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owner ELTON’S JOHNS

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RE: Satellite Quote Request

Ron Sprenger <
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To: “TED L. NANCY” <
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Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 4:17 PM

Ted,

To have 100 Maxims delivered to your zip 91201 in Glendale, CA the price for each sand Maxim3000 with assembly included would be $516.00 and $2371.40 for shipping the entire load.

For each load of 104 Breeze hand wash units the price with (foaming & multi fold) dispensers is $462.00 each plus $2848.86.

Let me know what you decide.

Thanks Ron 1–800–272–3280

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TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
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Ron Sprenger
Satellite Industries Toilets
2530 Xenium Lane N.
Minneapolis, MN 55441–3695

June 18, 2009

Dear Mr. Ron Sprenger,

Thank you for getting back to me regarding portable toilets for my business: ELTON’S JOHNS. I am sorry i am tardy in returning your correspondence. I have been Zebra teasing in New Guinea and lost the tips of my fingers. Now. Down to business.

Once again i have had to change the name of my business. It is no longer Elton’s Johns. Something about a singer out there. So now please address all correspondence to: NINCOMPOOPS

Let’s talk toilets!

Res your request. I need 1,000 Maxims. How much? And 1104 Breeze Hand Wash units. And yes with foaming and multi fold. What color foam? I look forward to your reply.

Respectfully,

owner NINCOMPOOPS

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RE: Satellite Quote Request SATELLITE COMMODES X

Ted,

You had asked for 100 Maxims and 200 Breeze units orginally. Now you are asking for 1000 Maxims and 1104 Breeze. What is the correct amount?

Is Glendale the final shipping address?

This product would need to be paid for by bank wire transfer before shipment. Will need these questions answered before we can move forward.

Thank you,

Ron

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1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Donations Dept.
THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH DAKOTA
University Relations
409 Twamley Hall
264 Centennial Dr. Stop 7144
Grand Forks, ND 58202

Aug 12, 2009

Dear The University of North Dakota:

I am writing to your fine college today with great honor for me. I would like to leave a donation to The University of North Dakota. Grand Forks holds a lot of fond memories and your school has educated many. I have had 12 of your former students working for me at various times.

I would like to now leave a donation to you. We are doing well. Your past students have helped our business become what it is today.

Who do I contact to leave my gift? Can you advise me? I am honored to be able to do this. I look forward to your reply.

Sincerely,

F.D. Nancy

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August 19, 2009

F.D. Nancy
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. # 193
Glendale, CA 91201

Dear Mr. Nancy,

Greetings from everyone at the University of North Dakota! The fall semester begins next week, so the campus is very busy as students return and begin moving into the residence halls. This is always an exciting time on campus!

Mr. Nancy, thank you so much for your very kind letter. I am pleased to know that UND graduates have served you and your company so well. You mentioned you have fond memories of Grand Forks and UND. Did you grow up in Grand Forks? Or perhaps attend UND?

The University of North Dakota Foundation is the officially designation organization to receive gifts for the benefit of the University of North Dakota. We are a 501-c-3 organization which means we will issue a receipt to substantiate your gift for income tax charitable deduction purposes. We also ensure the funds donated are used to the exact specifications of the donor.

Enclosed is a bit of information about the UND Foundation and its mission to support the University of North Dakota. I have also enclosed a postage-paid return envelope for your convenience should you wish to make a cash gift. If you have questions about making a gift of stock or real estate, I will be happy to answer them. I can be reached at 1–800–543–8764.

Thank you again for what you are planning to do for the University of North Dakota. Kind regards.

Sincerely,

Deb Wilson, CGPA
Development Officer

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