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Authors: Lainie Speiser
“You have to
try to find a way to get the third person involved. At first it can be awkward, but then it does become like any other sexual experience and a flow happens.”
It’s a big job for one man to satisfy two women, so be kind to him and take out some toys. Ladies can get off many times in one night, but not so much with men over 25. And with some imbibing and a teeny bit of pressure from the task at hand, toys are a great thing to have handy for all three of you. If he’s spent and the two of you are still rolling, feel free to take out a vibrator, a dildo—whatever little devices you have handy. Men love using them on women, and to use them on two women is even better.
Lie on top of your girlfriend with your legs spread, so you’re resting on your legs and not with your full weight on top of her, and let him see the delicious sight of both your pussies on top of each other. Scooch to the edge of the bed, so that her legs are dangling, and have your man kneel in front of your pussies.
Your pussies will look like a delicious double-decker sandwich, and your man can lick them both at once like a long ice cream pop—I call it “The Dreamsickle.” Your girlfriend can also rest her legs on his shoulders. In this position, he can eat her out and finger you at the same time. Or he can take the vibrator and work that in and out of one of you while he fingers or licks the other. Or he can get you both off with toys while the two of you enjoy your bodies on top of each and play with each other’s tits and nipples. You can also do all this lying side by side.
Or, he can take turns pumping both of you while you’re both on all fours heads down, asses in the air. Make a game out of it: Each girl gets five pumps before he goes to the other and does the same, and both of you feel free to play with yourselves while he is doing it. Seeing you helping yourselves while he is serving both of you will turn him on, keep him hard, and take the performance anxiety away.
I mention going through a lot of condoms early on, when you pull out of one girl and get ready to poke the other one you should change condoms unless you know for sure the other woman is clean, but even then it’s not completely sanitary. You could still be opening yourself up to all kinds of yeast infections.
Can you and your girlfriend forget about what you’ve done days later when you’re just having lunch, going shopping, or chatting on the phone? Yes, you can. This is one area in which women can actually separate love and sex. What you’ve done is only a big deal if you make it. Think of it as just another fun thing you’ve done together and with a person you truly like.
And having a three-way doesn’t mean that the two of you are lesbians or are in love with each other. It’s acceptable in our society for two women to fool around with each other, and even more so if a man is involved. It’s also a way for two women to pick up a man more safely, because you’re both there looking out for each other. In a way, it’s a lot better than being alone and picking up a random stranger in a bar; this way neither one of you will see the pick-up for anything more than what it was: just a night of incredible passion and fun.
True Story: Lars Gets It On with Two Girls at a Concert
Lars is a good-looking guy who works out a lot and has huge biceps to prove it. He is friendly, polite, and conscientious about everything he does, whether it’s business or pleasure. When he was 19, though, he wasn’t as confident in himself, especially sexually, having been a late bloomer and unsure of himself and his performances. Lars sees one spring evening at a grass-filled Dave Matthews concert as his defining moment as a true sex machine.
It was an outdoor concert, and young Lars was standing in the aisle happily baked and grooving to Matthews’ mellow tunes. He even recalls what he wore: faded frayed jeans and a tight black T-shirt so faded it almost looked purple. Lars had just started what has become his life-long passion of keeping fit and pumping iron, so imagine how pleased he was when he felt a hand brush against his tight, six-pack abs. And imagine the added excitement of seeing that the hand belonged to a cute brunette of about 23, who stood alongside an even cuter brunette friend who promptly did the same before walking off.
Lars turned around to see Brunette Number One turn as well, giving him a sly, sexy smile. As they kept walking on, she winked at him.
Lars was bold enough to follow, but not too close—he kept the pace about five steps behind—but somehow they both knew this eager, sweet puppy was keeping up with them. Brunette Number Two turned around more than once to see his hopeful, soulful eyes looking right back at her.
The walk led him right into the Ladies Room, and again with no shame and no thought of consequence. Lars went right in to find the dusky pair of beauties.
“I saw them go right into a stall and that’s when I stopped. One girl motioned me in very flirtatiously with her finger, but I just stood there. Then the other just called out, ‘Come in, come in!’ and that’s all I needed to hear.”
