Threesomes: For Couples Who Want to Know More (8 page)

Circle of Three

 

To maximize everyone’s pleasure, lay in a tight circle while going down on each other. To do this, you each have to lay on your side, mouth to cock or mouth to pussy, and make a chain of licking and touching. Oh lord, it’s great.

This circle is in the same family as the daisy chain. Each of you lays on your side with your head in the direction of the next person’s crotch. You make a tight circle and this way all three of you are being orally stimulated, unlike the daisy chain where the last person isn’t getting any lick time at all.

Keep the
teamwork going. Never forget that you are partners in this.

 

True Story: Jeb and Maria’s First Time

 

Jeb is a modern hippie with shaggy hair and mutton chops, a musician who you’d never guess was raised in an affluent community in Connecticut. He’s left that far behind, now living in Harlem with a few roommates, working temp jobs, and playing his heart out in every café and bar that will have him. Jeb was lucky enough to meet Maria, a sweet Latina who is as dark as he is fair, as traditional as he is out there. Jeb was very much a single, carefree guy running around the city with a guitar slung over his shoulder, but when he met Maria at an open mike in the Lower East Side, he was a goner.

“I could tell she was a girl who wouldn’t tolerate me running around with other girls, and I wouldn’t hurt her for anything,” says Jeb, adjusting his glasses. “But I gotta say, I love women, and I made no secret of that. Funny thing is, I had the feeling that Maria loved women too.”

Jeb encouraged her bisexual curiosities with dirty talk and harmless jokes. “When I saw a hot chick check out Maria’s outfit, because she’s always decked out in something really sexy and cool, I’d whisper to her, ‘Ummmm she wants to lick your pussy baby!’ “ And Jeb admits his senorita would respond with, “Shut up, perv. I’m not a lesbo.” But all good things do come to a good boyfriend who is willing to wait patiently.

One night, after a gig with his band, Jeb and Maria hung out with a cousin of one of the people who came to see them play. Lori was visiting from out of town and staying at her cousin’s place in the Upper West Side, coincidentally where everyone decided to continue the party.

With plenty of booze and grass around, plus a killer sound system, the party was in full effect, and Jeb, who admits he’s not the best dancer in the world, enjoyed watching Maria and Lori get down for an hour straight to some funky beats. “Lori was built like Maria, short and kinda thick, but in good shape, with a small waist. They could’ve passed for cousins themselves. It was just hot watching them dance. I was pretty happy with just that because I have an active imagination anyway. I had a big boner just checking them out, enjoying themselves, letting loose. It was a beautiful thing.”

Maria finally stopped to get a drink and recharge her batteries. She took Jeb’s arm and led him to the kitchen to get a drink of water, and Lori followed. Lori told them they should check out the incredible view of the city from her bedroom and cool off. “I swear, by the time the door of that bedroom closed, I knew what was gonna happen,” says Jeb. “When we were in the kitchen, I felt some sexual energy from Lori. She had these really sexy green eyes, and she looked right at me. Something was going to happen.”

The view of the city was breathtaking. it overlooked the river and the skyline, but that was nothing compared to the sight Jeb was treated to of Lori carefully leaning into Maria for what became a long, open-mouthed kiss. Jeb did nothing for awhile, waiting to see whether Maria was going to shove her off and yell, but this did not happen. “I was elated, but careful. I went over very slowly and just kinda started rubbing both their necks while they were kissing.

Jeb had never had a ménage à trois himself, although it was something he had been burning to do. “I didn’t know what the etiquette was, but I knew if I touched one I would have to touch the other, so I did that and it kinda spun around in a circle—we were mirroring each other’s actions, and it evolved to us getting naked.”

Maria wasn’t exactly cool as a cucumber, though. More than once, she asked Jeb to check that the door was absolutely locked, worried someone would walk in. Otherwise, Jeb says, it progressed smoothly.

“The best was when they were both on top on me and I had four tits in my face and hands—and they both had huge tits, so it was amazing. I wasn’t sitting still for a second. I jerked off enough to this kind of porno, and I was going to play and play.” For Jeb, it was sensory overload; he had never been more excited or turned on, and he describes it as a movie montage of a series of dark, dreamy pictures.

“But Maria was my first concern, of course. I gave everything to her first because she’s my girlfriend and I didn’t want her to feel one second of neglect. I fucked her, I didn’t fuck Lori. But when I was fucking Maria, oh man, Lori was right behind me moving with me like we were both making love to her, and that was just beautiful. I remember closing my eyes and not believing how good this felt. This was so intense, this whole body transference.”

On it went until light streamed in the room and the three collapsed and got under the covers. But when Jeb woke up, he was with only one woman, his girl-friend. It was late in the afternoon, and Lori had left the apartment to go on with her New York City vacation.

“I was scared, I admit it. When Maria woke up, I hugged her and kissed her all over her face. She was cool—it was cool that Lori had left definitely.” As they got dressed, Maria too marveled at what had happened in the wee hours of the night, and she also made it clear that this would probably never happen again, ever.

“She kept saying this would not be part of our normal sex lives and that things got very crazy, really wild, and it wasn’t her usual thing. That’s fine by me. I mean it happened to me! I had a three-way with my hot girlfriend and another hot girl. I mean come on, I’m going to be grateful forever!”