Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (28 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino a lot. How much do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott a lot more of these jokes. Do you want to hear them?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree more days till Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola sudden you don't know me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me tell you a funny story.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
It sounds like you're happy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita someone to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bayou.
Bayou who?
Did you make up these jokes bayou self?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if you are awake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be a funny joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe early this morning, aren't you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you weren't going to open the door, I wouldn't have come over.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Grouper.
Grouper who?
Grouper is a pretty fishy name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hera.
Hera who?
Hera new knock-knock joke lately?