101 Nights of Great Sex (20 page)

It’s Friday night. He walks through the door after a long week. Hand him a beer, take his briefcase, help him undress and then drop to your knees—it’s the only
true
position to deliver gobsmackingly great oral sex. Why? First up, you’re kneeling before him, worshipping the piece of him he’s most in love with and so presumes you are too—his penis. Plus it’s terribly politically incorrect and anti-feminist—he tries his best to be the opposite most of the time but it’s nice to let loose his “Me Tarzan, You Jane” primal side once in a while!

Now, before you even think about wrapping that hot, delicious mouth of yours around him, get
your
head around these must-follow tips to give him the best oral sex he’s had in his whole life—all in one go!

1. Look Like You Love It!

You need to let him know you love what you’re doing. Make faces, grimace, do anything but lick with relish and the whole thing is utterly pointless!

2. Clothes
On
Please!

Make sure you’re clothed while he’s naked. This adds to the power play—you’re on your knees but he’s stripped bare, delivering a delicious combination of strength and weakness.

3. Eye Him Off

Make and hold eye contact as much as possible. Most women keep their eyes closed during fellatio, and blatantly eyeing him off while you’re being such a hussy is a turn-on for both of you!

4. The Lollypop Lick

Start by playing porn star and doing ‘
The Lollypop
’. It’s very porn star-ish because you’re going to make over-exaggerated movements. Lift his penis to expose his testicles, then starting at the lowest part on the underside, stick out your tongue so he gets a good look at the action, and give one long, lascivious lick from the base of his testes to the top of his penis.

5. Make Like A Naughty Starfish

Reach between his legs with one hand, while lightly holding his penis with the other and stroke the perineum, letting your fingers naughtily stray around his anus. It’s a hot spot for men, even if they are a little scared. (Hot Hint: The male G-spot is about two knuckles deep. I double-dare you!)

6. Go Nuts

Then move onto some ball games. Take one or both testicles in your mouth, hum lightly, suck gently and swirl your tongue around them. Make sure your other hand continues to hold his (by now throbbing!) penis, but not too firm or too practiced.

7. The Cunning Combo

Using one hand, make a loose fist and start to pump his penis, up and over the head, making sure things are nice and slippery (use your own saliva, or even sexier, get him to spit on your fingers). Now, add your mouth—it’s the combination of the tease, firm fingers and a soft, warm, oh-so-longed-for mouth which is what makes this feel exquisite.

8. Twist & Flick

Use your hand and mouth simultaneously; starting to twist your fist once it reaches the head and swirling the flat of your tongue around the rim of the head at the same time. Flick his fraenulum (the stringy bit on the underside, between the shaft and head) with a tensed tongue.

9. Be a Boy Scout

When he’s
almost
at the point of no return, pull back, fix him with a sultry stare, then make like a boy scout, holding your palms straight, facing either side of his penis and roll and rub them together, as if you’re trying to start a fire with sticks.

10. A Corkscrew Climax

Moving onto the Grand Finale: ‘
The Corkscrew.
’ Hold the base of his penis with one hand and take a firm hold of the shaft with the other, hands facing in separate directions. Start at the bottom and slide to the top using a circular-twisting motion as you wind towards the head. Your hands are moving in separate directions—his head is spinning off his shoulders in pure ecstasy!

I dare you
to follow my instructions, and give your guy the kind of oral sex he’s only dreamed about. He’ll be shocked. He’ll be in head-job heaven. He’ll wonder where you learned to be so deliciously naughty. And best of all, he’ll be more than ready to return the favor.

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I
S IT COLD OUT
? N
O
?

Then maybe you should save this seduction. You
could
do it anytime. But for a really big wow factor, it’s better delivered while you’re wearing a coat or long jacket. You’ll see why.

Set this date up with a question. “Hmm, you know what?” you ask him. “I think you would look hot in a new pair of jeans.” Maximize your impact by saying it while helping him pull off his
old
jeans. “Mm-mm! I love the way your butt looks in these,” you tell him as you squeeze his butt cheeks. “But you could use some new ones. And I’ll help you pick them out.”

“I want to buy you some Saturday afternoon,” you will say. And he will agree, of course, because you’ll say it while you are lying on top of him, still holding him inside you. At this moment, he’ll agree to
anything
—as you well know. Wink, wink.

Pick a shop that focuses on casual clothes, especially blue jeans. Do your homework ahead of time; you want a place that has big dressing rooms with doors, and not a lot of traffic. Grab one item and go with him into the dressing room while he tries it on. It’s fun to be in there with him! You can kiss and touch and flirt while he’s pulling on his britches. And he probably won’t even notice that you intentionally grabbed the wrong size.

Tell him, “Oops, these are too big, you better run out and grab a pair one size smaller.” While he’s gone, take off your coat. Strip your whole top off, slip it in your pocket or purse, and put the coat back on. When he comes back with the new pants...
flash him
.

Woo-hoo! For him, this shopping trip suddenly became the stuff fantasies are made of. Let him play with your bare breasts. Dance for him. Dance
with
him. (Do you dare to go even barer?) Then, right there in that tiny room—with sales clerks outside and strangers in the building—pull his pants down again. This time it’s not about trying on new jeans. No, this time it’s so you can drop to your knees and take him into your mouth.

