Authors: Val McDermid
In spite of the aggravation, I’d really got into the work. I’d loved the challenge of tracking down people who didn’t want to be found. I’d enjoyed outwitting men who thought that because they were bigger and stronger than me, they weren’t going to accept service. I can’t say I took any pleasure slapping some of the debtors with bankruptcy papers when all they were guilty of was believing the propaganda of the Thatcher years, but even that was instructive. It gave me a far sharper awareness of real life than any of my fellow law students. So I’d quit to work for Bill full time as soon as the opportunity arose.
But I hadn’t joined the agency to be a process-server. In the medium to long term, Bill wanted a partner and he was prepared to train me to do everything he could do. I learned about surveillance, working undercover, doing things with computers that I didn’t know were possible, security systems, white-collar crime, industrial sabotage and espionage, and subterfuge. I learned how to use a video camera and how to bug, how to uncover bugs and how to take photographs in extreme conditions. I’d also picked up a few things that weren’t on the syllabus, like kick boxing and lock picking.
Of course, as my skills grew, the range of jobs Bill was prepared to let me loose on expanded too. The end result of that was that we’d been content to let most of the process-serving fall into the laps of other agencies in the city. Maybe the time had come to snatch back that work for ourselves.
What I needed was a strategy and a body to serve the papers.
Shelley sipped her glass of white wine suspiciously, as if she were checking it for drugs, and glanced around her with the concentration of a bailiff taking an inventory. She had only been in my house a couple of times before, since we tended to do our socializing on the neutral ground of bars and restaurants. That way, when Richard reached screaming point we could make our excuses and leave. It’s not that he doesn’t like Shelley’s partner Ted, a former client who opted for a date with her instead of a discount for cash and ended up moving in. It’s just that Ted has the conversational repertoire of a three-toed sloth and is about as quick on the uptake. Nice bloke, but…
‘You can’t stay out of the office forever,’ she said. A woman who’s never been afraid to state the obvious, is Shelley.
‘Call it preventative medicine. I’m trying to get a plan in place before I have to confront Bill,’ I said. ‘At the moment, every time I’m within three yards of him, I feel an overwhelming desire to cave his head in, and I don’t fancy spending the next twenty years in prison. Besides, I do have some cases that I’m working on.’ I picked up the microcassette recorder on the table and flipped the cassette out of it. ‘I dictated some reports this afternoon. That brings me up to date. I’ve included the new client details.’
Shelley leaned across and picked up the tape. ‘So why am I here? I don’t guess it’s because you couldn’t go without my company for a whole day.’
I explained my idea about generating more income by reclaiming process-serving work. Shelley listened, a frown pulling her eyebrows closer together. ‘How are you going to get the business? All the solicitors who used to put the work our way have switched to somebody else, and presumably they’re satisfied with the service they’re getting.’
This was the bit I was slightly embarrassed about. I leaned back and looked at the ceiling. ‘I thought I could do a Charlie’s Angel and try some personal visits.’
I risked a look. Shelley had a face like thunder. Jasper Charles runs one of the city’s biggest firms of criminal solicitors. The primary qualification for employment as a clerk or legal executive there is having terrific tits and long legs. The key role of these women, known in legal circles as Charlie’s Angels, is to generate more business for the firm. Every day, one or more of the Angels will visit remand clients in prison, often for the slenderest of reasons. They’ll get the business out of the way then sit and chat to the prisoner for another half-hour or so. All the other prisoners who are having visits from their briefs see these gorgeous women fawning all over their mates, and a significant proportion of them sack their current lawyers and shift their business to Jasper Charles. Every woman brief in Manchester hates them. ‘You’ve done some cheesy things in your time, Kate, but this is about as low as it gets,’ she eventually said.
‘I know. But it’ll work. That’s the depressing thing.’
‘So you go out and prostitute yourself and you snatch back all this business. How you going to find the time to do it?’
‘I’m not.’
Shelley’s head tipped to one side. Unconsciously, she drew herself in and away from me. ‘Oh no,’ she said, shaking her head vigorously. ‘Oh no.’
‘Why not? You’d be great. You’re the biggest no-shit I know.’