A bathroom stall may not be the most ideal place for even two people to get it on, much less three, and then of course there is the public element to contend with. But being young, ready, and under the influence of the music and marijuana, there didn’t seem to be any signs of discomfort from this trio. “They sat me down on the toilet and took off my T-shirt immediately, kissing and touching my chest and my neck. Oh my God, it was great,” Lars says.
Overcome by their display of affection, Lars got up to grab these two, only to be pushed back down again. Lars attempted to get up once more, and was yet again pushed back down by Brunette Number One, who was clearly the leader. “Sit down and watch,” she ordered. Finally understanding the nature of this game, he did sit down and saw the matched set of ladies kissing and grinding each other. As they did, Brunette Number Two took pity on him and massaged his massive boner through his pants, which were loose enough for her to give him some wonderful, healthy tugs.
“Eventually I did stand up again. I just got in there and kind of forced myself back in the game and got right in the middle of them like a sandwich and started making out with the girl I was facing, while the other girl unzipped me from behind and this time started jerking me off skin to skin.” Lars was so turned on he got down to his knees and pulled up the denim mini-skirt Brunette Number One was wearing. He then pulled down her panties to go down on her, but before he could get any licks in, his short spiky hair got pulled by Brunette Number Two, who said, “Me first.”
“I always loved eating girls out, even way back then, when I don’t even know if I was good at it. But I was happy just to be there, and it’s good they took charge because I don’t know if I could’ve handled that responsibility at that point anyway. And I also found out how much I liked being roughed up and
having my hair pulled. So I stepped aside and let her lick her friend’s pussy.”While Brunette Number Two orally pleasured Brunette Number One, Lars got back on the toilet and finger-banged her until both women came with a resounding groan. Tingly with orgasm, they faced their boy-toy and gave him a blowjob classic porn style flicking both their tongues around his firm flagpole.
After a while, Brunette Number One got up and ordered Brunette Number Two to ride him because he was probably going to come at any second. Like a happy sex slave, she listened to her friend and bounced on his cock while having her nipples pinched and played with by her gal pal. “She was fucking me, and her friend had her hands maneuvered under her arms so when she was playing with her tits she was actually also moving her up and down on me. I thought I came in ten minutes, but I’m sure it was more like ten seconds.” He remembers the force of which the two women working on him being so strong and hard he kept thinking his ass was going to fall into the toilet.
“All through this, people are walking in and out, toilets are flushing, people are pretending to accidentally bump in the stall door, there are girls laughing, and I’m sure more than one person looked down to see a strange formation of three pairs of feet. I didn’t care, and the girls didn’t care either. If this happened now I’d probably want the door open so those women in the bathroom could watch us,” he adds.
And then, just like that, the girls were finished with Lars, underwear was pulled up, shirts were pulled down, bras were adjusted, and they quietly left one spent 19-year-old kid sweating and panting, sitting on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. “They totally used me and I loved it,” he sighs.
Being Chosen by a COUPLE
Hanging out with happy
, well-adjusted, and secure couples, whether they be just boyfriend and girlfriend or as committed as husband and wife, is fun and comfortable for me. I’ve never felt like the third wheel, but more like the guest star in the sitcom that is their life.
It’s nice to be with two people who are really comfortable with each other and have that connection where they tell jokes and stories together, tease each other, and enjoy the feeling of being with you, the third party. It makes me feel secure, harkening back to the times when I was with my parents when they were in a good place—but of course this is a more X-rated version.
But still, it’s that same kind of warm atmosphere that makes you feel cozy and relaxed. Some couples are so secure and happy with each other that they feel open to bring in a third party every so often to give their sex lives that added spice or kick. And there’s nothing wrong with that, especially if you find that couple very attractive. Most women have actually been in that position more than they realize but didn’t pick up the signals or weren’t so sure and chose not to.
This type of three-way can be the most enjoyable of them all because you have no pressures or worries, it’s something the couple has (or should have) worked out together, so all you have to do is enjoy them both guilt-free. When the couple consists of a virile, good-looking man and a beautiful, self-confident bisexual or bi-curious woman, a threesome is like eating the best feast of your life and walking away with no calories or indigestion.