The Tome of Bill Compendium Vol. 1 (Books 1-4) (134 page)

“Watch me,” I said before turning back to Christy. “They’re going to come after us, aren’t they?” Yeah, I’ve always had a singular talent for stating the obvious.

She nodded.

“Except that they haven’t yet,” Sally said. She explained to Christy what had happened two nights earlier: the destruction of the loft and the subsequent massacre of our coven. In typical Sally fashion, she told the story as if it were nothing more than an annoying afterthought. Christy, however, listened with growing horror on her face.

“My gods, I had no idea. I knew Harry was getting desperate, but I didn’t think he would...”

“He did,” Sally stated flatly. “But that’s not why I’m telling you. Am I correct in assuming it would have taken a lot of juice to do what they did?”

Christy appeared to mull it over, but then nodded again. “Most, if not all, of the coven. To cause that amount of destruction without it spilling over would require a lot of control and concentration.”

“Control and concentration that three tired witches on the run probably wouldn’t have.”

“No. In their current condition they’d be able to fight, but without knowing who or how many were in this place, it would be too risky. My sisters are desperate, but they’re not suicidal.”

“I guess that explains why we’re not lying in a pile of rubble,” I said. “They’re going to want reinforcements.”

“And that means Remington’s crew.”

“Oh crap!” I said. “The sewer entrance. They could be...”

“I doubt it,” Sally said. “We’d be swarming with them already if that were the case. Even if they suspected a below ground entrance, they wouldn’t be able to easily find it. The subway system is bad enough for out-of-towners. The sewers are a fucking rat maze. They’re also narrow. Unless they took us by surprise, we’d be able to hold them off down there.”

“Kind of like in
300
?”

Gan looked confused at that. “What does my age have to do with killing our enemies?”

“Different concept, Gan,” I explained before addressing the others again. “So you think they’re going to wait until after dark and then come a knocking?”

“Probably,” Sally said.

“In the meantime,” Christy added, “I’m sure my sisters have been watching this place.”

“Do you think they know you’re here?” I asked.

She gave me a sad smile. “Possibly.”

Wow, she had really risked almost everything by coming here. “Thank you, Christy.” I meant every word of it.

“Just promise me one thing,” she replied.

“Name it.”

“This destiny your
friend
mentioned. I want to know you’re going to try your damnedest to change it. I’m counting on you. Tom’s counting on you. And so is my baby.”

No pressure there.

Sally opined that our best course of action was to leave before the attack came. She was relatively sure that Remington’s vamps wouldn’t know the sewers. I knew for certain Tom didn’t and Christy mentioned that it wasn’t a place her people tended to frequent. As soon as our friends got back from their little lunch date, she wanted us to get the fuck out of there. Once out in the open, Gan could attempt to track down her assassins. With their help, we could hopefully end this.

“There’s just one small problem,” I pointed out. “Tom. If he was dumb enough to head to the office, then we need to save his ass.”

“Your friend is most likely already dead.”

“Thanks for the encouragement, Gan, but I’m a glass is half full kind of person.”

“There’s still hope,” Christy said. “My sisters won’t be keen on killing an innocent. I might be on the outs with them, but they still know what he means to me.”

I wasn’t quite willing to put my faith in a group of witches who had tried to fry my ass more than once that week. Speaking of faith, though… “Does Tom still have that amulet you carved for him?”

Christy nodded. “He wears it all the time.”

That figured. She had made a crude amulet for Tom while up in Canada. It bore the likeness of
Optimus Prime
. He used to have the original action figure and had been able to channel faith through it much the same way the Templars could do with their crosses. Though the toy was long since broken, Christy’s magical amulet had allowed him to focus that faith again. Yeah, Tom was a little fucked in the head.

“As long as he has that on him, he might have a chance. Even so, we need to get to him quickly.”

“He is the one who has betrayed us, my love.”

“Not of his own accord,” I pointed out. “Tom’s my friend. I owe it to him...in more ways than one.”

“Okay, so we wait for Gan’s assassins,” Sally said. “Tell them not to kill any particularly stupid humans they come across, and then storm the office.”

