. Take out the silk scarf first and caress his face with it. Trail it along the back of his neck, over his chest, and down his legs. Then tie the scarf loosely around his head, covering his eyes.

Ask him to concentrate on the feel of each item as you caress him with it. See how many he can identify without using his hands. Drag the boa down his chest to his toes. Have him open his legs and lightly dust his scrotum with the tips of the feathers. Wrap the nylon stocking around his penis, then slowly —
slowly
! — slide it off. Save the satin undies for the final touch. Pull them snug against his now-throbbing erection as you lightly glide your fingers up and down the length of his shaft.
What a fantasy. He spent his adolescence trying to get into womens’ panties... and now he’s getting off on them!

He’ll say you’re driving him crazy with lust. But by the time you get to the bottom of Pandora’s Box, that won’t be much of a drive.

More like a short walk.

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W
HEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED A
round of miniature golf? It’s been a while, I’ll bet. Well, it’s still just as fun and silly and easy as you remember, but you will definitely have your sweetheart at a disadvantage when you take him out for a round of Putt-Putt this weekend.

That’s because you get to play dirty. And he won’t mind a bit.

Right after you rent your equipment, make one last stop in the ladies’ room. When you come back, hand your guy his balls.
Wrapped in your panties
. Watch the grin spread across his face as he figures out what’s going on.

Yes, you’re going
au naturale
under your skirt. You’re going to play Commando style. And you’re going to win—because there is no way this man is going to be able to focus on his game!

You’ve practiced in front of a mirror this week, so you know just how to use this skirt to your advantage. You don’t really have to show everything. You’re a lady, after all, and you’re in a public place. Just give him little hints of what’s hiding underneath. Place your ball in the tee and bend
just so
. When you line up a shot, kneel down so that he can catch a glimpse of your well-trimmed grounds.

Tease him all around the course. “What’s the matter, big guy? Can’t keep your eye on the ball today?”

Just before he swings, goose him between the thighs with your club. “Is that a golf ball in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” Yeah, I know, cheesy!

Does this little golf course have obstacles big enough to hide behind? If so, take him around the windmill, out of public view, and hike up your skirt. “Gosh, it feels so breezy out here today!”

Give him a big smile and a discreet pat on his zipper. “You’re having a hard time finding the hole today, aren’t you?”

Flirt with him. Taunt him. And, if there are no other eyes around, flash him. You’re going to have his putter standing at attention in no time.

On the drive home, give him a better look at what’s under your skirt. Let him see the one hole he hasn’t been able to hit all day. Torture him just a little more. Make him keep his eyes on the road while you play with yourself in the front seat.

That’s more than enough torment for one man. You’ve been teasing him all day long. Worse, you
beat him at golf!
So show him some mercy. As soon as you drive into the garage, lean over and unzip his, um, golf bag. Pull out that nine-iron. Give him a lesson like a pro.

Just watch out for that last big shot. It’s going to be a wild one.
Fore
!

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I
LOVE
THOSE SPECIAL
“flirt-with-a-stranger” nights where I get to create a whole different character, and then let my guy seduce the new me. I have a couple of wigs I use just for that purpose. For one night I can be a wilder, more adventurous woman, usually named Lola. I’m grinning right now thinking about the naughty things Lola has done.

But dress-up takes time and effort. So I came up with a quick, easy way to live out a fantasy, blow your guy’s mind, and get him charged up for a smoking hot evening. I call it “Text Sex.” And clearly, I’m not the only one teasing my lover this way—Anastasia and Christian “sext” their way through the trilogy that is
Fifty Shades of Grey
. Send a bunch of text messages right to your lover’s phone, describing the sexiest day you ever had. And don’t just make it up. Live it. Play with yourself all day and share your excitement with your lover. Something like this:

Texts from LOLA

555-2839 LOLA
:
U just left & I’m still in bed, wishing u were here with me! Guess I’ll have to settle for the dolphin vibe!

555-2839 LOLA:
I put on those panties u love. Sexy. Leopard print. Wish u could see them now.

555-2839 LOLA:
Parking lot at work. Thinking of u. I’m a little wet...

555-2839 LOLA:
In bathroom at work, wishing u were here, to do me on the counter. Wetter now...

555-2839 LOLA:
Meeting in conference room (sooo boring)

555-2839 LOLA:
I’m imagining u going down on me under conference table. So hot!

555-2839 LOLA:
Touched myself under desk at work. Then licked finger like I was turning page, right in front of Jennifer. LOL!

555-2839 LOLA:
Need to get ready for tonight. Going home early.

555-2839 LOLA:
At home now. In the bedroom. Thoughts of u all day make me soooo wet. Can’t wait for you to cum and get me!

Now take those panties—yes, the ones you have been wearing all day—and wave them through a mist of cologne. Hand them over to your lover the moment he walks through the door. Nod your head knowingly. “
Yes, baby. Those are the ones I was playing in. The ones I wore all day while I was thinking of you
.”

Watch his face light up when he realizes what he’s holding in his hands. He’ll bury his face in your undies, drawing in their overpowering fragrance (of perfume and sex).

Oh, yes, it
smells just like heaven
. (It smells like something a man would live and fight and die for. Something he will want more of, lots more.) He is definitely going to want to take this shamelessly sexy Lola and make love to her, hard and often, and as soon as possible.

And Lola? She’s just wicked enough to let him.

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