Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (29 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to go get a hamburger.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jackal.
Jackal who?
Jackal get in if he has a key.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Katie.
Katie who?
Katie is for people whose names start with K and like to drink tea.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lisa.
Lisa who?
To Lisa car costs lots of money.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
I myth my two fwont teeth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia head if you like knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Odessa.
Odessa who?
Odessa funny joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pest.
Pest who?
Pest the dessert, please. Cake's my favorite!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen up the dirty dishes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rhoda.
Rhoda who?
Rhoda round the block a few times.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shellfish.
Shellfish who?
Shellfish people think only about themselves and won't answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan have a good time playing catch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vanda.
Vanda who?
Vanda come outside and play ball?