She had meant to be sarcastic, but the truth was my plan was pretty much as simple as that. I told her as much.

“A direct assault would be foolish, Dr. Death,” Gan declared. “For anyone less than the Freewill, that is.”

“That’s what I’m hoping.”

It was settled, then. Now all we had to do was wait for Ed and Sheila to get back and then we could head out and see what could be done to make that plan a reality.

There was only one small problem.

They didn’t return.

* * *

“Where the hell are they? It doesn’t take this long to grab a slice of pizza.”

“Maybe it was really good pizza.”

“Could be,” I admitted. “Can I borrow your cell?”

Sally handed it over, amazingly enough without further comment. Jokes aside, she knew this was serious business...for me at least. Once again, I felt a sense of gratitude fill me with regards to her involvement. She literally had almost nothing to gain by this insane endeavor of mine. Hell, if anything, the vampire world would be a little safer with Sheila’s removal and she knew it. The same went for Christy. She was there to save Tom, obviously, but she could have easily ratted us out at any time. That they were both willing to have a little - dare I say it -
faith
in me was heartening. I vowed to not let either of them down. There had to be a way to win that didn’t result in disaster for any of us.

I just wished I had a clue as to what that was.

* * *

I dialed Ed’s number. He’d be likely to answer, especially the second he saw it was coming from Sally’s line. Talk about living dangerously.

It rang once, twice, and then on the third ring it was answered. Thank goodness. Maybe Sally was right about it being especially good pizza. This was New York, after all.

“Hey, Ed. It’s Bill. Just checking up on...”

“Hi, Bill,” Tom’s voice said from the other end.

It’s amazing how much difference a day can make. Had this happened at any other time, the worst that either of us would have expected was a quick, “Put Ed on the line, douche.”

Now, though, I’m sure I would have felt my heart skip a beat had it been capable of such.

I drew a breath and replied, as nonchalantly as I could, “Oh, hey Tom.” Christy’s eyebrows shot up in a look of panic. Hell, the only one in the room who didn’t seem surprised was Gan. She barely even blinked.

“So...” I tried to think of something to say and drew a complete blank. “What’s up?”

“
What’s up
? Really?” Sally hissed, throwing me an eye-roll for good measure.

I put my hand over the speaker and replied, “Do you mind? I’m talking here.”

“Bill, are you still there?” Tom asked, his voice eerily bereft of emotion.

“Yeah, I’m here. Sorry, got distracted.”

“You need to watch that. That’s always been one of your problems, the inability to focus.”

“Uh...yeah. So, I was calling to ask Ed a question. Can you put him on?”

“I’m afraid not. The others don’t want him talking right now.”

Oh crap. “The others?”

“Christy’s sisters...”

“Okay, then...”

“and the vampires.” Oh fuck!

“You need to get away from them, Tom. They’re not safe to be around.”

“Ironic coming from you.”

“I’m well aware, but you know me. I’m your friend.”

“Are you?” he asked, his voice growing harsh. “I thought so, Bill, but then you lied to me. You lied to me about her. She’s going to kill Christy and you
lied
about her!”

“Relax...”

“Do
not
tell me to relax.”

Things were not exactly looking hopeful for a civilized chat. Whatever Christy had subconsciously done, it had turned his brain into a festering pile of angry mush.

“Tom!” Christy yelled, walking over to me. “Whatever you’re doing, you need to stop.”

“Christy?” he asked over the phone. “You have her?!”

Uh oh.

“It’s not like that...”

“It wasn’t enough to deceive me. You had to kidnap her too? I swear to God, I’ll...”

Sally reached over and snatched the phone from my hand. Before I could protest, she hit the button to end the call.

“What the fuck are you doing?!” I screamed at her. “He’s out of his flipping mind and for all we know they have Ed and Sheila. So what do you do? You hang the fuck up on him. What? Are you low on minutes or something?”

“Listen, Sally,” Christy said. “I know you don’t really like Tom, but...”

Sally just held up a hand and said, “Five...four...three...two...”

*RING*

“Damn, so close,” she remarked. “Watch and learn. I’ve done a few of these in my day.”

