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R. TOBASCO

BELVEDERE SHOES

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F. D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

MR. TOBASCO
BELVEDERE SHOES
7075 Commerce Circle Suite C
Pleasanton, CA 94588

27 Apr 09

Dear MR. TOBASCO:

Thank you for getting back to me on my BA–NANNY shoes. I appreciate you can not make yellow shoes. However I am in need of another shoe for my food service industry clothing.

I own WAITER-MELONS. This is uniforms for the Waiter industry that are bright red with black seeds on them like a watermelon. Waitermelons are popular in Denmark where it is a joy to be able to spot your waiter in a restaurant by my brightly colored uniform. I am proud of the service i bring to diners. And have been commandended by the Danish restaurant Industry which is notorious for poor service. (Platinum Gold Circle award) Now diners can see their waiters easily in my clothing.

I now need shoes for these uniforms. Bright red shoes with black seeds on them. (possibly some green like the rind but am open) Can you make?

I enclose my Waitermelon designs for you. I have certificates from the Danish Business Community. I was referred to you to make me large amounts of shoes. The referral came from the garment indus. at prof. meetings. When can we speak? How do we do this? I am open to designs as long as the shoes are:

Bright red
Black seeds on them
Look like watermelons

I look forward to hearing from you, Mr. Tobasco. Thank you, sir.

Respectfully,

F.D. Nancy

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TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Sales Assistance
Satellite Industries Toilets
2530 Xenium Lane N.
Minneapolis, MN 55441–3695

May 24, 2009

Dear Satellite Industries Toilets

I am in need of many Portable Toilets. And want to order from you.

Soon I will open PAPA’S JOHNS. This is a COMMODE company, a porta potty business supplying commodes to fairs, flea markets, etc. We have supplied porta pottys in the past to Arturo’s Mite Carnival & Lice Capades. Some lice was lost in one of the commodes never to be retrieved.

We get our name from the term “Papa” and we have a DAD on our logo. As in “PAPA’S JOHNS. We are not affiliated with PAPA JOHNS PIZZA. They are food and I am waste.

We use seniors to work. Seniors like the opportunity to be busy and work outdoors and we are happy to employ them locally. Although they wander off. We ask them to wear orange traffic vests.

Can you send me information on the kinds of commodes and other toilet products I can order from you? We need many. You have been recommended. Papa Johns has fine pizza. I yummed some up recently.

Respectfully,

owner PAPA’S JOHNS COMMODES

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TED L. NANCY <
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RE: Satellite Quote Request

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Ron Sprenger <
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To: “TED L. NANCY” <
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Tue, May 26, 2009 at 5:33 AM

Ted,

Thank you for the request for information on our restrooms.

Could you answer a couple questions so I can get you the right prices with shipping?

Do you want us to assembled these 100 Maxims at your location or do you need these delivered already assembled or do you plan on assembling the restrooms yourself.

What color are you looking for?

Will 91201 zip code be the final shipping location?

On the 200 Breeze—do you need foaming soap or liquid soap dispenser?

Also do you prefer single fold or multi fold paper towel dispensers?

Thank you,

Ron 1–800–272–3280

Satellite Industries
Portable Total and Restroom
manufacturer vacuum service trucks/tanks, deodorizers, handwash units and other accessories for portable toilets.

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TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Ron Sprenger
Satellite Industries Toilets
2530 Xenium Lane N.
Minneapolis, MN 55441–3695

June 3, 2009

Dear Mr. Ron Sprenger,

Thank you for getting back to me regarding portable toilets for my business: PAPA’S JOHNS COMMODES. I am sorry i am tardy in returning your correspondence but i have been in the process of changing our name from Papa’s Johns Commodes to: ELTON’S JOHNS. People were confusing the pizza with my waste business. Bad for both of us. But this new name will not have any confusion.

Re: your request. YES! Please assemble 1000 commodes. (How much more for this?) You ask what color. Brown. I also need foaming soap as you mention. Am i leaving anything out? Please let me know. I look forward to your reply.

Respectfully,