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Did You Read That Review ? (64 page)

By
Alexa’s mom “Alley”
, August 25, 2008

Our duck can’t swim. We believe his crown is too heavy and makes him drown. But seriously, I only bought this product because it was advertised as phthalate and BPA free, but I mean come on, swimming is a basic skill every rubber ducky should have! Since our ducky can’t swim, we sing to our baby girl about the ducky at bath time. The song goes something like this: “My name is king ducky, king ducky and my crown is too heavy, too heavy so I can not swim, can not swim. I come from Spanish union labor and I was pretty expensive but I still can’t swim, still can’t swim…”

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful

For a duck, it’s a good choice

By
Patricia
, September 8, 2008

I spend a lot of time looking at rubber ducks; it’s my job. I’m a rubber ducky retail buyer. I own this duck. I’ve handled this duck dozens of times, and I have to say that, for a duck, it’s a good, safe choice. Young children like to put ducks in their mouths. Duck butts go straight in, without a second thought. If you are concerned about BPA, then this duck and his little gang of friends are a more natural choice. He doesn’t float upright, it isn’t advertised as such and, in fact, most rubber ducks on the market don’t float upright; they float on their sides. In order to float, they need a weighted bottom. That’s just the way it is.

Ultra-Fine Fan Filter with Magnet Cooling

Check out the real thing:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ARB5E8U

4.7 out of 5 stars

Name:

SilverStone Tek 120-mm, Ultra-Fine Fan Filter with Magnet Cooling FF123B (Black)

ASIN:
B00ARB5E8U

Price:

$9.25

Dust can be a computer system’s worst enemy, as it has the potential to lower cooling performance or cause damage when left overly accumulated. But most fan filters are a hassle to install, so SilverStone created an easy-to-use FF123 fan filter. The FF123 has embedded magnets in its frame so it can be effortlessly attached to any steel chassis without tools. So for those looking for dust reduction for component longevity with increased cooling efficiency, the FF123 is an excellent buy.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

29 of 35 people found the following review helpful

Enlightened Me

By
Yousef Khan
, July 1, 2013

This may seem like a regular fan filter, but it is much more.

The time was 6:03 p.m. on a Saturday morning. It was a warm, sunny day. The room temperature was 76 degrees, and the air was crisp. I opened the Amazon package that lay before me. Inside it was the Holy Grail—a 120-mm SilverStone Tek fan filter.

I was filled with inexplicable joy. I rushed to my computer to install it. Much to my surprise, it was magnetic! It quickly snapped on. I did not even need to use the screw holes. My week was made.

Quickly, I turned my computer on. The fan spun up and started sucking air through the filter. I stared at the filter and envisioned my future. No longer would I find bugs in my heatsink. I would finally be able to live in peace.

It wasn’t long before the filter started talking to me. It had promised me a life of euphoria and enjoyment, so I did what it told me to. Rather violent it was, but in the end, it was worth it.

I had finally completed my last task. Few people survived and thus the filter deemed I was worthy of the ultimate reward. I felt an extremely powerful energy envelop me. I feel a transformation begin within me.

I feel my consciousness shatter into millions of pieces. I am hit by a wave of unconditional love, euphoria, and emotions that a human mind cannot comprehend.

No longer am I human. I am one with the universe.

I am filter.