Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (14 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Vera funnyânow open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yankee.
Yankee who?
Yankee-doodle-do, that's who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl is where I like to go shopping.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Balls.
Balls who?
Balls well that ends well.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cauliflower.
Cauliflower who?
Cauliflower and I'll call you crazy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Disaster.
Disaster who?
Disaster be the worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eliza.
Eliza who?
Eliza lot, so you can't trust him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Furs.
Furs who?
Furs you sit down, and then you put on your socks and shoes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gull.
Gull who?
Gulls like to go shopping at the mall.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit who?
Hobbit opening the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in! Open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joust.
Joust who?
Joust about time for dinner.