101 Nights of Great Sex (16 page)

I’ll bet he takes you to breakfast at Tiffany’s.

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Y
OU’RE GOING TO RUIN
a pair of gloves this week. And it’s going to be
so
worth it.

I talked with a lot of people while researching this book, and while I wasn’t surprised to find that massage is a popular romantic activity, I was amazed when I found out that there are places around the world where women give massages while wearing gloves. And I’m not talking about household gloves, either. Full-length, s
atin opera gloves
. Wow. Now
that
is something special.
That
is something worth trying.

Gloves enhance a woman’s arms, wrists and hands—some of the most expressive parts of her body. They don’t
have
to be satin; there are sexy latex and leather gloves available as well, in different colors and lengths. Most adult boutiques will have something suitable, or go online to find a pair. Midweek, leave the gloves someplace he’ll notice them, like draped over a chair or by the phone in the kitchen. If he asks you what they’re doing there, smile and tell him, “
They’re for Saturday. For your happy ending
.” And leave it at that.

Saturday, after dinner, excuse yourself and go to the bedroom. Set a mirror about three feet from the edge of the bed and dim the lights. Step into your lingerie and shoes, and then pull the gloves on. Walk straight up to where your sweetheart is and stroke a finger under his chin in a “come hither” motion. Kiss him and say, “Follow me.”

In the bedroom,
slowly
undress him in front of the mirror. As you do, exaggerate the movements of your hands. They are encased in gorgeous gloves, and every flourish you make with your wrists and fingers is dripping with seduction. Extend your arm and drop his shirt. Hold your arm out a bit longer than necessary. Tease him as you walk around him. When his pants have dropped, lead him backwards till he is sitting on the edge of the bed with his feet planted on the floor, and stand between him and the mirror.

Now run your hands across his skin, tracing his collarbone, circling his nipples, raking your fingers up his thighs and continuing to the tip of his penis. He’s going to love how cool and smooth and sensual it feels, and he’s going to be
hard
. Get behind him, straddling his body with your legs. “
Look at that
,” as you snake your arms under his and stroke his hardening shaft, “
Look at us.
” Your satiny fingers on his erection and the slickness of your slip will surround him, and your whispered reminders to watch what’s happening in the mirror will make him ache.

“Would you like a happy ending?”

Gulp.

Watch yourselves in the mirror as your hand strokes his erection. Feel how nicely the satin slides over his stiffness. Take your time and watch his face in the mirror as you stroke him, “
Mmm, I like this
.”

Here’s the part where you blow his mind: Ask him to show you how he gets himself off, “
Baby, would you show me how you do it?
” Assure him that you think it’s hot (
It is!
), and that you want to see what he does to make himself come.

Now, watch what he does. Let him focus on the sensation of being held by you while he masturbates. Whisper encouraging things to him, “
That looks so good... I love watching you do that... you’re making me so hot.
”

Now, reach around and try your hand. Remember the speed he used, and how tightly he gripped himself. Brace yourself for his orgasm. When he seems close, whisper, “
I want you to come for me.
” When he does, catch as much as you can on your gloves. Don’t forget to sneak a peek in the mirror while it’s happening.

Once he’s finished and his breathing’s returned to normal, show him what he did to your pretty gloves. He’ll love it, and wonder how he got so lucky.

Then take the gloves off, toss them aside, and give him
the look.
He may be spent, but that doesn’t mean it’s over. Because every girl deserves her own happy ending.

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I
LOVE THE MONTHS WHEN I AM WRITING A
new book like this one.
Love
them! Because my personal sex life is never better. I’m doing research into sex tricks, talking to people about their favorite bedroom tips, dreaming up erotic adventures and writing them down. It’s not exactly easy. But it means that I’m thinking about sex, a lot. And guess what? That automatically makes sex happen more often.

I’ll bet the same thing will happen to you. As you go through this book and take on these seductions, you’ll constantly be reminded how much you love the intimacy, the excitement and the pure physical fun of sex with the man of your dreams.

So the other day I woke up early and horny. And I decided to try one of my, no, two of my—no wait,
three
of my favorite tricks all at once. It’s a Mix ‘n’ Match Sale at the Corn Store! Buy one, get two free! I dare you to triple his pleasure this week.

Step one: Dress-Up Sex.
This doesn’t have to be elaborate. The reason it works is not the fancy outfit, it’s the fact that you cared enough to take a little extra effort to impress your lover. My recommendation: White cotton undies. White dress shirt, unbuttoned. And the pièce de résistance,
white thigh high stockings
. Ah, what a look. So pure and virginal, yet so sexy.