You’ll have to be fast. And quiet! Make him the happiest shopper in the whole city. Boobies and blue jeans; what guy wouldn’t be thrilled?

One last word of advice: Go for the button-fly pants. A zipper could be, um, a little risky for a guy in his condition.

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M
EN ARE SIMPLER CREATURES THAN WOMEN
.
Subtlety is often lost on them. They appreciate bluntness, directness, and an in-your-face approach. So give him what he wants. Be bold and beautiful. Make him crazy with desire. For you. Give him a hot encounter that he won’t soon forget.

The next time he takes a shower, put your plan into action. Strip down, grab a towel (to use as a cushion for your knees) and go in after him. How does he look as the water rushes over his flesh? Does he see you right away? Don’t give him any time to react.

Run your hands over his body. Wet. Warm. Your fingers glide effortlessly. Let them drift lower to his groin. Take him in your hands, feel him grow hard. Caress, touch, and fondle his balls.

Press your mouth to his chest. Feel the firmness of his skin against your lips. How does he taste? Slowly work your way down his body, lowering yourself as you go. Position yourself so that his erection is directly in line with your mouth. He will be tense with anticipation. You’ll feel the coil of excitement in his legs as you grip his thighs with your hands.

Take him in your mouth. Deep, all at once. Feel his entire body growing taut and listen to his intake of breath. Maybe he reaches down and playfully pulls your hair. Or maybe he grips your head with both hands. Let him. Surrender to him even as you dictate the action.

Slide your hands around to grip his ass. Squeeze and knead while your mouth slides back and forth over his rigid shaft. Is he close? Devour him greedily. There’s no room for shyness here. Bold is beautiful.

Move one of your hands around to grasp the base of his penis. Tighten your grip and work back and forth in rhythm with your mouth. Listen to him; he sighs and moans with pleasure.

Feel him shudder against you, and feel your power to drive this man beyond reason. Embrace your strength. Own it.

When he’s finished, slowly rise. Slide up his body, make it flush with yours. Take over his shower. Soap him, clean him. Leave no part of him untouched. Show him how much you love him and desire him. Then hand him the soap and let him return the favor.

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“Peaking” is a technique that is designed to increase your ability to feel. As you are rubbing yourself and begin to feel the sexual pressure or tumescence build up in you, stop rubbing or slow down, or change direction. Especially do this when you are on the verge of an orgasm. As tumescence builds, bring yourself as close to the upper side of that feeling as is possible without going over the top... then let yourself down by stopping, slowing down, changing to a lighter pressure, or changing the direction you are rubbing.

The One Hour Orgasm

D
R
. B
OB
S
CHWARTZ, PH.D.

Tonight you’ll be practicing a very advanced sexual technique. Courtesans have used it for centuries; whole books have been written about it. And once your lover feels its power, he’ll be begging you to try it again. It’s called the One Hour Orgasm—and, while your guy might not last quite
that
long, he will feel like it does.

Give him a call at work and ask, in your sultriest voice:

“Which sexual act makes you have your strongest and longest orgasm”?

Is he surrounded by people on the job? Good! He’ll be flustered when you lead him through his options, to which he has only to say yes or no.

Do you like it best when you come inside me, or when I suck you with my mouth? Would you like me on top or underneath? Does it get you hottest when you see me on all fours with my bottom sticking up in the air? Can you meet me at home soon?

When he gets home (and I can’t imagine you’ll be waiting long), take him by the hand and lead him to the bedroom. Undress him. Kiss and nibble and suck on each part as it’s unveiled. But don’t let him touch you! Tonight, you are in total control, and he has only one very important job.

He has to tell you when he’s about to come. He has to tell you before he comes, and if he can’t say it out loud, he needs to give you a signal— maybe a squeeze on your thigh. Make him promise.

Then start him on the road to his favorite orgasm. Was it intercourse? Then get him hard — use a lubricant, if you like — and mount him. Don’t let him move, and don’t let him touch you. He can only watch as you drop your hips against his, taking him inch-by-inch deeper inside. Ride! Have fun, and let him see you getting aroused. When he tells you he’s about to come or gives you the signal — stop all stimulation. Tell him “Not yet...”.

If he’s a little unhappy about missing his opportunity, just smile and tell him it’ll happen — if he does what he’s told. Then catch your breath and start again... and again, stopping everything when he’s on the brink. It’s the sweetest kind of torture.

His torment comes to an end after the third time. This time you don’t stop. This time you speed up your motion as he reaches his peak. Kiss him passionately as you hold him tight. Pinch his nipples, force him into the orgasm you’ve denied him for so very long. It will be absolutely explosive.

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I
T NEVER SURPRISES ME WHEN
women write me or call me on the radio and confess that they don’t really know much about, you know,
down there
—the vagina and stuff. It doesn’t surprise me because, once upon a time, I was one of them: an adult woman who didn’t really know what the whole thing looked like, or how it actually worked. And to be honest, I was a little embarrassed to check it out.