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Naturally, I’m always looking for new bedroom tricks to share with readers, and I was trying to find a cute way to get a guy’s attention. Then it hit me—guys just
love
duct tape. They fix stuff with it, they talk about it. Someone even wrote a book about it! My honey
loved
my duct tape seduction. But sister, let me just warn you: if it gets stuck on your skin, you’d better be oiled up and shaved smooth.

Otherwise,
ouch
. Like getting an industrial-strength Brazilian wax. Like peeling off the world’s biggest Band-Aid.

But that’s all in the past, because now there’s—ta-da!—
bondage tape
. It’s not really tape though because it has no adhesive—it sticks to itself. It’s really just cling wrap, but it’s available in narrower, decorative, hand-sized rolls. My first thought seeing women wrapped in pink tape miniskirts and tube tops on
www.lovehoney.co.uk
was “Wow!” Immediate inspiration. Not only did it look sexy, but it looked (and was)
fun
!

First, it’s always fun to start teasing your guy way before your erotic play begins. Tear off strips and leave them where he can’t miss them, wrapped around the car headrest, for instance, or binding together his favorite shoes. As the weekend nears, crank up the anticipation. Use a felt-tip marker to write a time and date on the tape: “
Saturday, 7pm.
” Each note is a sweet tease, and each will put a smile on his face and remind him of you.

You need the right outfit for this, of course—
pink bondage tape
. Yes, you’re going to dress for sex-cess.

Run a strip between your thighs, like a thong, then make a tiny skirt by wrapping around your hips several times. You can also make a tube top that gives you super cleavage. The fashion possibilities are endless.

You can also make arm bands and anklets and “jewelry” out of pink plastic—have fun with it! (Unlike the old duct tape, it comes off so easily!) Your man will be totally beside himself when he sees your outfit. You’ll look outrageously sexy and fun. He’ll want to run his hands all over you.

Ah, but that’s where this seduction takes a twist. He can’t touch you.
No hands
. Kiss him, undress him, get him warmed up, and then... tie his hands behind his back.

You guessed it! Tape his wrists to make him horny and helpless. Sit him down; give him a good show as you take him into your mouth, hard and deep. But don’t finish! Ease off, backing away until your lips barely touch the tip. He’ll be aching to push deeper. He’ll want to put his hands on your head and take control, but
too bad
! No hands!

Move to a chair and spread your legs. Tell him it’s your turn, and watch his struggles to get to your cling-wrapped kitty with his tongue and teeth. You can help him, slowly pulling away that final layer of transparent pink plastic between him and your waiting clitoris. Enjoy his oral skills. You can bet that he’s enjoying a wicked little fantasy: bound and forced to service a woman.

Have him sit on the bed’s edge. Get him hard again using lots of saliva, making sure his erection is completely wet. Now stand up, turn around, and sit in his lap. Wiggle and shimmy.
Wow.
The smooth plastic wrap, so snug across your bottom, is slipping and sliding against his wet shaft. It’s extraordinarily
different
: slipperier than fabric, slicker than a condom, cooler and firmer than skin, softer and wetter than any hand. The wrinkles on the surface of your skirt tickle as they glide over his erection. It’s crazy hot, and it makes him want to grab you, but of course, he can’t. No hands, Bondage Boy!

Stay seated on his lap, but slowly lift your skirt while you shimmy. He can feel the plastic sliding up. He can sense that the real thing, the thing he’s dying for, the warm enveloping goodness of a woman’s sex, is almost there, almost unveiled, and finally...
pop
... the barrier is breached. Quickly grab and slide it inside you.
Ahhh
. Yes. Now he feels heat, and a different kind of wetness, and that lovely all-encompassing velvet squeeze that men were born to crave. This is the Queen Bee Position, you are in complete control. Your subject is helpless, and can do nothing but enjoy the sensation—and the awesome view—as you ride him to paradise.

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T
ATTOOS, NIP SLIPS AND BAD BOY DATES
aren’t enough to get you into the Hollywood spotlight anymore. These days, a celeb who wants to generate an explosion of camera flashes has got to get caught in public without her panties. It’s become so common that there’s even a name for it:
the upskirt shot
.

Probably the most famous upskirt shot belongs to Marilyn Monroe. Who could forget the white dress she wore when she stood over the subway grate in
The Seven-Year Itch
? It only lasted a few seconds, but that shot sealed her fame forever. Thanks to Marilyn, skirts today are short and paparazzi are
skilled
. Another (less innocent) peek underneath a gorgeous blonde’s skirt: Sharon Stone’s police interview scene in
Basic Instinct
. Now there’s a woman who knew something about the art of distraction.

