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——Forwarded message——

From: Raffles Hotel Concierge <
[email protected]
>
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:24:48 +0800
Subject: RE: Room Rservation
To: “TED L NANCY” <
[email protected]
>

Dear Mr Nancy,

Greetings from the Concierge, Raffles Hotel.

We do apologise that WINK is not played as popular in Singapore. However we would love to assist you in getting the necessary items so it would be great if you could kindly advise us on what is a WINK and what exactly are the items and maybe a brief description so that we could go source it out for you.

Please do not hesitate to contact us should you require any further assistance.

Thank You

Kind Regards,

Fiona? Concierge? Raffles Hotel Singapore ? DID: +65 6412 1180?

Fax:

+65 6338 6885? 1 Beach Road Singapore 189673? Email:
[email protected]
? Web:
http://www.raffleshotel.com

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1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]

Fiona Concierge
Raffles Hotel Singapore
1 Beach Road Singapore 189673
[email protected]

16 Apr 09

Dear Raffles Hotel.

Sorry for the delay in answering you. I was organizing our club and gearing up for my reservation with Raffles when one of our members needed gauze attention. Can you please include Donald Gargle on all correspondence as he is our Wink Leader and I show him all bills. I am glad you now see how Popular Wink is in other parts of the country. It is truly a sensation and a wonderful way to communicate with others. We are happy to have Raffles getting us rooms.

I now need: a BLINK Pipe after all. As the 2 clubs are combining for this event. Blink is 2 eyes, wink 1 eye. but because the economy is sour we are holding both clubs & meetings in Singapore this year at the same time. There will be quite a few of us dining & drinking in your restaurants & bars and then winking & blinking back in the 2 suites. It will be grand. So. I need:

Many Blink Pipes (maybe 30 should be able to get in your market place)
Blink Cloths (same amount)
NO wipes.

Time is getting close so we must make our reservations soon. What do you need from me? I am ready.

Ted L. Nancy (MR)

Donald Gargle (MR)

P.S. what is Business Travel Mice China and TTG Mice magazine?

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560 No. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 USA

President
COLOSSO WAFFLE CONES
Ace Baking Company
P.O. Box 2476
Green Bay, WI 54306

Dear Mr. Waffle Cone President,

I want to compliment your Colosso Danish Style Waffle Cones. Recently I had the chance to use your waffle cone (not as directed) and I can say I was cheerily pleased. On your product is says:

“For generations the Danes have maintained their passion for scrumptious treats. Colosso Waffle Cones bring the authentic, just-baked taste of Danish waffles to you.”

My family has long admired waffles. We come from a long line of people that have admired waffles. I want to tell you: YOU HAVE THE FINEST WAFFLE CONES I HAVE EVER TASTED!!! I AM PLOTZING HERE! Yes, the Danish are phenomenal makers of treats. You ever get a cup of coffee and a Danish? Where do you think the name came from? The Danish. They’re naming the whole country after a snack. That is dedication to treats. Your entire staff should be singled out. This is a team to be proud of. To make a waffle cone like this. For me. To eat.

Please let me know everyone was thanked. I need that. It is those of us out here in the non waffle cone world that appreciate Stradivarius waffle craftsmanship you have. You make THE FINEST WAFFLE CONE I HAVE EVER EATEN!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! And believe me, I eat waffle cones. (although not so much anymore since my ankles gave out.) Let me know about the thanking.

With Respect For Waffle Cones,

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America’s Cone Experts
™

Mr. Ted L. Nancy
560 N. Moorpark Road #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360

Dear Mr. Nancy,

We would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the words of praise and compliments on our “Colosso Danish Style Waffle Products”. We are proud to be the manufacture of such a scrumptious treat.

Many customers have found very creative uses for our products other than for ice cream. We are excited to be a part of that creative experience.

As per your request we have posted your letter for all employees to receive your appreciate first hand. We are proud of our team and have received a rating of “Superior” from AIB (American Institute of Baking) to further verify that we are a top flight organization.

To show our appreciation for your compliments and team acknowledgment we are sending along a couple of Colosso coupons for your continued enjoyment.

Again, thank you.

Sincerely,

Judy Fogarty
Sales Coordinator

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AKING
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