Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (15 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kai.
Kai who?
My Kai flies in the sky on windy days.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego.
Lego who?
Lego of the door handle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mississippi.
Mississippi who?
Mississippi is Mr. Ippi's wife.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nero.
Nero who?
Nero far, you're still my best friend.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you tired of all these knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta peanut butter sandwich, please.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen up this porch. It's a mess!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice up early in the morning.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam enchanted eveningâ¦
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex messages can be sent on your cell phone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urania.
Urania who?
Urania my parade, and that doesn't make me happy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper the windows. They're dirty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
William Tell.
William Tell who?
William, Tell your mother to come to the door.