Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (22 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fiddle.

Fiddle who?

Fiddle secrets are hard to keep.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

G.I.

G.I. who?

G.I. wish you would give me ten dollars.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hugh.

Hugh who?

Hugh da man!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida like to come inside.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Juneau.

Juneau who?

Juneau anything besides knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kuwait.

Kuwait who?

Kuwait till I tie my shoe?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena against the door is tiresome, so open up!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mackie.

Mackie who?

Mackie-roni and cheese is my favorite lunch.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah business like show business.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Oil.

Oil who?

Oil see you later, alligator.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police, give me a break.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Quill.

Quill who?

Quill you ever stop telling these wacky jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rapture.

Rapture who?

Rapture presents for Christmas.