Step two: Morning Sex.
Leave your guy asleep as you slip into the bathroom to put on your do-me-now white outfit. Climb back onto the bed so that you are facing him—or, more to the point, that he is facing you the moment he opens his eyes. Which he will do shortly after you lift one of your stocking-clad feet and start tickling his face with your toes. As he wakens, slide your leg down his chest. Smile, and let him admire the view.

Step three: The Velvet Tongue.
If you haven’t noticed, “The Velvet Tongue” is another seduction in the book. This is a classic. This move should be a part of every woman’s bedroom repertoire. Once you have gotten a rise out of your sleeping giant, lean over to your nightstand to pick up a cup of hot tea, or coffee, or whatever. Take a sip and hold it a moment before you swallow. And now that your mouth is exceptionally hot and wet, lean over his hips, bring his shaft to your lips, and slide it in.
Ahhhhhh
... Tease him by breaking off your oral treat every minute or two, just long enough to take another steamy sip, and then bring him back to a boil.

And now that you have mastered The Triple Thriller, get even more creative. I challenge you to start customizing your own recipes for great sex. They say that women are natural multi-taskers. And we can have multi-orgasms. This week, do both. (And do it all before breakfast!)

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I
LOVE TO WATCH A MAN SHAVE.
It’s so precise, and so intimate. The wet white foam. The way the razor cuts those straight lines and reveals such smooth skin. When my guy does it, I find myself staring at his face, admiring his looks in detail. For an act that seems so ordinary, it’s pretty hot.

Turns out men feel the same way about watching women apply makeup. Survey after survey shows that they love to see us painting our lips. Maybe it makes them think about what those lips can do to them. It makes them want to kiss us, to smudge those perfect red lips. Your guy is going to get a chance to do that and so much more this week, in one of the most visually arousing scenes he will ever see outside of a movie.

Call your guy into your bedroom and ask him to sit on a comfortable chair. Candles create a flickering glow. Next to the chair is a tray table with several of your favorite lipsticks, a box of tissues, and a drink. And right in front of the chair is a full-length mirror, giving him a perfect view of the show to come. You’re wearing something sexy, a cami or bustier. Pick up a lipstick and stand close to the mirror so he can watch your reflection as you apply a perfect set of lips.

Now snuggle into his lap and kiss his cheek.
Oh, look at that
! You can giggle as you point out the bright mark you left.

Kiss his forehead, and laugh again at the lip print. Pick up the lipstick to freshen your lips, and then...

...
paint your nipple
. Reveal one breast, then slowly, deliberately, draw a red circle around it. Fill it in, until the whole areola is the same delicious color as your lips. His eyes will be fixed on the spot, unblinking, hypnotized. Lift your nipple toward his mouth and ask him to give it a kiss. Pick up a lipstick in a different shade, and then repeat the whole process with your other breast.

And now he has lipstick on his own lips. Stand in front of the mirror and tell him you want a lip print, too, just like the ones you planted on his face, but you want yours...
right here
. Point to your bare hip, and after he gives you a painted kiss, step back and admire the print he left behind. Point to your bottom, peeking out from under your lingerie, and ask for another lip print. Now get creative. Let him decorate your body with his lips. Every time his lipstick starts to fade, freshen it by adding a new coat to your nipples and having him kiss you there again.

Decorate his body, too. Unbutton his shirt and plant bright kisses all over his chest using all the lipstick colors you own. Before you know it, you two will have created a work of art, a candlelit piece of beautiful high-end erotica. Admire yourselves in the mirror, and see if all that body paint doesn’t lead you into some wild fantasies. (Try the Rainbow Roll: use your lips to create multi-colored rings up and down his shaft. It’s pretty! And pretty hot.)

You might discover a whole new meaning to that ancient rule of relationships: The best sex... is
makeup
sex.

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A
THREESOME?
Only in his dreams. But isn’t this book about trying to make your lover’s dreams come true?

Don’t worry, you don’t have to start calling your girlfriends yet. But, the fact is, a threesome is one of the highest rated sexual fantasies among men. In a recent Great Male Survey, 73% of men said they’d be up for the chance at a dalliance with two. And this is your chance to take your man there. Just you and him and... actually, just you and him. But,
shhh
... he doesn’t have to know that.

Take your man by the hand and lead him to the bedroom. Stop just short of the closed door and, as you remove his shirt, tell him softly that you are about to make his dreams come true. Blindfold him and then slowly walk him through the door, shut it behind you, and guide him to the bed. Sit him at the edge and, as you lean into him, gently push him until he is lying flat on his back. Straddle him and, between tender and tantalizing kisses, startle him with a most seductive question: “
What would you do if I invited another woman to join us?
”

Don’t give him the chance to answer. Just stand up and walk toward the door. Open it as if you were letting someone in and then shut it with a bang!