Threesomes: For Couples Who Want to Know More (20 page)

Happy Hookers

 

Here’s something that doesn’t happen very often. Eric, who never had a three-way, was treated to one by two beautiful black hookers, and on the house no less! He was hanging out in a divey bar and bought them several rounds of drinks just to talk.

“It was late and, admittedly, I was feeling pretty lonely and didn’t feel like going home,” Eric says. So talk they did, in between singing very loudly and badly to the jukebox that Eric kept feeding dollars to. When the place closed down, the two streetwalkers each linked one of his arms and went to his place. “One of them was riding me while the other was sucking her tits and I was fingering her. It was a good night, or should I say morning. I think the sun was coming up,” he says.

Birthday Threesome Special

 

“Because everyone at this bar knows me, on my birthday I was getting shots all night long, shots and big tips, it was really nice,” says Lars, a muscular blond with a sexy deep voice. “One of the women who comes here is a stripper. She usually comes in after she finishes her shift to kick back, count her money, and have a drink. That night she brought one of her friends from the strip club, a really hot brunette. I’ve always favored girls with dark hair, and she had the body I like, more curvy with some meat to hold on to. They kept telling me they were going to do something special for my birthday.”

The gift was waiting when Lars closed the bar. The women took him back to his apartment with a duffle bag filled with sex toys. “I think we did everything that could possibly be done with dildos and vibrators,” Lars says, “which I needed because these two were a real handful and I had all those tequila shots in me.”

Lars says the secret to a successful threesome is to never stop being a gentleman. “You have to know that, even if it’s all about you, you have a responsibility to satisfy two other people. I wanted to do that—I wanted them to feel I gave them everything in one way or another. If they get it on with each other, I still get in there and do something to one or both of them, that’s what I’m there for.” Even with a bag full of fake phalluses and vibrating eggs, Lars’s favorite activity of the night had no toys at all. “When one girls rides me while the other girls sits on my face, that’s just perfect. Everybody is being pleasured, and all three of us were connected to each other. Pure bliss.”

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A Way Of Life

Having threesomes can be an entire way of life, not just something you do for your boyfriend’s birthday or on vacation in Brazil. Certain couples implement this as part of their sex life and consider themselves lucky to have found a partner who is so special, sexual, and giving that jealousy never comes into play. These are not the most common of couples, but their lives otherwise are. Three-ways are the way they get off best, but that’s not the only thing they do. They have as much sex with each other as they do with a third party on a Saturday night. Some couples go dancing every weekend while others go swinging every weekend, and those couples see it no differently. You and your boyfriend could belong to a bowling league and you could also belong to a sex club; the point is, this is how the two of you like to have fun.

True Story: Anna and Tony

 

Anna has never been afraid of taking what she wants and calling the shots. Although a successful international lawyer, the Polish-born, American-bred woman in her mid-thirties looks more like a centerfold than an attorney, with a tall, voluptuous frame and a classically beautiful face with full lips, high cheekbones, and long, thick golden hair. She recalls always being alone at Villanova Law School because no one knew what to make of the brainy beauty.

“The men were scared of me, and the women hated me. But I don’t let those things bother me, I just look out for myself and I don’t care what other people think,” she says.

Anna has an equally hunky husband, a tall, virile man of Latin descent who is as swarthy as she is fair. Anna and Tony have been married for nearly ten years and have two beautiful daughters. They have a home in the suburbs of New Jersey and live what most would consider the American Dream. What seems to have kept the relationship together is their sexual openness and sense of freewheeling adventure. “We have threesomes, usually on vacation. I’d say it’s best done on vacation, because it’s just part of the trip and you don’t have to take it back home with you,” says Anna.

Their first foray into a ménage à trois was during a holiday in Mexico, where the comely couple enjoyed going to strip clubs and soaking in the sights of the local lovelies. They decided one night to go for broke and pick up a dancer at one of the clubs. “Her name was Barbie. She had a great body and was an amazing dancer. Her pole gymnastics were amazing and I was really impressed with her.” It was Anna who was the assertive one and did the choosing of their sex partner. “I got really turned on by Barbie because she was really petite and my husband is so tall and big—I was really looking forward to watching her take him all in.”

And take it in Barbie did. Although it was difficult, because Tony noticed their little friend was more attracted to his exotic wife with the alluring accent than his movie star Antonio Banderas good looks. “He fucked her brains out, really hard, he really gave her the business, but I was there for the softness and sensuality. I laid down, I had her lay on top of me, face to face. We were kissing and rubbing on each other while my husband mounted her from behind and fucked her silly. It was so hot.” Just as both Anna and Barbie were on the brink of coming, Tony decided to pick up the tiny dancer, hoist her on his shoulders, and lick her clit into one screaming orgasm while Anna climaxed herself watching.

“The key to enjoying this with your husband is that you have to be in a very stable and secure relationship. If you have that, there is no danger at all. And you, as the woman, have to hold all the cards and take all the power. You should be the one to pick the woman, and the woman you pick should be actively bisexual so you can both enjoy her.”

But if your relationship is on somewhat shaky ground, Anna says it’s like nitroglycerin to the union and it will no doubt blow up in your face, even if it was all your idea to begin with. “We almost broke up over the one we had in Rio,” Anna admits. “Again, it was my idea, and I picked her up and she looked kind of bitchy until she saw Tony. She did it because she really liked Tony and she wasn’t really into women or me. They were really hitting it off, and Tony was ignoring me because they were speaking in Spanish together. She was this thick Spanish woman with a huge ass, definitely his type. I think he was also trying to teach me a lesson because, again, it’s my idea and sometimes I think my strong sexual desires can make him feel inadequate.”

What stopped Anna from going into complete jealousy meltdown is the fact that the couple had paid the Spanish sex bomb—in fact, they’ve paid all of the women they have been with on these naughty vacations.

This particular experience has not deterred Anna one bit, although she realizes her mistake was proposing a three-way during a time when there was tension between her and her husband. A threesome is by no means a solution to a problem. It also isn’t a way to draw couples closer together when they’re having marital difficulties. However, it is most definitely a flavor-enhancing spice to an otherwise healthy but routine sex life.

“I just love the visual,” says Anna. “I like to be able to see my man with another woman. It’s a turn on watching him making some girl scream. And I love having the added stimulation, all of the hands on me. I love having a girl go down on me while I suck Tony’s big cock. It’s like we’re enjoying this fabulous feast. The fact that it’s naughty and taboo makes it very exciting. I’ve always wanted to be in an orgy, but never have, so this is the next best thing.”

What’s Better Than Two Girls and One Guy? Three Women and No Guy

 

Another three-way Anna enjoyed was one with two women during law school. Although not a drinker by any means, Anna and her classmates decided to let off steam after leaving the library. They ended up getting so intoxicated that they started daring each other to kiss.

“We went to my dorm room and it was great—me and one girl were really letting loose and doing everything you can imagine, while another girl was kind of hung up but had no problem receiving all we had to give. We took turns licking each other’s pussies well, except for that girl who wouldn’t reciprocate. But it was so much fun. I loved it. I love breasts, feeling them, licking them, resting my cheek against them.” Anna pauses, enjoying the memory, but then quickly adds, “I wish they hadn’t been so strange about it the next day. The other two woke up in my room and were very moody and distant. That’s too bad they were so hung up. It would’ve been a great stress reliever from cramming for exams all the time.”