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Finally, free his wrists and bring him to the centerpiece of your seduction. It’s a big mirror, leaning up against a wall or dresser. Put the pillow in front of it and get down on all fours, with your face near the glass. Tell him to get behind you, and “
Put it in me, right now, I need it in me hard
.”

And that’s when he figures it out. He can have sex with you, and
he can watch himself having sex with you at the same time.
He’s just inches away from it, too. It’s almost like having sex with another couple, close enough to touch. In fact, you’re so close to the mirror you could almost start making out with that other beautiful girl in the room. He loves you, and only you, but for a brief while, he gets to share you with that other guy. He’s gone through the looking glass. But this sure isn’t Wonderland. It’s
wonder-when-we-can-do-this-again
land.

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A
CCORDING TO
Marie Claire
, the people happiest with their sex lives live in Belgium. Belgium! That got me thinking. One reason might be that Belgians love sensual fabrics. They have a history with fabric that goes back hundreds of years; it was a giant industry for them, back in the days of the great sailing fleets. And even now they have an appreciation for luxe on a loom. They love silk, they love lace, they love...
pantyhose
.

And it turns out, so do the Royals. Those glam girls of England, Kate Middleton and her younger sister, Pippa, have made pantyhose hot again. No, not the thick, matte, support hose your grandma wore. Sheer, nude and buttery, Kate Middleton’s lean legs have not only made pantyhose fashionable again, but also totally sexy.

While American women have been turning their noses up at hosiery for over a decade, Europeans in general (and Kate Middleton in particular) wear them often and relish showing them off. There are blogs (and yes, quite a few fetish sites) devoted to the beauty and sheer sexiness of women wearing hosiery, in every color and pattern, whole and shredded. I was especially moved by the work of famed Belgian photographer Rik Scott, and after I saw how outrageously gorgeous his models looked wearing pantyhose, the thought hit me:

I’ve never used pantyhose for sex. Not in my personal life, or in any of the five-hundred-plus seductions I’ve written. I’ve always been a stockings-and-garter-belt girl. I posted the pantyhose question on my
iVillage
page, and—Holy Hosiery, Batman!—the answer was a resounding yes. American men
love
the look of pantyhose!

The men I talked to told me about prom dates and secretaries, schoolteachers and MILFs, and sneaking glances up long, long legs made shiny and smooth by tight nylon. My friend Marty describes pantyhose as
giftwrap
over the sexiest present in the world. What a great image!
C’est si sexy, non
?

So... are you ready to sacrifice a good pair of pantyhose for a great lay?

Get your guy to agree to a date this weekend. On the night of the date, early in the evening, start walking around the house in an outfit that you will probably think is unfinished, and he will think is totally arousing. On top, y
ou’re wearing a long sweater
, one that ends right at the top of your thighs. On bottom, you’re wearing nothing but pantyhose. Sheer-to-the-waist pantyhose–a bit more expensive but, according to my sources, the sexiest thing on the planet. Your girly bits are mostly hidden under the sweater, but as you walk around the house, your man will quickly start to notice that you are practically naked under there. Practically, but not
quite
naked. And that is one of the sexy secrets to pantyhose.

Flirt with him. Make sure your sweater hikes up. Have him sit on the sofa while you pose for him, and dance for him. He’ll be hypnotized by the sight of your bottom, your labia, your bush, all pressed together behind the barely-visible fabric. Sit on his lap and ask if he likes your new hose. Kiss him while he tells you how much he loves the way they fit. Ask if he wants a better look. Push him onto his back and climb up his chest. Kneel over his face. “
I was worried about wearing them in public
,” you say, “
Because you can see right through them. Can’t you?
”

Kneel closer to his face. Bring your lower lips within inches of his own. Push your nylon-covered mound against his mouth, and moan. Back off, catch your breath, then push again, harder. “
Oh, that feels so good. I think you should keep that up.
”

Rock your hips. Bounce a little, and let him hear the pleasure in your voice. By now, he will have noticed a flaw. There’s a small hole, a rip, right on the center seam. He doesn’t need to know that you put it there, hours ago, before you even pulled the stockings on. But his tongue has found it and made it obvious.

Reach down between your thighs and slip the tips of your fingernails into the hole. Tug the edges further apart, then press your unwrapped flesh even harder against his mouth. Let him hear you gasp. “
I want you in me!
” you tell him, and soon he will be, his hard shaft ripping the seam apart, the tight fabric scratching and squeezing his erection on every thrust. Your warmth and wetness is more than a gift unwrapped. For him, it’s a treasure taken, a secret exposed. Tonight, you’ve given him so much more than sex. Your actions have validated his most secret hope: you find him so irresistible that you can’t wait for intimacy. You think he is so sexy that you would rather rip your clothes than put off sex for one more second. For a man, there is no higher compliment than spontaneous sex.

Even if you had to plan it yourself.

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“Y
OU ARE GETTING SLEEPY, VERY SLEEPY.
You can hardly keep your eyes open. This afternoon, when you hear the word ‘scent,’ you will have an uncontrollable urge to take a nap. Once in bed, you will not wake up no matter what I do to your body. You will neither stir nor speak, or the spell will be broken.”

He may not be hypnotized — not yet, anyway — but he sure will be fascinated when he reads your text Saturday morning. Don’t be surprised if he rushes to get through with his weekend yard work. Even a hard core workaholic will be looking forward to this intriguing little snooze.

Later in the day, touch a few drops of perfume to your skin. Snuggle close and ask if he likes your new “scent”... then watch him yawn and head for the bedroom.