But our Hollywood blonde bombshells didn’t invent this naughty shot—it’s been flaunted by female performers around the world. At the Moulin Rouge in Paris, can-can dancers wore white crotchless pantaloons under their petticoats, causing gentlemen in top hats to lose their heads when the mademoiselles leaped into the air and landed in a split. And in Bangkok, Thailand, there’s a lovely joint called the Doll House A-GoGo. Here young women in pretty party dresses dance with one another on a transparent balcony over a nightclub floor. Delighted couples sit below, looking right up through the clear floor, watching the underwear-free dancers overhead. The phenomenon has become so widespread that Asian men have been spotted wearing
mirror-toed shoes
as they walk down busy city streets. Tsk-tsk!

Let’s face it: a peek up your dress can drive a man head-spinning crazy. Naked is one thing. But a glimpse of actual bare sex on an otherwise fully dressed woman? That’s a gift from the locker-room gods. It’s like he’s getting away with something naughty.

And this week he’ll be getting away with it in your home.

You’re going to be showing off your kitty, so you’ve got to get her groomed. Trim, shave, or wax her into shape, and then look for the perfect outfit for her unveiling. You want a skirt that moves and flows, like a beautiful theater curtain. As with most good sex encounters, this one starts with a Coming Attraction. It’s a simple preview: Sometime early in the evening, maybe even before kids and company have been shooed away, take your guy to a private spot, grab his hand and pull it under your skirt, all the way up. “
Hey, guess what I forgot to put on today?
” you’ll whisper, and then... walk away.

You’ve officially short-circuited his brain. Now he
knows
. Whatever else might be going on—dinner, phone calls, cleanup—he’s thinking about that sweet little secret hiding under your dress. He wants to see more. And when you’re ready to begin the show, you can tell him to put on some music, dim the lights, grab some cushions and lay down on the floor. And he’ll do it, because he
knows.

Now that he’s flat on his back, take a little stroll around him. Toss your skirt around; let him get another peek. Place your foot on his chest and give him a good long look up your legs. Step over his head, facing towards his feet. Dance to the music. Watch his eyes moving back and forth, following your hips and cheeks as they rock to the beat. His favorite thing in the world, the most precious part of his favorite person, is
right there
, floating before his eyes. And now it’s getting closer.

Ooh, yes; much closer. Your knees bend and you slowly sway, bringing your hips and your bottom down close to his face. His upskirt fantasy has become much wilder now; he’s not just looking anymore, he’s
right up there
, under your dress, feeling your thighs brush against his cheeks.

But he’s not there alone. Go ahead, get comfortable. Drop to your knees while keeping his grinning face right between your swaying thighs. Lean forward and grab his belt; don’t undress him, just unzip him. Now give him a hand. And then some lips. His upskirt fantasy just became
your
fantasy, now that he’s exploring the wet, delicious treat you’ve been hiding (well,
almost
hiding) all evening long. Take him into your mouth and start trading kiss for kiss, lick for lick, and finally.... orgasm for orgasm.

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B
REAKFAST MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT
meal of the day, but after this seduction, it’s lunch that will be the most eagerly anticipated.

Send him off to work with a
time-delay tease
— a small, giftwrapped package that he’s not allowed to open until one hour before lunch time. And tell him to plan for some extended time away from work today, if possible. You’ll be taking him out to eat this afternoon.

Inside the package is a pair of your prettiest panties and a note:

I might need these later. Better keep them in your pocket.

He’s starting to sizzle already. By the time you show up, he will definitely have an appetite. If you can snatch a second of privacy anywhere in his place of business, do it. A quick flip of your skirt will settle any doubts about the kind of lunch you have in mind.
Would you like to know what our specials are today, sir?

Now it’s out to the car and off to the hotel where you’ve reserved a room for the afternoon. If he’s not hungry yet, he’ll certainly need nourishment later, so pack a few sandwiches and drinks. But that’s for later. You’ve got other business to attend to first. He’ll be unable to resist sliding his hand under your dress. Men are universally fascinated by the idea of a woman’s bare bum, barely concealed. Let him touch you. Let him feel how wet you’ve become just thinking about his unique brand of room service. Pull his fingers to your lips and lick them provocatively. And finally, when your temperature has risen several degrees, when the two of you are positively steaming...

Turn away from him and bend over the bed. Get into the ultimate “quickie” position — skirt up, backside unveiled, panties nowhere to be found. Remind him that he’s on his lunch hour, so he better finish his dessert right away. Mmm, delicious. And no calories at all.

If he reminds you of the panties in his pocket, tell him to keep them as a souvenir. Oh, and since the room is already paid for, ask if he’s interested in coming back after work.

You’d like to have him for dinner.

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T
RACEY
C
OX IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SEX
authors in the world. In total she’s written 15 books on sex, flirting & being one hot mama. I asked Tracey to provide my readers with her best oral tricks. Here’s one Night of Great Sex in Tracy’s words: