Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader

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Authors: Bathroom Readers’ Institute

Bathroom Readers’ Institute

Uncle John’s
SLIGHTLY
IRREGULAR
B
ATHROOM
R
EADER

By the
Bathroom Readers’
Institute

Bathroom Readers’ Press
Ashland, Oregon

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UNCLE JOHN’S SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR BATHROOM READER®

Copyright © 2004 by the Bathroom Readers’ Press (a division of Portable Press). All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

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The Bathroom Readers’ Institute,
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888-488-4642

Cover design by Michael Brunsfeld,
San Rafael, CA (
[email protected]
)
BRI “technician” on back cover: Larry Kelp

Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader
^®by The Bathroom Readers’ Institute

ISBN-13: 978-1-60710-613-5
E-book edition: April 2012

Created in the United States of America

“Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic” by Alan J. Stein for History Link.
Copyright © 2003. Reprinted by permission of History Link.

Hiya Sophie! Hiya Jessie!

THANK YOU!

The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely thanks the people whose advice and assistance made this book possible
.

Gordon Javna

John Dollison

Thom Little

Jay Newman

Julia Papps

Brian Boone

John Gaffey

Laura BlackFeather

Jeff Altemus

Sharilyn Hovind

Michael Brunsfeld

Bryan Henry

Angela Kern

Lori Larson

Sam Javna

Sydney Stanley

Gideon Javna

Jim McCluskey

Janet Spencer

Paul Stanley

Jenny Baldwin

Nancy Toeppler

Raingirl Thering

Joe Diehl

JoAnn Padgett

Amy Briggs

Allen Orso

Lyne Brennanski

Jolly Jeff Cheek

Scarab Media

Stephanie Spadaccini

Jef Fretwell

Maggie Javna

Andy Peterson

John Staedler

Larry Bograd

(Mr.) Mustard Press

Steven Style Group

Mana Manzavi

Matt Rosenberg

Jim Koweek

Barb Porshe

Paula Leith

Chris Olsen

Rich Skrenta

Porter the Wonder Dog

John Javna

Thomas Crapper

...AND BEST FLUSHES

to the millions of bathroom readers out there
.

“Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you’re finished.” —Leslie Nielsen

CONTENTS

Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.
Short—
a quick read
Medium—
2 to 3 pages
Long—
for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required
* Extended—
for those leg-numbing experiences

When Celebrities Attack

Nudes & Prudes

Famous for 15 Minutes

Long