Give him a few minutes alone, and then enter the room. In complete silence, approach the bed. He is sound asleep — or pretending, anyway — so be gentle as you examine his body. You don’t want to wake him as you explore with your softest caresses.

But otherwise, you now have the freedom to do anything you want. If there are certain things you’re curious about, now is the time to discover them. And off in “dreamland,” he’ll be in an incredible state of anticipation, wondering where you are going to touch him and what you are going to do next.

Undress him. Study all the places that you want to touch. Brush your lips across his eyelids; kiss his neck, his nipples and belly, his thighs and toes. Try to find new erogenous zones; observe the way his skin reacts as you trail your fingertips across his warm flesh.

Did you know that a man’s perineum is nearly equivalent to a woman’s G-spot? Lightly rub this area between the scrotum and anus and you will send him into an erotic trance. Press your fingers deeper into it as you massage a rich cream into his now wide awake erection.

Take all the time you need to observe his penis in its various stages of arousal. If he’s a good boy — if he follows the rules and stays asleep — stroke him until he comes.

You’re actually giving him two gifts this week. First, you’re handing him a truly great climax. Second, he gets to fall asleep right after sex — without feeling the least bit guilty.

What more could a man ask for?

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I
LOVE QUICKIES.
Love ‘em! I enjoy them so much I wrote an entire book on them (
101 Grrreat Quickies
). I think they’re an indispensable item in every couple’s bag of sexual tricks. Seduction and mystery make life sublime, but sometimes you just need a little throw-down, no-nonsense, if-I-don’t-do-it-now-I’m-going-to-explode sex. As great as quickies are, though, they do have one drawback: How do you know when your partner is going to be truly ready for one?

I mean, sex is never bad, but it can occasionally be a tad inconvenient. It’s hard to truly savor an orgasm, for instance, when you know you’ve got ice cream melting in the trunk. And men, I have discovered, are less receptive to seduction during the final minutes of anything that has a ball associated with it. But I found a fool-proof way to determine the best time for fast sex. Simply ask. This week, send your man an e-mail like this:

Hey, babe. I want to ravage your body one night this week — What are the three best times to have a quickie? Get the answers right and you win... a quickie! — Love, Your Girl.

This method has a couple of advantages. Not only will he tell you the best possible time to surprise him with sex, he’s also going to spend the rest of the week thinking about you surprising him with sex. This has obvious implications for both arousal and, um, hygiene. He’s going to be ready for you, in every sense of the word.

So pick a time that works for both of you. No pressing deadlines, no major deal-killers waiting in the wings. Wait until he’s doing something mindless: reading his emails, flipping through channels. Emptying the dishwasher. (HA! Yeah, right. I mean things that actually could happen in this universe.)

Then walk right up to him, unzip his fly, and pull out that rapidly-expanding stretch of manhood. Get hot, fast. There’s no time for foreplay in a quickie; there’s not even time to take down his pants. Just work that thing, girl. Cradle it and lick it and rub it and pull it into your mouth like it’s all that’s keeping you alive. And don’t slow down until you’ve brought him to a shuddering, shaking release.

Now clean him off, zip him up, smile — you know, that wicked cat-who-swallowed-the-canary smile — and walk away.

Don’t worry about him. He’ll eventually figure out he’s back on Earth.

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“Budget the luxuries first.”

Prescription for a happy marriage from

R
OBERT
H
EINLEIN
(inventor of the waterbed)

You probably think your guy doesn’t even notice your jewelry. But it isn’t true.

And here’s how I know. While writing my first book,
237 Intimate Questions Every Woman Should Ask A Man
, I interviewed over one thousand men and asked them this question:

“If a woman were to do a long, slow, sensuous striptease for you and just leave on two things... what would they be?” And the number one answer was: shoes and earrings! See, they
do
like it when we wear sparkly stuff. (And they like it even better when that is all we wear.)

In fact, a quick trip to your local museum or a glance at an art book—especially a book of tasteful erotic images—and you’ll be convinced. Many classic paintings and eye-catching images show women who are
not quite
nude. Instead, they are posing with jewels, and bangles, gold hoops and bracelets, and loop after loop of pearls set against nakedness. It’s a look that is as old as jewelry itself. It will
never
go out of fashion, because women instinctively know it looks sexy, and men consistently forget to breathe when they see it. Jewelry on bare skin is, I dare say, the reason why men buy jewelry. If your guy doesn’t always seem to notice your jewelry, it’s simply because your clothes get in the way.

With this information in mind, you can create a scene of jaw-dropping beauty and sensuality for your lover. First, get undressed and put on all your best jewelry. Hair Clips, rings, bracelets, diamonds, necklaces. Earrings too, and the bigger the better. Toe rings, anklets, chokers, belly-button jewels. Wear as much as you can. The only other thing you should have on is a pair of your most ruthlessly sexy high heels.

Line your bedroom with candles. Lots of them. Pile pillows on your bed and kneel on top of them. Call your lover to the room. Watch his mouth fall open.

In that sensuous candlelight, with sparkling gems and sexy stilettos adorning you, his eyes will pop out of his head. That’s because you look amazing. Elegant. Glorious. Shamelessly sexy. You’re a cross between a showgirl and a princess. (Oh! Do you know where to find a tiara?) Tonight, you are making your lover feel like a very, very rich man, in every sense of the word.

Now take him to bed. Let him feel the cool metal of your gems against his own bare skin. Let him see how your ears, your belly, and your ankles dazzle. How your jewels and your lips glisten in the light. Let him hear the erotic jangle of your accessories as you climb on him, or thrust against him, or bob your head up and down on him. Finish him off. And then, just to show him what jewelry can do for a woman, finish him off again.