Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (24 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno anyone who will open this door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you stop telling these knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny body home?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major come to the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fence, but I'm not going to tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oink-oink.
Oink-oink who?
Let me guess. You're part pig and part owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear-haps you'll stop telling silly jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quick.
Quick who?
Quick telling me these jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
That's what a backward cheerleader shouts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer who?
Sawyer picture on a wanted poster.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theophilus.
Theophilus who?
Theophilus knock-knock jokes I've ever heard are these ones!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vonce.
Vonce who?
Vonce in a while I come up with a new knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hold my hand?