Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (18 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Burton.
Burton who?
Burton the hand is worth two in the bush.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester minute! I'm on the telephone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have any way to stop telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ellen.
Ellen who?
Ellen you my bicycle if you promise to bring it back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Foyer.
Foyer who?
Foyer information, it's Spider-Man.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana keep knocking till you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram tired of all these silly jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor to come inside if you ever open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the flying saucer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me if you can.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
License.
License who?
He didn't license the last time.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well tell you another knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Niacin.
Niacin who?
Niacin quiet around here, isn't it?