‘Absolutely not. There isn’t enough money printed yet to make me want to do that. Know what you’re good at and stick to it, that’s my motto, and what I’m good at is running that office and keeping you in line.’ She slammed her drink down on the table so hard that the wine lurched in the glass like the contents of a drunk’s stomach.
So far, it was going just like I’d expected it to. ‘OK,’ I said with a small sigh. ‘I just thought I’d give you first refusal. So you won’t mind me hiring someone else to do it?’
‘Can we afford it?’ was her only concern.
‘We can if we do it on piecework, same as Bill did with me.’
Shelley nodded slowly and picked up her glass again. ‘Plenty of students out there hungry for a bit extra.’
‘Tell me about it,’ I said. ‘Actually, I’ve got someone provisionally lined up.’
‘You never did hang about,’ Shelley said drily. ‘How did you find somebody so fast? How d’you know they’re going to be able to cut it?’
I couldn’t keep the grin from my face. Any minute now, there was going to be the kind of explosion that Saddam could have used to win the Gulf War if there had been a way of harnessing it. ‘I think he’ll fit in just fine,’ I told her. ‘You know how wary I am of involving strangers in the business, but this guy is almost like one of the family.’ I got up and opened the door into the hall. ‘You can come through now,’ I called in the direction of the spare room that doubles as my home office.
He had to stoop slightly to clear the lintel. Six feet and three inches of lithe muscle, the kind you get not from pumping iron but from actually exercising. Lycra cycling trousers that revealed a lunchbox like Linford’s and quads to match, topped with a baggy plaid shirt. He moved lightly down the hall, his Air Nikes barely making a sound. I stepped back to let him precede me into the living room and put my fingers in my ears.
‘Donovan? What you doing here?’ Shelley’s thunderous roar penetrated my defences, no messing. The volume she can produce from her slight frame is a direct contradiction of the laws of physics. Don half turned towards me, his face pleading for help.
‘I’ve hired him to do our process-serving, as and when we need him. We pay him a flat fee of—’
‘No way,’ Shelley yelled. ‘This boy has a career in front of him. He is going to be an engineer. Not a private eye. No child of mine. No way.’
‘I quite agree, Shelley. He’s not going to be a private eye—’
‘You’re damn right he’s not,’ she interrupted.
‘He’s not going to be a private eye, any more than students who work in Burger King three nights a week are going to be stuffing Whoppers for the rest of their working lives. All he’s doing is a bit of work on the side to relieve the financial pressures on his hard-working single mother. Because that’s the kind of lad he is,’ I said quietly.
‘She’s right, Mam,’ Don rumbled. ‘I don’t wanna do what she does. I just wanna make some readies, right? I don’t wanna ponce off you all the time, OK?’ He looked as if he was going to burst into tears. So much for muscle man. Forget valets; no man is a hero to his mother.
‘He’s not a kid any more,’ I said gently. For a long moment, mother and son stared at each other. Hardest thing in the world, letting kids go. This was worse than the first day at school, though. There was nothing familiar or safe about the world she was releasing him into.
Shelley pursed her lips. ‘About time you started acting like a man and took some of the responsibility for putting food on the table,’ she said, trying to disguise the pain of loss with sternness. ‘And if it stops you wasting your time with that band of no-good losers that call themselves musicians, so much the better. But all you do is serve papers, you hear me, Donovan?’
Don nodded. ‘I hear you, Mam. Like I said, I don’t want to do what she does, right?’
‘And you don’t neglect your studies either, you hear?’
‘I won’t. I
want
to be an engineer, OK?’
‘Why don’t you two discuss the details on the way home?’ I inserted tactfully. I had the feeling it was going to take a while for the pair of them to be reconciled at any level beyond the purely superficial, and I had a life to get on with.
When I said ‘life’, I’d been using the term loosely, I decided as I tagged on to the tail end of a bunch of girl Goths and scowled my way past the door security. If this was life, it only had a marginal edge on the alternative. Garibaldi’s was currently the boss night spot in Manchester. According to the
Evening Chronicle
’s yoof correspondent, it had just edged past the Hacienda in the trendiness stakes with the acquisition of Shabba Pilot, the hottest DJ in the north. In keeping with its status, the door crew were all wearing headsets with radio mikes. They’re supposed to make them look high tech and in control; I can never see them without remembering all those old black-and-white movies where little old dears ran old-fashioned telephone exchanges and eavesdropped on all the calls.
