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3.2 out of 5 stars

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Fresh Whole Rabbit

ASIN:
     B00012182G

Price:
     
$59.90

Rabbit meat is lightly flavored and has a nutty aftertaste that is unique to this animal. It is a low-fat meat, low in cholesterol, and a nutritious source of proteins. Excellent with a mustard sauce or stewed slowly with onions.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

7,069 of 7,189 people found the following review helpful

Not like
Game of Thrones

By
George Takei
, May 10, 2013

Brad and I were very excited to order a few of these delectable beauties in order to reenact the skinning and spitting-over-an-open-fire scene from
Game of Thrones
. Now, I hate to split hares, but…first of all, it is NOT at all as easy as it looks in that scene. Meera and Osha made it look so simple. But both Brad and my pulling together couldn’t get that damn skin off. The rabbit wound up looking more like Theon Greyjoy’s finger than a rabbit. Second, apparently you cannot light an open fire in your backyard in Los Angeles. No one told us that. Thanks, LAFD, for understanding. Third, it pretty much tastes like chicken.

2,851 of 2,908 people found the following review helpful

Pays for itself

By
J. A. KONRATH “Thriller Author”
, September 23, 2012

I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight. Off to buy a bigger fridge.

3,279 of 3,456 people found the following review helpful

I know what it’s like to be a feral dog

By
M. Rosen
, August 6, 2007

Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long, sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I’ve feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole, and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread-eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine, but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car’s batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit’s soft flesh, and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreens parking lot.

Customer Questions & Answers

So gross. Who would buy meat online? Rabbit meat, for that matter?! And it’s a WHOLE rabbit. YUCK!

Rabbits were domesticated for meat, “Mike,” you dingus. This is like protesting the sale of hamburgers online. Why aren’t people protesting the real hot button issue here, the god-awful price? I can get this at my local farmers market for 15 bucks and no shipping and know exactly how fresh it is. For forty bucks this better come with table settings and side dishes.

H. K. Bertine
answered on July 16, 2009

4.8 out of 5 stars

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Looking For
—Best of David Hasselhoff

ASIN:
     B0000070S1

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$99.95

This man only plays a lifeguard on TV! Many the world over (especially in Europe) are starting to realize that Hasselhoff is a serious recording artist in his own right. This “Best of…” collection is tantamount to this idea. Features Michael Knight’s version of the Paul Anka–penned “Freedom for the World,” the previously unreleased “Fallin’ In Love” and “Do You Believe In Love,” plus a duet with Laura Branigan (“I Believe”) and more. Released in 1995.