Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (19 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ostrich.

Ostrich who?

Ostrich my arms when I wake up in the morning.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza cake would sure taste good right now.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

Queen and tidy, that's how your room should be kept.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rocco.

Rocco who?

Rocco roll is my favorite kind of music.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Samoa.

Samoa who?

Samoa ice cream, please.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Thomas.

Thomas who?

Thomas is a bunch of toes.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Uneeda.

Uneeda who?

Uneeda brush your teeth.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Vera.

Vera who?

I'm Vera tired of these nutty knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Warrior.

Warrior who?

Warrior been all of my life?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yucatan.

Yucatan who?

Yucatan very fast and even get sunburned without suntan lotion.

STOP THAT NOISE!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Amoeba.

Amoeba who?

Amoeba silly, but I like knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo-hoo.

Boo-hoo who?

Boo-hoo-hoo.

Boo-hoo-hoo who?

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo who?

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo who?

Stop it! You're breaking my heart.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Camel.

Camel who?

Camel come out and play?

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