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Did You Read That Review ? (60 page)

By
A Customer
, November 25, 2008

Looks like a great gift. Sorry there were no directions on how to make the tornado spin. Took a lot of arm movements to figure it out.

Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

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4.6 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Luxe Bidet MB110, Freshwater Spray, Non-Electric, Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

ASIN:
     B001KKRCFA

Price:
     
$36.27

Luxe Bidets are premium quality and are a great hygienic and comfortable alternative to rough toilet papers. This model is easily attachable and detachable from any two-piece, standard toilet seat. All the accessories are included such as hoses, connectors, etc. The installation takes 10 to 15 minutes and does not require any special tools other than a normal screwdriver. The MB110 model offers great value for money. It has one nozzle and a fresh-water connection.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

Why I Fully Recommend the Luxe Bidet MB110

By
Brian Hamilton
, November 2, 2012

Listen here, my friend; I’m about to portend the soon-to-be end of your filthy paper-only trend. Now I don’t mean to offend, but I highly recommend you let your back end descend, spend the next couple minutes as your rear end intends, and then the water, to which you will send, will deftly attend to the remaining loose ends. Soon you finally comprehend, that it’s time to suspend your old paper-only trend, as it can no longer contend with the watery cleanup of your rear end, provided, my friend, by the wonderful Luxe Bidet MB110.

29 of 34 people found the following review helpful

Promote TP to Booty Drier

By
llewien
, September 8, 2009

Easy to install, only hard part is getting rusty bolts off old seat. Transports your toilet onto the bridge of the USS
Enterprise
MB110. Photon Torpedoes—wipe out Klingons. Sick Bay—bye-bye hemorrhoids, too. Warp Core Engine—can handle comfortable speeds, but when Scotty is giving it all she can, capable of testing the structural integrity of Uranus. Replicator—instantly turned Costco box with 6-month supply of TP into enough TP for a 7-year mission to boldly go where no man has gone before.

210 of 216 people found the following review helpful

Everyone should have one

By
Princeton Dave “Royalh2”
, March 5, 2009

I just received this and installed it easily in 15 minutes. My main concern going in was the accuracy of the spray and just overall quality. Well, I can’t say long term, but this works perfectly. I am a bit “anal” when it comes to cleaning that area. I was a wet-wipe fanatic until developing an allergy to whatever was in those things. Plus they are not good for the plumbing. This solved my problem. It is amazing how that stream hits just the right spot and is quite powerful if needed. I highly recommend this item. In fact I am ordering more for other toilets and my parents. I was also a little worried about not having the hot water attachment since my john is in a separate room from the sink. It is not bad at all. Not too cold. Actually, I think I like the cool feeling better than a real hot flow.

Customer Questions & Answers

Is there an option for water temperature control? I like my water warm.

No. It connects to the same pipe that feeds the toilet, definitely cold. I hear you; I’d much prefer warm water, but so far it hasn’t been bad

I may feel differently in mid-February. Seriously, though, I like the superior cleanliness enough that I’ll put up with the cold. Think of it as “invigorating.” ;-)

Thomas L. Biggs
answered on September 19, 2013

Can you use this item to also rinse cloth diapers (like you’re able to with a spray attachment)?

I suppose you could rinse diapers, however you would need to be careful. The jet spray drops down and shoots at a 45-degree angle.

Deborah M Mesen
answered on September 8, 2013

The Story about Ping

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4.4 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
The Story about Ping
(Paperback)

ASIN:
     448421658

Price:
     
$3.59

The tale of a little duck alone on the Yangtze River,
The Story about Ping
is a sweet and funny book with wonderfully rich and colorful illustrations. On a day like any other, Ping sets off from the boat he calls home with his comically large family in search of “pleasant things to eat.” On this particular day, he is accidentally left behind when the boat leaves. Undaunted, the little duck heads out onto the Yangtze in search of his family, only to find new friends and adventures—and a bit of peril—around every bend. The exceptional illustrations bring the lush Yangtze to life, from Ping’s family to the trained fishing birds he finds himself among to the faithfully rendered boats and fishermen. Certainly intended to be read aloud,
The Story About Ping
deserves a place on every young reader’s (or listener’s) shelf. (Picture book)

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