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Subject     RE: Taking Classes

Sent Date      05–04–2009 7:05:36 PM

From     “Jordon Schranz”
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To       “Kerri Besse”
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Hi Fred,

My name is Jordon Schranz. I am the Director of Fine Arts for Sessions. I can answer any questions you may have in regards to our courses as well careers in the Art world.

I can tell you that doing the type of embroidery work you are referring to requires a high level of technical skill. That skill comes from both your ability to draw as well as your training with the equipment.

I can tell you that if you are interested in a career in the arts a strong foundation in drawing will be required. And don’t worry, there are more jobs that that of street portrait artist (which is akin to there being more work in the field of music then playing in the subways).

Through your sessions courses you will be developing both the technical skills required as well as developing a portfolio that you will be able to use to gain work in fine arts and design.

If you have specific questions about enrollment you can contact
[email protected]
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Otherwise, if you have any questions regarding our courses please contact me personally.

Thank you for your time and interest.

Jordon Schranz
Director of Fine Arts
Sessions School of Fine
Arts
[email protected]
http://finearts.sessions.edu

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F. D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
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Ordering dept.
SBICCA Shoes
2312 Edwards Ave.
South El Monte, Ca. 91733
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22 Apr 09

Dear SBICCA Shoes,

I am in the process of opening BA–NANNYS in 16 malls. This is NANNY WEAR that is bright yellow like a banana. It has caught on in Finland where I have outfitted many Nannys.

Now I need to buy bright yellow shoes. Can you help me? Perhaps you can suggest a design or style. I would be open to a meshy shoe with a print on them. I have heard about your co. in prof. meetings as one who is approved by the govt. I am open to your suggestions. As long as these Nanny shoes are really yellow like a banana. Could be some green on top like the stem.

I need to order many shoes in all sizes. We have a bright yellow Nanny outfit and now I want to complete that with yellow banana shoes. The yellow should be the color of a banana with a Banana and a Nanny on the logo. I have a design to show you if you’d like to see. You will know that a Nanny is in the room when she is dressed from head to toe in bright yellow. It is very comforting. You go, “Oh, it must be the Nanny.” Just like you notice bananas in a produce section. I have gotten many commendations from Finnish authorities on this comfort.

Your company was mentioned as a fine USA co. I look forward to your help and possibly the selling to me of bright yellow banana shoes for my BA–NANNY company.

Respectfully,

F.D. Nancy (MR)

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Subject
Re: Ordering Shoes For My Business

Sent Date
04–22–2009 1:22:02 PM

From
“Sean Sbicca” <
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To
“FRED NANCY” <
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Hello,

Could you send us an example of what your thinking of?

Thank you,
Sean Sbicca

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F. D. NANCY (MR)
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201

Mr. Sean Sbicca.
SBICCA Shoes
2312 Edwards Ave.
South El Monte, Ca. 91733

23 Apr 2009

Dear Mr. Sbicca,

Thank you for getting back to me on my BA–NANNY SHOES.

I have enclosed drawings for you of the BANANNY SHOE. They are bright yellow and look like a banana. They will compliment my bright yellow Bananny uniform, easy to spot when a Nanny wears it. This is very comforting to others.

However, I am open to your designs too. As long as the shoe is comfortable and easy to wear. Should be spongy underneath and cushiony inside.

Let me know what you think Your company is highly recommended by Finnish produce peoples. I have heard of Sbacca in my dealings in Finland. However, Nannys are currently wearing other shoes then mine BUT with my Nanny clothing. That should change with these shoes. I need to order many.

Respectfully,

F.D. Nancy (MR)

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7075 COMMERCE CIRCLE SUITE C
PLEASANTON CA 94588
PHONE: 925-469-9111
FAX: 925-469-9112
BELVEDERESHOES.COM

MR NANCY: GOOD LUCK WITH “NANNY WEAR” I CAN BE OF NO HELP WITH YELLOW COLOR SHOES FOR THE CLOTHING. I DID NOT ANSWER BE E-MAIL BECAUSE OF ALL THE PROBLEMS WITH COMPUTER VIRUS. BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I DID RECEIVE THE E-MAIL SORRY I CAN’T BE OF ANY HELP.