I was about to reply with something pithy, but came to the conclusion that I really didn’t want to know.

She let the phone ring twice more before answering in her best polite tone, “Hello?”

She had the phone up against her ear, but even so, I could hear Tom ranting and raving, almost incoherently so.

“Bill’s busy. He can’t come to the phone right now. No,
you
listen, meat-wad. Shut up or we start pulling her fingernails out.”

Almost immediately the voice on the other end went silent. Sally smiled and threw us a wink. “Now, what you’re going to do is be a good little Happy Meal and put somebody on the line who’s not a complete fucktard. Actually, scratch that. Who’s there with you?” She listened for a moment then continued, “Put one of the witches on.”

I began to catch on. Tom was rapidly becoming a full-fledged, frothing at the mouth psycho, one who held absolutely no sway with any of the parties involved. Remington, on the other hand, was rational, but would be completely unfazed by our having “kidnapped” Christy. Under normal circumstances, witches are pieces of shit to vampires and vice versa. Once this joint venture was concluded, I had little doubt it would go back to that status quo. Therefore, it reasoned that the only ones who might be willing to negotiate would be Christy’s former coven-mates.

Someone else was now speaking to Sally. It sounded like a female voice. I love being right. It was just up to Sally to be able to put a gentle enough spin on things to...

“And why should I give a shit? Go right ahead and pull his arms off for all I care.”

Or not.

“What the...” I started, but was shushed by the last person in the room I expected.

“Patience, my love,” Gan replied from her seat on the couch. “Your whore has the situation under control.” She kept talking, not noticing the finger that Sally quickly shot out at her...or maybe not caring. I had no idea whether that meant the same thing in Mongolian culture as it does here. “I am impressed. She is handling things from a position of strength which we do not have. It is most admirable. You may wish to consider giving her additional duties beyond your pleasure.”

Sally’s eyes narrowed and she opened her mouth to say something, but the other conversation drew her attention back. “Yeah, I’m still here. I was just enjoying watching the Freewill break your sister’s fingers.” She put her hand over the receiver and addressed Christy, “Feel free to scream. That never hurts in these types of situations.”

* * *

Sally finally hung up, holding the connection just long enough for the other end to catch some cries for mercy that Christy was busy faking.

“Pack of morons,” she commented.

“So? What’s going on?”

“They want to do a swap.”

“Christy for Sheila and Ed?” I asked.

“Not quite. Christy
and
Sheila for Ed.”

“What?”

“I know,” she replied. “They must think you and him are going steady or something, although I could see how someone could assume that.”

“Not that! What do you mean, Ed for Christy and Sheila? I thought they had them both.”

“So did I. Imagine my surprise when they said they didn’t.”

“You didn’t sound surprised on the phone,” Christy pointed out.

“Never let them see you sweat, sister.”

“So if they don’t have her, what the fuck happened?”

“No idea,” Sally replied. “I figured that asking would tip our hand just a little.”

“That makes sense,” Christy said. “The vampires wouldn’t be out right now, and I’m not sure my sisters could have taken the Icon by themselves, at least not without drawing a lot of unwanted attention.”

“I’m assuming you mean by blowing up a lot of shit.”

Christy nodded.

“So that still leaves the question of what the hell happened to her.”

Gan sat up and cocked her head. “I believe we are about to find out.”

I hate when vampires say stuff like that. It’s never a good thing. A few moments later, the sound of rapidly approaching sirens confirmed that feeling.

Call me cynical, but I had to assume they weren’t here to give us a friendly police escort.

Straining my ears, I heard the front door downstairs open followed by hurried footsteps running up. A frantic pounding began on the apartment door a few moments later. There was a quick pause as we all took a moment to exchange glances.

“Anyone expecting a package from Fedex?” I asked. “Didn’t think so.”

I walked to the door and began to open the locks.

“Hold on,” Sally cried, racing to her bedroom. A scant second later, she returned with her Desert Eagle. I’d hate to be a door-to-door salesman assigned to her part of town.

“If whoever’s there isn’t a glowing blonde, duck real fast,” she warned.