Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (16 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yoke.
Yoke who?
The yoke's on you! Ha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Mayan.
A Mayan who?
A Mayan the wrong porch, knocking on the wrong door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Balls.
Balls who?
Balls fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Coconut.
Coconut who?
Coconut is a person who drinks cocoa every chance he gets.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donahue.
Donahue who?
Donahue want to know who is standing outside knocking on your door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eel.
Eel who?
Eel is what your broken bones do when the doctor puts them in a cast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
France.
France who?
My France and I play ball during recess.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gallop.
Gallop who?
Gallop down some soda pop with me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy come, izzy go.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juana.
Juana who?
Juana go for a walk?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya get me a drink? I'm thirsty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lewis.
Lewis who?
Lewis and Clark were explorers.