I’d dressed for the occasion. I couldn’t manage the paper white, hollow-eyed
Interview with the Vampire
look adopted by the serious fashion victims, not without a minor concussion. So I’d opted for the hard-case pretentious-philosopher image. Timberland boots, blue jeans, unbleached cotton T-shirt that told the world that Manchester was the Ur-city, and a leather jacket with the collar turned up. Plus, of course, a pair of fake Ray-Bans, courtesy of Dennis’s brother Nick. The look got me past the door no bother and didn’t earn me a second glance as I walked into the main part of the club.
Garibaldi’s belongs to a guy called Devlin. I’ve never met anybody who knows what his other name is. Just Devlin. He materialized in Manchester in the late seventies with a Cumbrian accent and more money than even the resident gangsters dared question. He started small, buying a couple of clubs that had less life in them than the average geriatric ward. He spent enough on the interior, the music and the celebs who could be bought for a case of champagne to turn the clubs into money machines. Since when Devlin has bought up every ailing joint that’s come on the market. Now he owns half a dozen pubs, a couple of restaurants known more for their clientele than their cuisine, and four city-centre clubs.
Garibaldi’s was the latest. The building used to be a warehouse. It sat right on the canal, directly opposite the railway arches that raise Deansgate Station high above street level. When Devlin bought it, the interior was pretty bare. Devlin hired a designer who took Beaubourg as his inspiration. An inside-out Beaubourg. Big, multi-coloured drainage pipes curved and wove throughout the building, iron stairs like fire escapes led to iron galleries and walkways suspended above the dancers and drinkers. The joys of postmodernism.
I climbed up steps that vibrated to the beat of unidentifiable, repetitive dance music. At the second level, I made my way along a gallery that seemed to sway under my feet like a suspension footbridge. It was still early, so there weren’t too many people around swigging designer beers from the bottle and dabbing whizz on their tongues. At the far end of the gallery, a rectangular structure jutted out thirty feet above the dance floor. It looked like a Portakabin on cantilevers. According to Dennis, this was the ‘office’ of Denzel Williams, music promoter and, nominally, assistant manager of Garibaldi’s.
I couldn’t see much point in knocking, so I simply stuck my head round the door. I was looking at an anteroom that contained a pair of battered scarlet leather sofas and a scarred black ash dining table pushed against the wall with a couple of metal mesh chairs set at obviously accidental angles to it. The walls were papered with gig posters. In the far wall, there was another door. I let the door close behind me and instantly the noise level dropped enough for me to decide to knock on the inner door.
‘Who is it?’ I heard.
I pushed the door open. The noise of the music dropped further, and so did the temperature, thanks to an air-conditioning unit that grunted in the side wall. The man behind the cheap wood-grain desk stared at me with no great interest. ‘Who are you?’ he demanded, the strong Welsh vowels immediately obvious. Call me a racist, but when it comes to the Welsh, I immediately summon my irregular verb theory of life. In this instance, it goes, ‘I have considered opinions; you are prejudiced; he/she is a raging bigot.’ And in my considered opinion, the Welsh are a humourless, clannish bunch whose contribution to the sum total of human happiness is on the negative side of the ledger. The last time I said that to a Welshman, he replied, ‘But what about Max Boyce?’ QED.
I had the feeling just by looking at him that Denzel Williams wasn’t going to redeem my opinion of his fellow countrymen. He was in his middle thirties, and none of the deep lines that scored his narrow face had been put there by laughter. His curly brown hair was fast losing the battle with his forehead and the moustache he’d carefully spread across as much of his face as possible couldn’t hide a narrow-lipped mouth that clamped meanly shut between sentences. ‘Do I know you?’ he said when I failed to reply before sitting in one of the creaky wicker chairs that faced his desk.
‘I’m a friend of Dennis O’Brien’s,’ I said. ‘He suggested I talk to you.’
He snorted. ‘Anybody could say that right now.’
‘You mean because he’s inside and it’s not easy to check me out? You’re right. So either I am a genuine friend of Dennis’s or else I’m a fake who knows enough to mention the right name. You choose.’